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Clips from Single Drunk Female - Look Me Up Sometime (S01E01)

"It's actually a much bigger deal."
Single Drunk Female
"There are so many opportunities for you here."
Single Drunk Female
"You could intern at The Boston Globe."
Single Drunk Female
"I hate to break it to you."
Single Drunk Female
"No one really cares about The Boston Globe anymore."
Single Drunk Female
"How can you say that? Didn't you see Spotlight?"
Single Drunk Female
"Ooh, I love that flick. Seen it five times."
Single Drunk Female
"You saw Spotlight five times?"
Single Drunk Female
"Mark Ruffalo, what an actor."
Single Drunk Female
"Samantha..."
Single Drunk Female
"We paid for private school, we got you through NYU,"
Single Drunk Female
"you are a writer... writer."
Single Drunk Female
"And New York? Bzzzzzzzzzz?"
Single Drunk Female
"Didn't the whole situation make you want to drink?"
Single Drunk Female
"There were a lot of things that made me want to drink, Mom."
Single Drunk Female
"SAMANTHA: Donna with the doughnuts, what's up?"
Single Drunk Female
"Oh... my God."
Single Drunk Female
"I've never seen you this happy."
Single Drunk Female
"-Are you depressed? -(laughs) No."
Single Drunk Female
"My old boss might have a job for me in New York."
Single Drunk Female
"-Mm. -Yeah, I thought that door was closed,"
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"but you know what they say,"
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"when one door closes, it, um... also opens."
Single Drunk Female
"You nervous?"
Single Drunk Female
"No. Come on. No."
Single Drunk Female
"I'm, I'm acting as if."
Single Drunk Female
"Just like they tell us to. Not nervous at all."
Single Drunk Female
"Just as if."
Single Drunk Female
"It's wild, though. Uh, a couple investors from down there"
Single Drunk Female
"asked me to come and pitch that sobriety app."
Single Drunk Female
"Mm-hmm."
Single Drunk Female
"I haven't found the right time, though."
Single Drunk Female
"How do you feel about road trips?"
Single Drunk Female
"They seemed fun in Thelma and Louise."
Single Drunk Female
"You should come with me tomorrow, you can be Thelma."
Single Drunk Female
"Maybe you should ask that girl Chloe."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, you mean hot dance party Chloe?"
Single Drunk Female
"-Mm-hmm. -Tiny, little, cute, spin her around,"
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"-take her for a ride Chloe? -All right, she's fine. She's okay."
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"-She's super hot. -No, she's not."
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"-Yeah, well... -I only think you think that"
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"because she looks like you."
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"-What? -You guys look exactly the same."
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"-We don't. -Yeah, you do."
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"It's a little weird."
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"-She ghosted me, or else I would. -Yeah."
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"-Are you gonna come or not? We can eat bagels. -No, I just don't think that..."
Single Drunk Female
"I don't think a trip together is a good idea."
Single Drunk Female
"You know? 'Cause, like, is it a friend thing?"
Single Drunk Female
"Is it a romantic thing? I don't know."
Single Drunk Female
"It's a bagel thing."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay. Uh, well, eat one for me."
Single Drunk Female
"No."
Single Drunk Female
"I'll eat two for me."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay. Okay."
Single Drunk Female
"(indistinct chatter)"
Single Drunk Female
"OLIVIA: See you in there."
Single Drunk Female
"See you inside."
Single Drunk Female
"OLIVIA: Hi."
Single Drunk Female
"-Hey. -Welcome."
Single Drunk Female
"How are you?"
Single Drunk Female
"I'm fine. I'm... fine."
Single Drunk Female
"Fine as in F-I-N-E?"
Single Drunk Female
"Freaked out, insecure, neurotic, and emotional?"
Single Drunk Female
"(Carol chuckles)"
Single Drunk Female
"Acronym."
Single Drunk Female
"You people love acronyms."
Single Drunk Female
"Um, I'm Olivia. Yeah, come on in."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah, I know. You're, uh, my daughter's sponsor."
Single Drunk Female
"(chuckles)"
Single Drunk Female
"You have a, a Peabody Award."
Single Drunk Female
"And I'm a subscriber to your podcast."
Single Drunk Female
"I purchased your last book."
Single Drunk Female
"I just-- I didn't read it yet because..."
Single Drunk Female
"drama in the book club."
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"I'm Carol."
Single Drunk Female
"-You're Sam's mom. -Yes."
Single Drunk Female
"You don't have to pretend like you never heard of me."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, my God. I've definitely heard of you."
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"All good things."
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"-What's up, Barry? -Olivia."
Single Drunk Female
"So, if you're open to it, I would like to pick your brain."
Single Drunk Female
"Well, you are welcome to join us, the meeting's open."
Single Drunk Female
"And Sam's actually in there."
Single Drunk Female
"Yeah, no, I-- Sam does not need to know I'm here."
Single Drunk Female
"I want to talk to you alone."
Single Drunk Female
"-Oh. -It's a time-sensitive issue."
Single Drunk Female
"-So could we get coffee? -Uh, yeah."
Single Drunk Female
"After the meeting."
Single Drunk Female
"Just shoot me a text, and I'll, I'll tell you when and where."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh... I will text you right now."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay. Great."
Single Drunk Female
"I will text you now, Olivia Elliot."
Single Drunk Female
"You're not what I expected."
Single Drunk Female
"What did you expect?"
Single Drunk Female
"Someone older, who uses less creamer."
Single Drunk Female
"So, what's going on? Parents only come to me"
Single Drunk Female
"when their kids are pregnant or drinking or both."
Single Drunk Female
"Oh, no, no, no. It's nothing like that."
Single Drunk Female
"I... hope it's nothing like that. She, um..."
Single Drunk Female
"she doesn't have a lot of luck in that area."
Single Drunk Female
"The getting lucky area."
Single Drunk Female
"You said-- You said it was time sensitive?"
Single Drunk Female
"Yes."
Single Drunk Female
"Samantha is up for a job in New York."
Single Drunk Female
"-I see. -Mm-hmm."
Single Drunk Female
"And?"
Single Drunk Female
"And what if she gets it?"
Single Drunk Female
"What if she goes and interviews and gets it and she's gone?"
Single Drunk Female
"-Mm. -Can you talk to her?"
Single Drunk Female
"Tell her not to go."
Single Drunk Female
"Tell her she needs to stay with me longer."
Single Drunk Female
"And pay her rent on time."
Single Drunk Female
"Okay, if she wants to bring it up with me, sure."
Single Drunk Female
"But seeing as I haven't heard from her,"
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"I doubt she wants my advice."
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"But..."
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"...what if this blows up in her face?"
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"What if she fails? What if it breaks her heart"
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"and we're back where we were when she came here?"
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