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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Jeannie and the Marriage Caper (S01E01)

Just keep out of this, fella.

"Just keep out of this, fella."

I Dream of Jeannie

We are going out!

"We are going out!"

I Dream of Jeannie

No. l am going out. l'm going to a bachelor party.

"No. l am going out. l'm going to a bachelor party."

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Oh, what's this '' bachelor's party''?

"Oh, what's this '' bachelor's party''?"

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lt's an old tradition, Jeannie.

"lt's an old tradition, Jeannie."

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Before a wedding, a bunch of happy, carefree bachelors get together...

"Before a wedding, a bunch of happy, carefree bachelors get together..."

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...and throw a party for the groom-to-be.

"...and throw a party for the groom-to-be."

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-l like parties. -You can't come.

"-l like parties. -You can't come."

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But why?

"But why?"

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Because women aren't allowed. Now, smoke out.

"Because women aren't allowed. Now, smoke out."

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-But l-- -Out!

"-But l-- -Out!"

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A million bottles on the beach, and l had to pick hers.

"A million bottles on the beach, and l had to pick hers."

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Get out!

"Get out!"

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l just got here.

"l just got here."

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Well, glad to see you.

"Well, glad to see you."

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Well, is the condemned man ready for the--?

"Well, is the condemned man ready for the--?"

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Wait. You do look like a condemned man.

"Wait. You do look like a condemned man."

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Oh, come on. Let's get this thing over with, huh?

"Oh, come on. Let's get this thing over with, huh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You sound like you're going to a hanging. What's wrong?

"You sound like you're going to a hanging. What's wrong?"

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Nothing. Nothing wrong with Melissa either.

"Nothing. Nothing wrong with Melissa either."

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She's a little strong-minded.

"She's a little strong-minded."

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-Nothing wrong with that. -Course not.

"-Nothing wrong with that. -Course not."

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-She's intelligent, reasonable. -Sure.

"-She's intelligent, reasonable. -Sure."

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l'm lucky to have her.

"l'm lucky to have her."

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You have last-minute jitters, haven't you?

"You have last-minute jitters, haven't you?"

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-Come on, we better get out of here. -Yeah.

"-Come on, we better get out of here. -Yeah."

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One hand.

"One hand."

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Why don't we just drink up and forget all the shoptalk, okay?

"Why don't we just drink up and forget all the shoptalk, okay?"

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-Tony. -Captain.

"-Tony. -Captain."

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How about a toast to the best man?

"How about a toast to the best man?"

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-Thank you very much, general. -Here's to Grover.

"-Thank you very much, general. -Here's to Grover."

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Grover?

"Grover?"

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Wait a minute. lf he's the best man, what does that make me?

"Wait a minute. lf he's the best man, what does that make me?"

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The astronaut most likely to be in Port Moresby tomorrow.

"The astronaut most likely to be in Port Moresby tomorrow."

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We have a very important mission for you, captain.

"We have a very important mission for you, captain."

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-Will you excuse us, gentlemen? -Yes. Of course, sir.

"-Will you excuse us, gentlemen? -Yes. Of course, sir."

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lf you'd rather have him for your best man...

"lf you'd rather have him for your best man..."

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...why didn't you come out and say so...

"...why didn't you come out and say so..."

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...instead of having your private general ship me to Australia?

"...instead of having your private general ship me to Australia?"

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Private general? l didn't know about this.

"Private general? l didn't know about this."

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Oh, sure you didn't.

"Oh, sure you didn't."

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Roger. Roger, wait a minute. l can straighten everything out.

"Roger. Roger, wait a minute. l can straighten everything out."

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Anything wrong, captain?

"Anything wrong, captain?"

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-No, sir. -You're not nervous about all this?

"-No, sir. -You're not nervous about all this?"

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Oh, well, a little. You know how it is.

"Oh, well, a little. You know how it is."

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No, l don't. l wish l did.

"No, l don't. l wish l did."

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ln all the years l've been practicing psychiatry...

"ln all the years l've been practicing psychiatry..."

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...you're the most interesting person l've met.

"...you're the most interesting person l've met."

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-Oh, thank you, sir. -Oh, l-- l was speaking clinically.

"-Oh, thank you, sir. -Oh, l-- l was speaking clinically."

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What do you find so interesting about me?

"What do you find so interesting about me?"

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Well, you don't fit into any known category.

"Well, you don't fit into any known category."

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One minute you're calm, the next, you're hysterical.

"One minute you're calm, the next, you're hysterical."

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You passed the most difficult test the Air Force has devised...

"You passed the most difficult test the Air Force has devised..."

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...yet, you hear voices. You're a top scientist...

"...yet, you hear voices. You're a top scientist..."

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...and you suffer from delusions.

"...and you suffer from delusions."

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You don't call that interesting?

"You don't call that interesting?"

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l can't wait to put you in a book.

"l can't wait to put you in a book."

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-You need this. -Well, thanks.

"-You need this. -Well, thanks."

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l'm afraid l have to be running along now. But, captain....

"l'm afraid l have to be running along now. But, captain...."

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-Yes. Yes, sir? -l'll be seeing you.

"-Yes. Yes, sir? -l'll be seeing you."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Well, here we go, lover-boy. Time to cut the cake.

"Well, here we go, lover-boy. Time to cut the cake."

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Where is it?

"Oh, yeah, yeah. Where is it?"

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Gentlemen, gather round. Come on. Let's go.

"Gentlemen, gather round. Come on. Let's go."

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-What are you doing here? -l wanted to see your bachelor party.

"-What are you doing here? -l wanted to see your bachelor party."

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-Get out of here. -Tony.

"-Get out of here. -Tony."

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-Sir. -General. lt is nice to see you again.

"-Sir. -General. lt is nice to see you again."

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-Do we know each other? -Well, of course.

"-Do we know each other? -Well, of course."

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Oh, you do not remember. You admired my cake.

"Oh, you do not remember. You admired my cake."

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Yeah, her cake, her ca-- Oh, her cake!

"Yeah, her cake, her ca-- Oh, her cake!"

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-Oh, yes. Yes. -lt's beautiful.

"-Oh, yes. Yes. -lt's beautiful."

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Tony, l'll see you Saturday morning.

"Tony, l'll see you Saturday morning."

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Saturday morning?

"Saturday morning?"

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-At your wedding. -Oh, yes. Yes, of course.

"-At your wedding. -Oh, yes. Yes, of course."

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-Good night. -Good night. Good night.

"-Good night. -Good night. Good night."

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He will make an excellent father-in-law for someone.

"He will make an excellent father-in-law for someone."

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Yeah. Salt of the earth.

"Yeah. Salt of the earth."

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-l hope l'm not intruding. -Hello, Grover.

"-l hope l'm not intruding. -Hello, Grover."

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Jeannie, this is Grover Caldwell.

"Jeannie, this is Grover Caldwell."

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-lt is a pleasure. -The pleasure's mine.

"-lt is a pleasure. -The pleasure's mine."

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Well, by this time Saturday...

"Well, by this time Saturday..."

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...you and Melissa will be honeymooning in Honolulu.

"...you and Melissa will be honeymooning in Honolulu."

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-Jamaica. -Honolulu.

"-Jamaica. -Honolulu."

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Oh, didn't Melissa tell you?

"Oh, didn't Melissa tell you?"

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l'm sorry. l'm sure she meant to.

"l'm sorry. l'm sure she meant to."

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Well, no, no. it probably slipped her mind.

"Well, no, no. it probably slipped her mind."

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You and Melissa are old friends?

"You and Melissa are old friends?"

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We grew up together. Melissa and l were inseparable in those days.

"We grew up together. Melissa and l were inseparable in those days."

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The horse show, water-skiing....

"The horse show, water-skiing...."

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Even went to the same orthodontist.

"Even went to the same orthodontist."

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By the time we had the braces taken off...

"By the time we had the braces taken off..."

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...l was on my way to prep school, Melissa went to West Point.

"...l was on my way to prep school, Melissa went to West Point."

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Just lost track of each other. Until a few weeks ago.

"Just lost track of each other. Until a few weeks ago."

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Melissa's very fond of you.

"Melissa's very fond of you."

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She spoke highly of you at dinner last night.

"She spoke highly of you at dinner last night."

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Oh, l'm very fond of her too.

"Oh, l'm very fond of her too."

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lt's funny how things work out.

"lt's funny how things work out."

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Melissa and l had such great dreams together...

"Melissa and l had such great dreams together..."

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...and now in two days you two will be honeymooning in Honolulu.

"...and now in two days you two will be honeymooning in Honolulu."

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-Jamaica. -Oh, Honolulu.

"-Jamaica. -Oh, Honolulu."

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-Jamaica. -Honolulu.

"-Jamaica. -Honolulu."

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-Jamaica. -Don't count on it. l know Melissa.

"-Jamaica. -Don't count on it. l know Melissa."

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-So do l. -So do l.

"-So do l. -So do l."

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-l don't know what you're selling-- -Good morning.

"-l don't know what you're selling-- -Good morning."

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-Morning, Tony. -Come on in.

"-Morning, Tony. -Come on in."

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-Sit down. -l'd rather stand, thank you.

"-Sit down. -l'd rather stand, thank you."

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-What's on your mind, Grover? -You're making a terrible mistake.

"-What's on your mind, Grover? -You're making a terrible mistake."

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Which one? l mean, how do you mean?

"Which one? l mean, how do you mean?"

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By not accepting the position as General Stone's military attaché.

"By not accepting the position as General Stone's military attaché."

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lt's a unique opportunity careerwise.

"lt's a unique opportunity careerwise."

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lt can only offer enormous opportunities later on.

"lt can only offer enormous opportunities later on."

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Well, l'm very thankful for your concern about my career...

"Well, l'm very thankful for your concern about my career..."

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...but l don't think it's any of your business.

"...but l don't think it's any of your business."

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l feel that whatever has to do with Melissa is my business.

"l feel that whatever has to do with Melissa is my business."

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Obviously you're not thinking of her feelings.

"Obviously you're not thinking of her feelings."

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lf you were, you'd see the enormous opportunity.

"lf you were, you'd see the enormous opportunity."

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Okay. All right. l can't handle this without coffee.

"Okay. All right. l can't handle this without coffee."

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Let me get dressed, and we'll discuss this over breakfast.

"Let me get dressed, and we'll discuss this over breakfast."

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Make yourself-- Make yourself at home.

"Make yourself-- Make yourself at home."

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You do love me.

"You do love me."

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