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Clips from The Goldbergs - Wingmom (S03E03)

"Everybody stop talking."
The Goldbergs
"What is it, snuggle monster?"
The Goldbergs
"I joined the military."
The Goldbergs
"Boom! What's that now?"
The Goldbergs
"Good stuff. What branch?"
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"The one with the planes and boats."
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"You're welcome, America."
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"I just need you to sign this permission slip."
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"Absolutely not."
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"Being a soldier is number one"
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"on my list of jobs too dangerous for my children."
The Goldbergs
"List? What list?"
The Goldbergs
"Oh, God. Not the list."
The Goldbergs
"I knew one day my kids would join the workforce,"
The Goldbergs
"so like a good mother, I compiled a list of occupations"
The Goldbergs
"that are strictly off-limits."
The Goldbergs
"Why can't I be a construction worker?"
The Goldbergs
"Eating lunch on a suspended beam"
The Goldbergs
"with your legs dangling down?"
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"No way. No pro sports?"
The Goldbergs
"Except golf, but you can't drive around"
The Goldbergs
"in one of those buggies with no seat belt."
The Goldbergs
"Astronaut? Your sensitive tummy at zero g?"
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"Deli guy. Meat slicer."
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"Government clerk. Paper cut."
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"Robot technician. Robot uprising."
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"This is nuts. Pops was in the army."
The Goldbergs
"And he is a hero. Couldn't be prouder of him."
The Goldbergs
"But I want to be a hero."
The Goldbergs
"And you can be..."
The Goldbergs
"As an orthodontist or a maitre d'"
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"or as one of those guys who tests pillows for softness."
The Goldbergs
"ADULT ADAM: Yep. All hope was lost."
The Goldbergs
"I'll sign it."
The Goldbergs
"And then found."
The Goldbergs
"Really? I did ROTC."
The Goldbergs
"It changed my life."
The Goldbergs
"And I fully support this as long as your mother never finds out."
The Goldbergs
"And one more thing. If you do this, there's no quitting."
The Goldbergs
"I mean it. 10-4, good buddy."
The Goldbergs
"That's trucker talk."
The Goldbergs
"Aye-aye, matey."
The Goldbergs
"That's pirate."
The Goldbergs
"Hmm."
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"ADULT ADAM: While Barry was committed to the army,"
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"I was committed to showing Pops"
The Goldbergs
"just how young he was."
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"ADAM: There he is, rockin' the new duds."
The Goldbergs
"You dig 'em, homey?"
The Goldbergs
"They're roomy where I need them,"
The Goldbergs
"but kind of drafty where I don't."
The Goldbergs
"Perfect! Let's go hit the town"
The Goldbergs
"and live it up while we're still young."
The Goldbergs
"What the..."
The Goldbergs
"How did your Zubaz get so high?"
The Goldbergs
"They ride up. I don't know."
The Goldbergs
"They have a mind of their own."
The Goldbergs
"Now all you can see is 'Frankie says'."
The Goldbergs
"No one will know to relax."
The Goldbergs
"Who is this Frankie, and why does he want me to relax?"
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"All you need to know is you look half your age in those Zubaz pants."
The Goldbergs
"Way too young for Florida."
The Goldbergs
"Oh, so that's what this is about."
The Goldbergs
"Kiddo, it's just two months."
The Goldbergs
"Two months in middle-school years is like a decade."
The Goldbergs
"Come on, pal."
The Goldbergs
"Pops says relax."
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"Don't you use that catchphrase against me!"
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"I will not relax!"
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"Where you going?"
The Goldbergs
"To my other grandpa, the one who'd never leave me."
The Goldbergs
"Pop Pop?"
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"You really want to replace me"
The Goldbergs
"with that spiteful old bastard?"
The Goldbergs
"Already done. Have fun in Florida."
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"I'll be living it up here with Pop Pop"
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"having crazy amounts of fun."
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"This is fun."
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"So much fun."
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"Shh. I'm reading the stocks."
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"(PLASTIC SQUEAKING) ADULT ADAM: Yep. This was my grandfather Ben."
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"He was the anti-Pops who could never catch a break."
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"Damn IBM! I should have invested."
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"I'd be a millionaire."
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"Instead, I lost it all on Cigaroos."
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"What's that? Cigarettes for kids."
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"Yeah."
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"They had a spokesbunny."
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"Isn't that adorable? It was a slam dunk!"
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"ADULT ADAM: As I was bonding with Pop Pop,"
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"Barry was ready for action."
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"Barry Norman Goldberg reporting for duty, sir!"
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"Son, I told you three times. I know you're here."
The Goldbergs
"Question. When do we get our nicknames assigned,"
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"'cause I'm thinking I'm gonna be Sky Shark."
The Goldbergs
"I call Sky Tiger."
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"Dude, I told you Sky Tiger was my nickname."
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"No one's Sky Tiger. I'm Sky Shark."
The Goldbergs
"There can't be two skies."
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"I was kind of thinking Thunder Shark."
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"Oh, that's good! No, bro! I'm the shark!"
The Goldbergs
"(ALL SHOUTING)"
The Goldbergs
"Enough!"
The Goldbergs
"Instead of nicknames, how about this."
The Goldbergs
"Give me 20 push-ups."
The Goldbergs
"If my body's already in peak physical condition,"
The Goldbergs
"can I pass and practice instead?"
The Goldbergs
"Practice what? Volleyball."
The Goldbergs
"You know, for when we go to the beach"
The Goldbergs
"and flex our young, glistening bodies."
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"I'm kind of body-conscious,"
The Goldbergs
"so I'm not gonna pop off my shirt at the beach,"
The Goldbergs
"if that's cool. He's got an outie."
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"Shh! There's no volleyball."
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"Son, if you're not here to work, you're worthless to me."
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"But I was led to believe I'm special."
The Goldbergs
"You want special treatment? Drop and give me 40!"
The Goldbergs
"Hey! How was training, big guy?"
The Goldbergs
"Captain Wallace says I'm, like,"
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"better than Rambo, the real one. They're friends."
The Goldbergs
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