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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Jeannie and the Marriage Caper (S01E01)

You go soak your body in a warm tub scented with rose petals.

"You go soak your body in a warm tub scented with rose petals."

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Well, that's a good idea, but l don't think so right now.

"Well, that's a good idea, but l don't think so right now."

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lf you wanna know anything about the cooking...

"lf you wanna know anything about the cooking..."

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...the instructions are on the back of the boxes.

"...the instructions are on the back of the boxes."

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You do read, don't you?

"You do read, don't you?"

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Right to left, left to right, top to bottom or bottom to top.

"Right to left, left to right, top to bottom or bottom to top."

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Left to right, top to bottom.

"Left to right, top to bottom."

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Jeannie?

"Jeannie?"

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Jeannie. Jeannie.

"Jeannie. Jeannie."

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Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

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Jeannie, what's going on down--?

"Jeannie, what's going on down--?"

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Two thousand years ago my sister made better gravy than that.

"Two thousand years ago my sister made better gravy than that."

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And she was the worst cook in the Middle East.

"And she was the worst cook in the Middle East."

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That's them. Melissa's always on time. Now, l have to take them out to dinner.

"That's them. Melissa's always on time. Now, l have to take them out to dinner."

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Will you do me a favour, please, huh? Will you just stay out of sight?

"Will you do me a favour, please, huh? Will you just stay out of sight?"

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-Good evening. -Tony.

"-Good evening. -Tony."

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Oh, here's your hat. Keep this, you're not staying.

"Oh, here's your hat. Keep this, you're not staying."

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l've got to apologize for the burning smell. lt's the dinner.

"l've got to apologize for the burning smell. lt's the dinner."

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l never smelled anything more appetizing in my whole life.

"l never smelled anything more appetizing in my whole life."

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Oh, Tony.

"Oh, Tony."

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Why, it's-- lt's beautiful.

"Why, it's-- lt's beautiful."

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Oh, it's nothing, really.

"Oh, it's nothing, really."

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Captain Nelson!

"Captain Nelson!"

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-Who's that? -Who's who?

"-Who's that? -Who's who?"

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Now, Melissa.

"Now, Melissa."

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You don't wanna go in the kitchen. The wild rice went crazy.

"You don't wanna go in the kitchen. The wild rice went crazy."

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Please, please, now--

"Please, please, now--"

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Tony.

"Tony."

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Tony, you never told me that you had a houseboy.

"Tony, you never told me that you had a houseboy."

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Oh, no. No, l didn't, did l?

"Oh, no. No, l didn't, did l?"

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Where did you ever find...? What's his name?

"Where did you ever find...? What's his name?"

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-Kato. -Jeannie.

"-Kato. -Jeannie."

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-Jeannie Kato. -Those look marvellous. May l?

"-Jeannie Kato. -Those look marvellous. May l?"

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-Fantastic. Try one, Melissa. -Oh, l'd love to.

"-Fantastic. Try one, Melissa. -Oh, l'd love to."

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Why don't you try several? l'll be with you in a minute.

"Why don't you try several? l'll be with you in a minute."

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Jeannie Kato, these look beautiful.

"Jeannie Kato, these look beautiful."

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Who do you think you're gonna fool with this disguise?

"Who do you think you're gonna fool with this disguise?"

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lt is no disguise. See?

"lt is no disguise. See?"

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lf l had a houseboy that could cook like this...

"lf l had a houseboy that could cook like this..."

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...l wouldn't pull his hair.

"...l wouldn't pull his hair."

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Marvellous. You must give me the recipe for this.

"Marvellous. You must give me the recipe for this."

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-What do you call it? -Ragout à la Sinbad.

"-What do you call it? -Ragout à la Sinbad."

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Why only the recipe?

"Why only the recipe?"

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l think we ought to take Jeannie Kato to Europe with us.

"l think we ought to take Jeannie Kato to Europe with us."

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-Would you like that? -Thou art going to Europe?

"-Would you like that? -Thou art going to Europe?"

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-No. -Yes.

"-No. -Yes."

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We'll discuss this later, Melissa.

"We'll discuss this later, Melissa."

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l'll be very happy to go with you wherever you go.

"l'll be very happy to go with you wherever you go."

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No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't like it.

"No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't like it."

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But he's such a treasure.

"But he's such a treasure."

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And good help is impossible to get.

"And good help is impossible to get."

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Even harder to get rid of.

"Even harder to get rid of."

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With dishes like Ragout à la Sinbad...

"With dishes like Ragout à la Sinbad..."

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...our embassy'd be the social centre of Europe.

"...our embassy'd be the social centre of Europe."

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Where in the world did you ever learn to cook like this?

"Where in the world did you ever learn to cook like this?"

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Where l come from, it is very common.

"Where l come from, it is very common."

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Very.

"Very."

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Where do you come from?

"Where do you come from?"

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-Constantinople. -Philippines.

"-Constantinople. -Philippines."

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His mother travelled a lot.

"His mother travelled a lot."

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Good night. Don't forget.

"Good night. Don't forget."

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Thank you, Jeannie Kato.

"Thank you, Jeannie Kato."

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That was the best cake l've ever tasted in my whole life.

"That was the best cake l've ever tasted in my whole life."

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-Thank you. -l'm sorry you won't come to Europe.

"-Thank you. -l'm sorry you won't come to Europe."

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Who says he won't?

"Who says he won't?"

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We'll talk about this later, okay?

"We'll talk about this later, okay?"

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Well, now, wait a minute. Kato is not going to Europe.

"Well, now, wait a minute. Kato is not going to Europe."

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As a matter of fact, l'm not going to Europe and neither is my wife.

"As a matter of fact, l'm not going to Europe and neither is my wife."

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Well, anything you say, darling.

"Well, anything you say, darling."

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Good night, Lis.

"Good night, Lis."

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Good night, Dad. Sir.

"Good night, Dad. Sir."

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-Good night. -Good night.

"-Good night. -Good night."

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Dark-haired one will get her way. She's very strong-minded.

"Dark-haired one will get her way. She's very strong-minded."

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