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Clips from Arrested Development - Not Without My Daughter (S01E01)

"- She old school. - I liked it better when he just said annyong."
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"Hey, Mom, why can't Buster pretend to be your escort?"
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"- That's the way he's got it in all his cartoons. - They already know he's my son."
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"I wouldn't go even if you asked. You didn't let me play soccer as a child."
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"Why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheers me."
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"Go, fatty."
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"Stop it! He's your little brother!"
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"No, he's not! I came out of you! He didn't!"
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"Can you not call me with these little things, please?"
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"The office is a mess. I still haven't replaced Kitty."
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"Michael had recently fired his father's longtime assistant, Kitty."
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"Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me!"
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"- Shh, shh, shh. - It had not been a clean break."
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"So, I've got a lot of work to do. Plus, it's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day."
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"- Oh, where is George Michael? - I told him not to come."
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"l-I thought it was more important to bring Maeby this..."
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"Damn it! Can't you just find somebody else, please, to look like your husband?"
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"In fact, there was someone else who looked like Lucille's husband..."
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"- his twin brother, Oscar. - Lucille."
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"- And although she knew it was wrong to play with his heart... - Oscar, it's Lucille."
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"she really didn't want to go to the soccer game alone."
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"I need you."
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"And back at the model home..."
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"three of the Bluth men struggled with their manliness."
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"You know, I make jokes about being a daughter for my dad."
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"I know I'm a man. It's his insecurity, not mine."
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"There's no security at that store. That's how she was able to shoplift."
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"They probably don't have a regular security guard."
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"Well, of course I could get a job as a security guard."
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"I mean, if I have to have a job to impress my daughter."
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"If she needs something that butch."
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"Yeah. I can hang out with my uncles. Three men. What's butcher than that?"
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"- I'm going to the mall. - Me too."
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"Yeah, maybe a new pair of shoes will cheer me up."
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"And now I'm filling out an expense report..."
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"so I can sleep well at night knowing that I have been honest."
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"You're not asleep."
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"- I was. - You were not."
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"I would like to see if you could go one day without telling a lie."
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"just one whole day without being like your mom."
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"- What's in it for me if I do? - You'll win my respect."
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"- Good night. - And 50 bucks."
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"Fine. I'll do it if you do it."
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"- That-a-girl. This is gonna be fun. - I win."
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"- We're looking for Michael Bluth? - That's me."
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"- I'm Michael Bluth. - I'm Officer Taylor. That is Officer Carter."
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"Our daughters, Tammy and Moni... Oh, God, where... where did they go?"
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"- I'm on it. - How can I help you?"
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"Well, we're here investigating the disappearance of Kitty Sanchez."
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"Apparently, you're the last person to see her... alive."
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"Or around town or whatever."
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"I don't know anything about that. I do know that, uh..."
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"she was my secretary, uh, but she left."
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"Or l-I fired her."
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"Did you ever threaten her?"
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"No, no. God, no. Of course not."
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"Michael Bluth is threatening me!"
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"I did. I threatened her at a restaurant."
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"- But, you know... it's a restaurant, so... - Yep."
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"Certainly she's been seen since then?"
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"Not alive."
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"Or dead or whatever."
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"We'd love to speak with you down at the station."
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"Sure. Uh, you know, l-l-I'm happy to cooperate."
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"But I really don't know anything more than you know."
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"I certainly didn't... didn't kill her and drop her in a back bay."
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"- Boy, I hope that's not what happened to her. - I'm sure it isn't."
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"Please send Officer Davis and Little Hanna to the back bay."
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"So you killed Kitty, huh?"
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"No, I didn't kill Kitty."
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"But I will go down to the station and answer those nice men's questions."
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"You know why? Because I have no secrets to hide. Because I'm an honest man."
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"And apparently a fun one."
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"Let's go see what's going on in the back room."
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"Were those the last words Kitty ever heard?"
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"No. I will not kiss her."
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"Hey, hey, guys, what are you doing? It's Bring Your Daughter to Work Day."
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"- Yeah, that's my Caitlin. - Okay."
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"There is work to be done. Can we get back to it? Thank you."
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"Oh, and has anybody, uh, seen or heard from Kitty lately?"
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"I think that's her right behind you there."
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"- Oh, my God. That is Kitty. - And that's the boat that Uncle Gob blew up."
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"Hey, now you have something to tell them at the station."
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"Tobias sought out a security position at the nearby mall."
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"I do know stage combat if the partner is willing and a bit more petite than I."
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"But I have a daughter to impress and I need this job."
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"Well, it's gonna be a couple of days before we can get you a gun license..."
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"so you'll have to use mine."
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"Wow!"
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"Meanwhile, Gob had taken George Michael on a mysterious errand."
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"What are we getting? Is it something for a magic trick?"
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"- In a way. - That's cool."
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"You know, it's so great to be hanging out with you."
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"There are certain things that I can talk to you about that I can't really with my dad."
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"Like, uh, were-were you ever awkward around girls?"
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"What do you mean? Like if there were three of us and I didn't know where to start?"
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"No, I think I did pretty well."
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"Not a lot of complaints, if you know what I mean."
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"At least not from the girl."
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"- You're saying I should just be myself? - And he had to drive her home."
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"So I think I did pretty good. Pretty damn good."
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"- Hey, guy. - Yes, sir?"
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"How many mice will $13 buy?"
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"And at the prison, George Sr. had a surprise visit."
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"I just wanted to check in and make sure you're aware..."
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"that your ban on organized sports in this family has been violated."
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"Ban on organized sports?"
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"You know, how you wouldn't let me sign up for anything when I was a kid."
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"Is that what you've been thinking all these years? No, no."
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"You were... You were just a turd out there, you know?"
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"You couldn't kick and you couldn't run. You know, you were just a-a turd."
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"Prison has destroyed the way you talk."
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"If that's what it takes to impress these guys around here, then they are not your friends."
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"Anyway, Annyong's playing soccer, but I guess I should just ignore it."
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"Look the other way as Mom and Uncle Oscar and Annyong have the perfect little family..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Oscar? My brother Oscar?"
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"- Oscar's been coming around? - No touching!"
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"No touching. No touching."
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"You listen to me. You've got to take care of this Oscar situation."
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"You get him out of there, all right?"
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