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Clips from Jerry and Marge Go Large

"BILL: These are my friends, Jerry and Marge Selbee."
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"They live in Evart, Michigan."
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"It's a small town that's not exactly in its prime."
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"Though, to be honest, neither are Jerry and Marge."
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"Today, they're on their way to buy lottery tickets."
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"Lots and lots of lottery tickets."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"BILL: But they're not hoping to get lucky."
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"You see, they don't need luck."
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"But this story doesn't start there."
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"It starts with Jerry,"
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"getting up before dawn just like he has every day for 42 years,"
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"going to work at the Corn Flakes factory,"
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"for what he fears will be the last time."
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"JERRY: It's a math problem, really."
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"If you count the letters, uh,"
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"except the letter "I," which they skip"
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"because it looks like a "1","
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"then you realize that "J" is February."
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"And then, the last letter..."
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"Oh, boy. [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]"
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"That designates the plant code,"
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"which was not easy to figure out, but, uh..."
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"I did."
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"Jerry,"
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"you don't have to work so hard. You're retiring."
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"[ALL LAUGH]"
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"Well, yeah. But... I..."
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"I don't have to be. Um..."
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"I know my line is shutting down, but..."
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"You know, I have a thing with numbers."
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"Come on."
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"You've served your time. These are your golden years."
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"He's the best line manager we ever had, right?"
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"Absolutely."
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"MAN: Hey. Why don't you tell these guys"
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"how you started working here in high school?"
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"You worked nights, right?"
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"[GLASS CLINKING]"
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"[PEOPLE CHATTERING]"
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"Not everybody can pull off 42 years"
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"without getting fired.[ALL LAUGH]"
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"And now you have a boss who's going to let you sleep in."
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"And won't yell at me."
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"Wrong about that.Oh."
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"[ALL LAUGHING]"
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"You know, you should get your real estate license,"
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"just like Howard did."
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"It's like having a job."
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"But it's also like being retired,"
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"because you don't do anything."
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"[ALL LAUGH]It's true."
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"Most days, I don't even leave the house."
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"Well..."
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"You know, I'll make it work."
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"You know, I can always help Marge around the house."
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"No, you don't need to do that."
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"No, I'd be happy to."
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"I mean, you've been taking care of this place for years."
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"I kind of have a system."
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"Oh, yeah, and a good one."
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"But, you know, every system can use an improvement."
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"DOUG: Oh, God. Here we go."
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"Hey. I got an idea.Yeah?"
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"Why don't I try consulting on some of your job sites?"
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"You know, find ways of making things run better.Ah."
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"You wanna walk around on my construction site"
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"and tell me what I'm doing wrong? Oof."
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"I wouldn't charge much."
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"Oh, and I have to pay you for this?"
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"Darn right.DOUG: Are you going to also come by"
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"and teach my wife how to grade papers?[ALL CHUCKLE]"
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"Hey, Dad, if I lived here, I would welcome that."
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"Thank you, Dawn."
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"I'm gonna take you up on that."
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"I'm gonna drive down to Grand Rapids more often."
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"Oh, whoops."
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"You sold it too well."
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"Shut up.Backfired right in your face."
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"Yeah, sweetie?Okay."
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"Can we show Pop Pop?"
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"Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now?"
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"Show me what?"
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"We got you a retirement present.WOMAN: Surprise."
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"Okay."
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"Open your eyes.LIZZY: Open."
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"JERRY: Holy cow!"
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"[ALL LAUGH]"
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"A fishing boat. What..."
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"Do I like fishing? I do? Okay.Yeah, you took me once."
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"Yeah, now you can go whenever you want."
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"JERRY: Yeah, how about that?"
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"This is great. Thank you."
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"Thank you, thank you, thank you.DAWN: Oh, good."
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"[LAUGHS] Oh.DAWN: Dad likes it."
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"And you, for keeping a secret."
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"Thank you, pumpkin."
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"Thank you, Doug.You like it?"
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"My goodness."
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"My goodness.DOUG: Good job. You didn't spoil it."
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"DOUG: That was your one job. You did so good.You okay?"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeah."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"I don't have many regular clothes."
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"It's all work shirts."
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"Well, we can get you more clothes."
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"Hmm."
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"It'll be an adjustment."
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"You'll find your way."
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"Hmm."
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"Have you?"
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"Not really. But I don't have a boat."
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"You want this one?"
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"Nope."
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"[MUSIC PLAYING]"
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"Morning, Leon.Morning, Jerry."
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"Card was declined, Helen. I'm sorry."
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"HELEN: [SIGHS] Dang it. Maybe I have cash. Let me just..."
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"LEON: I know you're good for it."
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"HELEN: Thanks, Leon."
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