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Clips from Jerry and Marge Go Large

"[TV RESUMES PLAYING]ANNOUNCER ON TV: Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32."
Jerry and Marge Go Large
"And we hope you're a winner."
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"One..."
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"That's one's four."
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"Twenty-one, 28."
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"Sixteen."
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"Problem is, nobody knows about this town."
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"Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany."
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"Lure people here."
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"We can live in Tuscany for a dollar?"
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"Well, a Euro."
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"SHIRLEY: That's a dollar."
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"HOWARD: No, a little more than that."
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"Jerry, how much is a Euro?"
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"Jerry."
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"Oh."
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"Sorry."
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"Mmm."
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"Full house."
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"We're playing gin."
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"Oh."
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"[CARDS TAP ON TABLE]"
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"Have a good walk home.HOWARD: Okay."
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"JERRY: Gin, or poker, or cribbage,"
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"I get confused by them all.HOWARD: You don't care. You don't care."
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"Scrabble. Scrabblenext.[JERRY LAUGHS]"
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"All right, night."
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"You're going to have to tell me what's going on."
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"I'm too old to wait it out."
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"Oh..."
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"I missed my chance."
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"I did everything I was supposed to do."
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"Everything I had to do."
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"Now it's too late to do anything else."
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"Oh, your life isn't over."
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"[MARGE GRUNTS]"
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"Everybody seems to think it is."
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"Well..."
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"Heck, I can do anything."
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"I'd still be at the factory if they didn't cut my line."
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"But instead..."
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"These are my golden years."
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"Yeah, just because things didn't work out the way you wanted,"
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"doesn't mean they won't."
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"Good luck happens, same as bad."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"What?"
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"Good luck, it happens same as bad?"
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"Yeah. It's just math.Yeah. [LAUGHS]"
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"What?Oh, man. What a dummy."
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"Not you. Me."
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"You're a genius. [LAUGHS]"
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"Sample size.[GASPS]"
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"[BOTH LAUGH]"
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"That is where I went wrong."
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"I didn't calculate the frequency of probability."
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"It's just math."
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"Oh, I don't like math."
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"Oh. Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Here, let me show you..."
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"Here. So, if you take a coin"
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"and you flipped it 1,000 times,"
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"you might still get 60% heads."
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"But if you flipped it 5,000 times, the probability gets closer to 50%."
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"The sample has to be large enough to take luck out of the equation."
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"[CLICKS TONGUE] And this is for you."
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"Are you depositing a penny?"
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"[CHUCKLES] No. No."
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"No. Uh..."
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"I wanna make a withdrawal."
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"$4,200."
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"Oh, and how much does that leave us with?"
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"I am checking."
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"A little over four."
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"Okay."
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"Make it six, then."
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"Six?Mmm-hmm."
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"[CLICKS TONGUE] Eight?"
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"Eight?$8,000."
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"Are you sure?Hmm."
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"JERRY: Ninety-eight."
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"[MACHINE WHIRS]"
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"JERRY: Ninety-nine."
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"Eight thousand."
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"Thank you, Midge."
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"There we go."
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"Bye-bye."
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"HOWARD: You know, every town has a thing."
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"We need a thing."
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"What happened to jazz fest?"
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"Well, we couldn't keep the stage up to code."
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"Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"SHIRLEY: Jazz fest made money, too."
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"I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us.Yeah."
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"She was upset 'cause we were still clapping."
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"We thought it was part of the show."
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"[LAUGHS]HOWARD: Oh."
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"By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money"
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"for the lottery tonight."
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"They're doing that roll down thing, where you can win more."
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"We're not lottery people.HOWARD: That's probably for the best."
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"You know, there are some people who blow thousands"
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"on those things?[COUGHING]"
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"You all right?HOWARD: Here we go."
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"What's the matter? Take the drink.SHIRLEY: Down the wrong pipe."
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"Eating too fast."
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"[COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT]"
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"HOWARD: Yeah."
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"Ooh."
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"Four."
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"[MUTTERING]"
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"Whoo."
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"STEVE: I mean, it's like a regular travel agent,"
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"but it's online,"
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"so people can act like animals"
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"when something doesn't work out."
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"Hey, you should be traveling."
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"You and Wendy used to go on all these cruises and come back"
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"and call everything port and starboard."
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