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Clips from This Fool - Sandy Says (S01E01)

- [scoffs] You know what? Fuck it then.

"- [scoffs] You know what? Fuck it then."

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I'll go to therapy right now if it gets you fools off my back.

"I'll go to therapy right now if it gets you fools off my back."

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Maybe Sandy could tell me why none of you have a sense of humor anymore.

"Maybe Sandy could tell me why none of you have a sense of humor anymore."

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- Sorry, everyone.

"- Sorry, everyone."

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LUIS: Nobody here appreciates how funny I am.

"LUIS: Nobody here appreciates how funny I am."

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These fools have no sense of humor.

"These fools have no sense of humor."

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You know, I bet some of them don't even think a fart is funny.

"You know, I bet some of them don't even think a fart is funny."

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- Why do you feel the need to be funny all the time?

"- Why do you feel the need to be funny all the time?"

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- I don't know. I've always been funny since I was a kid.

"- I don't know. I've always been funny since I was a kid."

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You know, I have the gift of humor.

"You know, I have the gift of humor."

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You know, my father was funny and so am I.

"You know, my father was funny and so am I."

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You know, it's DNA and shit.

"You know, it's DNA and shit."

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- So your father encouraged your sense of humor?

"- So your father encouraged your sense of humor?"

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- Oh, yeah, yeah.

"- Oh, yeah, yeah."

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We used to watch funny shit all the time together.

"We used to watch funny shit all the time together."

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We'd watch Cantinflas, Anchorman, Friday.

"We'd watch Cantinflas, Anchorman, Friday."

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But most importantly, we'd watch Austin Powers.

"But most importantly, we'd watch Austin Powers."

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That shit had us rollin'.

"That shit had us rollin'."

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- It's nice to have that connection with your father.

"- It's nice to have that connection with your father."

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- Yeah, yeah. Well, I did, you know, before he passed away.

"- Yeah, yeah. Well, I did, you know, before he passed away."

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But now I like to think that fool's up in heaven shaggin'.

"But now I like to think that fool's up in heaven shaggin'."

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Yeah, baby.

"Yeah, baby."

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SANDY: I see.

"SANDY: I see."

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Do you think your having to be funny all the time

"Do you think your having to be funny all the time"

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has anything to do with filling the void your father left?

"has anything to do with filling the void your father left?"

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[Luis crying hysterically]

"[Luis crying hysterically]"

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[crying continues]

"[crying continues]"

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LUIS: Oh, fuck.

"LUIS: Oh, fuck."

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[crying continues]

"[crying continues]"

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I got my fuckin' dino costume all wet.

"I got my fuckin' dino costume all wet."

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Can't return this shit.

"Can't return this shit."

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- It's okay, Luis.

"- It's okay, Luis."

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[dog barking in distance]

"[dog barking in distance]"

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LUIS: Yeah, so Sandy says I've been hiding my trauma with humor.

"LUIS: Yeah, so Sandy says I've been hiding my trauma with humor."

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You know, that I need to look the trauma in the eye and be like,

"You know, that I need to look the trauma in the eye and be like,"

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"Hey, what's up, trauma? I need you to chill the fuck out."

""Hey, what's up, trauma? I need you to chill the fuck out.""

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- Hey, I told you she was good, huh?

"- Hey, I told you she was good, huh?"

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- What the fuck? I've been trying to get everyone in this family

"- What the fuck? I've been trying to get everyone in this family"

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to go to therapy for years.

"to go to therapy for years."

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- Damn, Ana, not everything is about you, greedy.

"- Damn, Ana, not everything is about you, greedy."

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[sighs]

"[sighs]"

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LUIS: All I know is I feel way better.

"LUIS: All I know is I feel way better."

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Like I feel lighter, like I lost ten to fifteen pounds.

"Like I feel lighter, like I lost ten to fifteen pounds."

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Probably gonna lose another five

"Probably gonna lose another five"

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when I go take this big-ass masa right now.

"when I go take this big-ass masa right now."

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ANA: Nasty.

"ANA: Nasty."

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- Hey, Julio, I notice you don't finish your crust.

"- Hey, Julio, I notice you don't finish your crust."

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You think that's because of something fucked up from your childhood?

"You think that's because of something fucked up from your childhood?"

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- Hey, Dr. Phil, you only had one therapy session.

"- Hey, Dr. Phil, you only had one therapy session."

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Chill out, alright?

"Chill out, alright?"

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- I don't know. Maybe Luis is onto something.

"- I don't know. Maybe Luis is onto something."

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I mean, it's pretty fucked up that you don't eat the crusts.

"I mean, it's pretty fucked up that you don't eat the crusts."

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- I just don't like the taste. It's not deeper than that.

"- I just don't like the taste. It's not deeper than that."

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- Well, I don't know, Sandy says everything is interconnected.

"- Well, I don't know, Sandy says everything is interconnected."

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You know, and I had said to Sandy that I used to clown you

"You know, and I had said to Sandy that I used to clown you"

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and Sandy said that since I had so much power over you as a kid,

"and Sandy said that since I had so much power over you as a kid,"

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that it probably messed you up. - Oh.

"that it probably messed you up. - Oh."

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LUIS: At least that's what Sandy says. ANA: Makes sense.

"LUIS: At least that's what Sandy says. ANA: Makes sense."

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- So you've been talking to Sandy about me?

"- So you've been talking to Sandy about me?"

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- Yeah, I talk to Sandy about a lot of things.

"- Yeah, I talk to Sandy about a lot of things."

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But, yeah, you know, you were in there a little.

"But, yeah, you know, you were in there a little."

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Ohh!

"Ohh!"

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I probably beat your ass one time while you were eating pizza.

"I probably beat your ass one time while you were eating pizza."

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Damn, I just helped you with a psychological breakthrough.

"Damn, I just helped you with a psychological breakthrough."

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I can't wait to say that to Sandy.

"I can't wait to say that to Sandy."

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- Could I have your crusts?

"- Could I have your crusts?"

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Luis never beat my ass while I was eating pizza

"Luis never beat my ass while I was eating pizza"

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so I can still eat them.

"so I can still eat them."

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- Hey! Look at me.

"- Hey! Look at me."

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You okay?

"You okay?"

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- [gasps, laughs] Julio.

"- [gasps, laughs] Julio."

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What a surprise.

"What a surprise."

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Are you here for a therapy session?

"Are you here for a therapy session?"

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- Oh, no, no, no. I don't need therapy.

"- Oh, no, no, no. I don't need therapy."

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I'm just here to check on how my cousin Luis is doing.

"I'm just here to check on how my cousin Luis is doing."

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- Well, you know, I can't tell you much.

"- Well, you know, I can't tell you much."

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I mean, doctor-patient confidentiality.

"I mean, doctor-patient confidentiality."

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But I can tell you that he's doing great.

"But I can tell you that he's doing great."

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- Oh. Okay.

"- Oh. Okay."

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Just let me know if he's not taking this shit seriously.

"Just let me know if he's not taking this shit seriously."

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I don't mind checkin' his ass.

"I don't mind checkin' his ass."

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- Thank you, but I don't think that'll be necessary.

"- Thank you, but I don't think that'll be necessary."

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JULIO: Are you sure?

"JULIO: Are you sure?"

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I got no problem putting that fool in check.

"I got no problem putting that fool in check."

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- What exactly do you mean by checking?

"- What exactly do you mean by checking?"

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- You know, like checking his ass.

"- You know, like checking his ass."

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- You mean, um, writing him up?

"- You mean, um, writing him up?"

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- Yeah, I mean, actually I've never written him up before, but I could.

"- Yeah, I mean, actually I've never written him up before, but I could."

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- Hmm. - But if I were to write that fool up

"- Hmm. - But if I were to write that fool up"

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for all the shit that he's done around here,

"for all the shit that he's done around here,"

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he would have been kicked out of this program already.

"he would have been kicked out of this program already."

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That's why I check his ass instead.

"That's why I check his ass instead."

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SANDY: I see.

"SANDY: I see."

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JULIO: He's lucky he has me to put him in check.

"JULIO: He's lucky he has me to put him in check."

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Not that he appreciates it.

"Not that he appreciates it."

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- You feel he doesn't appreciate you?

"- You feel he doesn't appreciate you?"

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JULIO: Not at all.

"JULIO: Not at all."

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Just the other day, he tripped me on the way out of the house.

"Just the other day, he tripped me on the way out of the house."

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- I didn't know you lived together.

"- I didn't know you lived together."

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- Yeah. He's crashing at my place.

"- Yeah. He's crashing at my place."

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Well, technically, it's my mom's house.

"Well, technically, it's my mom's house."

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What are you writing down?

"What are you writing down?"

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This isn't a session.

"This isn't a session."

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This doesn't count.

"This doesn't count."

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Just here to help Luis.

"Just here to help Luis."

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- I understand.

"- I understand."

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- So you sure you don't need me to check him?

"- So you sure you don't need me to check him?"

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- Nope.

"- Nope."

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- Great.

"- Great."

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RANDY: Just sometimes

"RANDY: Just sometimes"

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get insecure

"get insecure"

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about what I'm supposed to do with my life.

"about what I'm supposed to do with my life."

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I was on the inside locked up for so long,

"I was on the inside locked up for so long,"

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it's like I lost who I am on the outside.

"it's like I lost who I am on the outside."

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MAN: Hmm.

"MAN: Hmm."

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- That reminds me of Austin Powers.

"- That reminds me of Austin Powers."

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[all groan]

"[all groan]"

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- Luis, I thought we talked about this shit.

"- Luis, I thought we talked about this shit."

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- Hey, dawg, I really thought about this, alright?

"- Hey, dawg, I really thought about this, alright?"

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Just let me share my truth, okay?

"Just let me share my truth, okay?"

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