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Clips from This Fool - Sandy Says (S01E01)

- [scoffs] Fine. Go.

"- [scoffs] Fine. Go."

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- You know, see, it's like this.

"- You know, see, it's like this."

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I was in prison for a long-ass time, you know,

"I was in prison for a long-ass time, you know,"

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just like Austin Powers was frozen in that block of ice for a long-ass time.

"just like Austin Powers was frozen in that block of ice for a long-ass time."

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When we both got out, we didn't know how to act anymore.

"When we both got out, we didn't know how to act anymore."

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See, the thing is, is Dr. Evil stole that fool's mojo.

"See, the thing is, is Dr. Evil stole that fool's mojo."

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You know, just like the California prison system took my mojo.

"You know, just like the California prison system took my mojo."

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And I know I'll never get all my mojo back.

"And I know I'll never get all my mojo back."

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And, believe me, I'm trying to make peace with that.

"And, believe me, I'm trying to make peace with that."

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I'm just, you know, I'm tired of wasting time living in the past.

"I'm just, you know, I'm tired of wasting time living in the past."

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Ideally, we'll change, the world is ever-changing, homey.

"Ideally, we'll change, the world is ever-changing, homey."

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I gotta change with it.

"I gotta change with it."

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That's what Austin Powers is all about.

"That's what Austin Powers is all about."

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You know, I used to think that movie was a comedy.

"You know, I used to think that movie was a comedy."

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But now I know,

"But now I know,"

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it's a tragedy.

"it's a tragedy."

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- Okay. That's enough, Luis. RANDY: Damn, bro.

"- Okay. That's enough, Luis. RANDY: Damn, bro."

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I actually never even thought about it like that.

"I actually never even thought about it like that."

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Thank you, Luis.

"Thank you, Luis."

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- Yeah, I totally relate to that Austin Powers shit now.

"- Yeah, I totally relate to that Austin Powers shit now."

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JULIO: Okay, well, you know what?

"JULIO: Okay, well, you know what?"

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That's enough Austin Powers talk for a while.

"That's enough Austin Powers talk for a while."

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People here are trying to do real work, Luis.

"People here are trying to do real work, Luis."

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LUIS: Julio.

"LUIS: Julio."

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Why do you always feel the need to control me?

"Why do you always feel the need to control me?"

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- Look, playboy, if I wasn't around to help your ass,

"- Look, playboy, if I wasn't around to help your ass,"

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you'd be lost.

"you'd be lost."

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- Sandy said you would throw that in my face.

"- Sandy said you would throw that in my face."

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She told me you stopped by her office earlier to talk about me.

"She told me you stopped by her office earlier to talk about me."

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[all gasp]

"[all gasp]"

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- Fuckin' snitch.

"- Fuckin' snitch."

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That was confidential.

"That was confidential."

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Sandy just broke the law.

"Sandy just broke the law."

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- Yeah, well, Sandy says you said it technically wasn't a session,

"- Yeah, well, Sandy says you said it technically wasn't a session,"

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so it's actually public information now.

"so it's actually public information now."

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- This is not the time to share that information, okay?

"- This is not the time to share that information, okay?"

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People here are waiting to share, alright?

"People here are waiting to share, alright?"

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Someone share. Come on. LUIS: Hey, no, no, no. You're right.

"Someone share. Come on. LUIS: Hey, no, no, no. You're right."

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The appropriate time would be at therapy with me and Sandy.

"The appropriate time would be at therapy with me and Sandy."

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Especially since you yourself have never even been to therapy.

"Especially since you yourself have never even been to therapy."

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[all gasp]

"[all gasp]"

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- You've never been to therapy, but you're leading a group hug session?

"- You've never been to therapy, but you're leading a group hug session?"

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- That's fucked up, Julio.

"- That's fucked up, Julio."

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- Wow. - You know what? Everybody calm down.

"- Wow. - You know what? Everybody calm down."

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Group hug is not about me, okay?

"Group hug is not about me, okay?"

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It's about me helping all of you.

"It's about me helping all of you."

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I don't need therapy. I'm all good.

"I don't need therapy. I'm all good."

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RANDY: Well, maybe the only way

"RANDY: Well, maybe the only way"

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you could help all of us out

"you could help all of us out"

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is if you help yourself out first, homey.

"is if you help yourself out first, homey."

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- Randy, whose fuckin' side are you on?

"- Randy, whose fuckin' side are you on?"

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LUIS: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take a breath.

"LUIS: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Take a breath."

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You okay?

"You okay?"

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'Cause Sandy says you and I should go to therapy together, Julio.

"'Cause Sandy says you and I should go to therapy together, Julio."

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Sandy says that'd actually be the best way for me to make real progress.

"Sandy says that'd actually be the best way for me to make real progress."

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- Stop saying what Sandy says!

"- Stop saying what Sandy says!"

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[all gasp]

"[all gasp]"

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RANDY: Damn. JULIO: Okay?

"RANDY: Damn. JULIO: Okay?"

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I'm not going to therapy with you.

"I'm not going to therapy with you."

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Go tell Sandy I says that.

"Go tell Sandy I says that."

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LUIS: You know, that's funny you're acting this way

"LUIS: You know, that's funny you're acting this way"

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'cause you always say that you want what's best for me.

"'cause you always say that you want what's best for me."

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This is what's best for me.

"This is what's best for me."

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At least that's what Sandy says.

"At least that's what Sandy says."

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MAN: Yeah, partner. CANDI: Mm-hmm.

"MAN: Yeah, partner. CANDI: Mm-hmm."

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- Don't fuckin' touch me.

"- Don't fuckin' touch me."

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LUIS: Thank you, Sandy. I always love your tea.

"LUIS: Thank you, Sandy. I always love your tea."

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- Julio, thank you for being open to this.

"- Julio, thank you for being open to this."

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I'd like to start by talking about your relationship

"I'd like to start by talking about your relationship"

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with Luis while you were growing up.

"with Luis while you were growing up."

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Luis tells me that as the older cousin,

"Luis tells me that as the older cousin,"

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he would bully you and make fun of you.

"he would bully you and make fun of you."

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How do you feel about that?

"How do you feel about that?"

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- We were just dumb-ass kids. It-it's really not a big deal.

"- We were just dumb-ass kids. It-it's really not a big deal."

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SANDY: What about you, Luis?

"SANDY: What about you, Luis?"

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- Thanks for asking, Sandy.

"- Thanks for asking, Sandy."

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[Julio sighs]

"[Julio sighs]"

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Ah, you know, I just feel that Julio,

"Ah, you know, I just feel that Julio,"

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you know, he tries to check me a lot as a grown-up

"you know, he tries to check me a lot as a grown-up"

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and I believe it's some form of revenge

"and I believe it's some form of revenge"

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for all the times that I legitimately checked him as a kid.

"for all the times that I legitimately checked him as a kid."

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- Dawg, I'm your case manager,

"- Dawg, I'm your case manager,"

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and there's certain shit I'm responsible for,

"and there's certain shit I'm responsible for,"

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and sometimes I gotta check your ass.

"and sometimes I gotta check your ass."

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- There's that checking again.

"- There's that checking again."

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- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check his ass, Sandy.

"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check his ass, Sandy."

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SANDY: I'm not here to check anybody.

"SANDY: I'm not here to check anybody."

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But I'm trying to understand Julio's need to check.

"But I'm trying to understand Julio's need to check."

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- I don't feel the need to check.

"- I don't feel the need to check."

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It's just Luis needs to be checked sometimes.

"It's just Luis needs to be checked sometimes."

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- May I speak? [Julio sighs]

"- May I speak? [Julio sighs]"

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SANDY: Go ahead, Luis.

"SANDY: Go ahead, Luis."

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- Listen, primo.

"- Listen, primo."

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You know, I just feel that you treat me like your little Mini-me,

"You know, I just feel that you treat me like your little Mini-me,"

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when in actuality,

"when in actuality,"

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I'm regular-sized me.

"I'm regular-sized me."

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JULIO: Dawg, if you quote

"JULIO: Dawg, if you quote"

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Austin Powers one more time,

"Austin Powers one more time,"

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I'm gonna kill you.

"I'm gonna kill you."

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And put your fuckin' hand down.

"And put your fuckin' hand down."

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- You see what I'm dealing with?

"- You see what I'm dealing with?"

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SANDY: I have a suggestion.

"SANDY: I have a suggestion."

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I feel it would be healthy for you to spend some time apart.

"I feel it would be healthy for you to spend some time apart."

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- Hey, lady, I'm his fucking caseworker, and we live together.

"- Hey, lady, I'm his fucking caseworker, and we live together."

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- Well, we can't do anything about the living situation,

"- Well, we can't do anything about the living situation,"

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but in my professional opinion,

"but in my professional opinion,"

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your unresolved relationship issues

"your unresolved relationship issues"

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are getting in the way of you being an effective case manager.

"are getting in the way of you being an effective case manager."

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- You hear what Sandy says?

"- You hear what Sandy says?"

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- Fine. Fuck it.

"- Fine. Fuck it."

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If you both are against me, I won't be your case manager, okay?

"If you both are against me, I won't be your case manager, okay?"

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Good luck finding someone who isn't family to put up with your bullshit.

"Good luck finding someone who isn't family to put up with your bullshit."

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Have fun, Sandy.

"Have fun, Sandy."

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LUIS: Mm!

"LUIS: Mm!"

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Chamomile, huh?

"Chamomile, huh?"

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- No, English Breakfast.

"- No, English Breakfast."

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- That's what's up.

"- That's what's up."

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[Luis snoring]

"[Luis snoring]"

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[snoring continues]

"[snoring continues]"

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[door opens and closes]

"[door opens and closes]"

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