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Clips from Jerry and Marge Go Large

"[DOOR CLOSES]"
Jerry and Marge Go Large
"What are you doing out here?"
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"My appointment is at 10: 00."
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"No, you said you'd come at 10: 00."
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"I don't have any other appointments. I have six clients."
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"Okay."
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"How do you make a living with only six clients?"
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"I don't. I just became an online travel agent. See the posters?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"So, why do you need posters if it's online?"
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"Because they were free."
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"Why do you always have to understand the reasoning behind everything?"
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"Oh, well."
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"It's the only way I can make sense of things."
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"How's the boat?"
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"Water's still too cold."
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"You don't get in the water. That's the point of the boat."
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"Hmm. How's my account?"
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"Speaking of cold..."
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"2% gains,"
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"which doesn't sound like much, because it isn't."
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"Look, you gotta be more aggressive."
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"If you let me put that in stocks, I could probably get you 10%."
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"That would double your money in only..."
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"7.27 years."
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"Literally the only time I was going to get to use that today."
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"Nope."
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"This is all we've got."
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"And I'm not about to gamble with it."
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"It's not gambling. It seems like a risk, but the market..."
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"Yeah, well, if you could lose it, it's gambling."
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"I'll call you in a month for my next appointment."
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"Don't need an appointment.Okay."
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"Take out the boat."
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"JERRY: I may just do that."
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"Oh!"
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"No."
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"[ENGINE REVS]"
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"Holy cow!"
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"LEON: Hey, Jer."
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"and nobody gets six numbers."
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"Then the whole jackpot rolls down"
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"to the people who got three or four..."
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"Whatever."
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"Just better odds."
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"Good luck. Yeah.Thanks."
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"LEON: Better odds."
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"[DOOR CLOSES]"
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"[MUTTERING]"
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"Can that be right?"
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"All right."
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"[MUTTERS]"
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"It's not gambling."
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"The lottery?Yup. There's a way to win every time."
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"Are you having a stroke?"
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"There's a loophole"
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"they didn't see, and it's right here in the math."
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"Now, on a typical drawing,"
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"you'd have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers,"
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"and a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four."
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"Odds are you'll lose every time."
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"Not every time."
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"I won a free ticket last week, which lost."
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"But on the roll down weeks,"
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"the payouts to the lower numbers"
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"increases above the amount that you would pay to play."
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"So, the math is in your favor."
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"And they missed it."
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"STEVE: I don't know what this says."
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"Looks like the numbers a crazy man drew on his cell wall."
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"It means that on the roll down weeks,"
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"you're guaranteed to win."
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"That can't be true."
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"Why not?Because it's the lottery, Jerry."
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"There's a building of people in Detroit"
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"whose job it is to know how the numbers work. And they do."
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"I cannot believe you are my accountant."
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"Part-time accountant."
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"Full-time online travel agent."
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"Hey, Mindy."
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"Hey, Jerry. Making a deposit?"
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"Uh, no... I..."
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"I'd like to withdraw $2,000."
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"Yep."
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"So, how are your feet?"
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"Been better."
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"Rolling the tennis ball helped,"
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"until my manager tripped on it and threw it into the street."
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"I can bring you another one."
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"They come in threes.Thanks."
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"Oh, thank you."
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"I'll be back in a couple of days with a deposit."
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"Okay."
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"Oh."
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"Probably be 20% more than this."
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"Give or take."
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"See you then.Okay."
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"MAN: Thank you."
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"MIDGE: Okay. Have a good day."
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"Two thousand WinFall tickets."
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"Two thousand?"
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Good evening, folks, and welcome to this week's WinFall lottery roll down."
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"Grab your tickets, have a seat and let's get right to it."
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"The first lucky number is six."
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"The second number..."
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"Twenty-three."
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"You okay?Oh, yeah. Never better."
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"ANNOUNCER ON TV: Forty-three.So, how'd it go with the boat?"
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"Oh, uh..."
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"They said they can fix the motor, but it's not for me."
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"I mean, we're supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right?"
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"ANNOUNCER ON TV: Thirty-one."
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"You want to watch a movie?ANNOUNCER ON TV: The next winning number is..."
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"Oh... No, I didn't mean right now.ANNOUNCER ON TV: Ten."
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"Well, so, when?Well, I don't know."
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"I'm watching a program."
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"You're watching this?"
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"No."
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"[TV STOPS]"
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