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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Rutgers is for Lovers (S01E01)

"[kissing, moaning]"
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"So, what now?"
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"Should we, I dunno, like, go all the way?"
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"Really? Isn't your dad home?"
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"Yeah, but he's been scared to come into my room"
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"ever since I started wearing bras."
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"-So… -Okay. Yeah, I'm ready."
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"I mean, I showered and sprayed perfume on my pubes, so…"
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"-Oh, my God, so did I. -[giggles]"
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"It kinda stings, right?"
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"-Yep, little bit. [laughs] -Shit!"
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"[laughs] You didn't see that."
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"-I am smooth and sexual. -[giggles]"
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"-Okay. [sighs] -Okay."
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"-Here we go. Oh. -Oh!"
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"-Did you-- -Oh, were you gonna--"
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"-You-- You first. -No, you can."
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"Okay. Yeah."
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"-I'll go first. -Okay."
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"-Are you ready? -Yeah. Um… [hesitates] See you later."
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"Oh!"
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"Wow, wow!"
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"[gasps] Fuck."
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"-Hey, hey. Ho, ho. -[drums beat]"
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"-Ohh! -Wet-ass pussy here we go."
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"You got this, Nadja. Lose that v-card, baby!"
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"Guys, I'm trying to lose my fuckin' innocence over here."
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"-Oh! Message received. -Ohh…"
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"Isn't it amazing that they're going to college together next year?"
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"Well, since she got wait-listed at Berkeley,"
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"I guess Rutgers and Danielle will have to do."
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"Petra! Nadja and Danielle are in love. This is fate."
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"Eh. Sure, whatever."
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"-[sighs] That was awesome. -Oh, yeah? Oh, thank God."
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"-I was kinda wingin' it down there. -How did you do that…"
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"[gurgles] …thing?"
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"Oh, I've been warming up my fingering hand using my mom's carpal tunnel ball."
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"-[laughs] -And as for the oral,"
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"I just spelled out the words "Austin Powers""
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"with my tongue over and over again."
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"[both laugh]"
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"I love you."
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"I love you too."
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"Do you promise to finger me every day at Rutgers?"
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"-Yeah, baby. -[soft music plays]"
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"[both giggle]"
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"I gotta admit, I fucking love these two together."
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"You took the words outta my mouth."
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"-Is it my turn? -Okay."
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"I'll take it from here, ladies."
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"If I'm not back in 30 minutes, call the Coast Guard. Bombs away!"
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"-["Make Me Feel" by Janelle Monáe plays] -♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ So real, so good, so fuckin' real So real, so good, so fuckin' real ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"♪ It's like I'm powerful With a little bit of tender ♪"
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"♪ An emotional, sexual bender ♪"
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"♪ Mess me up, yeah But no one does it better ♪"
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"♪ There's nothin' better ♪"
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"♪ That's just the way you make me feel ♪"
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"[crickets chirp]"
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"Whoo! We fucking killed it today."
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"Yeah, love and ambition working together."
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"Not unlike Danielle's tongue and her fingers…"
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"[laughs] God, I'm jealous of Nadja. I haven't gotten laid in about a century."
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"-Century? -Oh, my God. Has it been two?"
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"Shit, girl, what's going on? Your snatch run away?"
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"No, I'm just busy and everybody sucks."
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"Come on. There's gotta be somebody that gets your juices flowing."
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"[sighs, whispers] Okay, there's someone. But it's so embarrassing."
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"Who you pointing at, girl? Gavin? Crazy ass Gavin?"
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"Ahh!"
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"I'm such a fuckin' man. [belches]"
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"Yikes. A bit of a blunt instrument."
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"I wouldn't turn down his blunt instrument, if you know what I mean."
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"-[laughs] -I wanna fuck him."
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"-Been there. Go for it, bitch. -[laughs]"
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"I gotta say, it's good to talk about this girly stuff with someone."
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"Well, we should do this more often, okay? [chuckles] You know I'm always down."
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"Yeah. To us."
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"To us. You know what, fuck it! Drinks on me!"
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"[all cheering]"
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"[woozily] I'll take two. One for my mouth, and one for my other mouth."
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"[chuckles] Shh! It's the same mouth. Whoa!"
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"Damn. Sonya's been drunk ever since she got fired."
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"Yeah, yeah. Totally. Yeah."
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"-So… -So…"
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"What else is new?"
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"Since we had lunch together like four hours ago? Not much."
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"You, uh, reading anything right now?"
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"-[sighs] Ugh. I'm so bored of you, Connie. -[sighs] Me, too. I'm tired of this shit."
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"Right? All we do is drink, talk about work,"
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"then have inevitable, mind-blowing sex."
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"Exactly. I mean, where's the excitement?"
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"I know every move you're gonna make, and I hate it."
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"Wait a second. Maybe what we need is to sleep with new creatures."
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"Oh, Connie, I… I'm sleeping with a lot of other creatures."
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"Was I not clear about that when I sent you videos and photos of it?"
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"No, dumbass, I'm talking about role play."
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"Oh! Kinky sexy fuck-fuck with hats and costumes?"
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"Yeah. It's community theater, but for sexually active people."
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"Alright, role-playing."
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"I wanna be someone brash and electrifying."
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"Ooh! Like Joan Rivers."
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"Ooh! And I'll be Melissa Rivers."
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"Nope. Nope. That crosses a line for me, let's do something else."
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"-No, I'm telling you, girl, Petra is fun. -[melodic music plays]"
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"-[laughs] I'm sorry. I don't believe you. -She is."
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"No one who carries that much tension in their neck could ever be, like, fun."
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"Okay, you trippin', 'cause she's a fucking riot."
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"Plus, guess who that psycho little peanut has a crush on."
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"-[gasps] Oh, my God. Who? -Ga-vin."
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"-[squeals] No. He's so scary. -[laughs] Scary as hell."
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"But also I totally get it and I want him to rail me after he's done with her."
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"-I will eat the sheets. -[both laugh]"
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"[laughs] Rochelle, you're laughing. Tell me why."
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"Oh, we're just talking about who wants to fuck who in the office."
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"Ahh… [chuckles]"
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"Fucking. It can be so fun, but also such a liability, right?"
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"[laughs] Whatever you say, Pete."
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