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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sacred Cow (S01E01)

"[Bob] Shh. Easy. Easy. Back up. Back up. Back up."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- [Chuckles] I know. - It's a cow."
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"You know what'? You won't even know it's here"
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"Uh, that was like that already."
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"Definitely clean that. Oop. Step back."
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"This is the best dream I've ever had!"
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"Everybody pee on the floor!"
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"[Voice Raised] Who's with me?"
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"Okay. Eat While it's hot."
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"Well, well, well. Looks who's too good for cereal now"
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"- He's trying to impress the cow. - Don't be ridiculous."
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"Someone knows how to treat a lady-slash-male steer."
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"Bob, I am not comfortable with this situation."
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"Lin, What was I supposed to do? I had that crazy dream. It was raining."
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"Well, I had a crazy dream that there wouldn’t be a cow's a-s-s in my face..."
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"when I'm eating my breakfast."
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"I know What that spells."
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"- Ass. - Ass."
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"- Mom. [Chuckles] Ass. - Stop it."
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"Say good-bye, everybody. It's going out on the street where it belongs."
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"Of course, okay? Of course. Right after breakfast."
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"Cows can't go down stairs."
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"- What? - What's that?"
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"Cows can't go down stairs."
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"- That's, like, a thing. - I've heard that."
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"It's like a fun fact."
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"- Bobby! - Hmm."
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"Cows can't go down stairs? That better not be true."
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"[Bob Grunting] Huh. What do you know?"
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"We know you'll push on a cow's butt for half an hour..."
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"Without asking for help."
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"Gotta have that butt all to yourself."
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"[Yelling] Hey, Bob, what's the deal, man?"
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"What did you do to Moolisa?"
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"It's up here! Come get it out!"
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"Linda. Uh, it's not up here, Randy. My wife's crazy."
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"Shh. If he knows I brought the cow in he'll think he won."
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"So what if he won'?"
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"- Get the cow out of the house now. - Stop."
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"- You get it out of the house. - Linda, please."
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"- Come get- - Oh. Uh, this cow."
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"- This cow, yeah, is here. - Aha!"
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"Dad, I ran that bubble bath for you and Moolisa like you wanted."
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"Bubbles."
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"I'm not taking a bath with Moolisa, Randy."
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"Two days left."
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"Two days to decide to send that cow to slaughter..."
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"or admit you're a hypocrite and a murderer."
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"Wow. What a movie."
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"- Bob, What a movie. - It's not my movie, Teddy."
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"What, are they just followin' you around with a camera?"
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"You're in it. You're the star, but it's not your movie."
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"Good luck, guys."
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"- Will you sign a release? - Sure. Do you want my Jock Hancock?"
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"- Yeah. - Anywhere?"
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"- No. On-On the line here. - Better get used to this, huh?"
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"Gonna be in the movies. I-"
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"- Just on the line where it says “signature.” - Just on the line, right?"
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"- Just sign anywhere? - Yeah."
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"No. No. Where it says signature."
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"Okay. What's your name? Do you want it to you?"
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"- No, I- - [Bob] Teddy, What are you doing?"
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"I'm signing, uh, an autograph, Bob."
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"-[Sighs] One big happy family,"
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"isn't this nice, all of us here together?"
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"No."
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"Are you gonna give me a poop tonight? Talk to me."
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"Hmm? Bob, hmm?"
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"Well, it's nice. They like each other."
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"It's good for Tina."
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"Come on. Just relax and- [Blows Raspberry]"
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"It's all about the communication. [Blows Raspberry]"
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"- [Squishing] - Uh-oh."
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"Hi, Moolisa."
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"[Gasps] Frowny face?"
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"All I've been is super nice to you, and this is the thanks I get?"
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"I loved you."
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"I loved you like a horse, which is my favorite animal."
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"You know what? Let's just stop..."
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"before we both say something we'll regret"
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"like that horses are better than cows."
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"I regret that."
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"But it's true."
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"Where's the cow?"
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"I believe you mean, “Wheres the steer?”"
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"- Yeah, don’t forget about that penis. - Yeah."
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"Moolisa?"
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"- Moolisa. - Ha!"
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"Cows can go down stairs."
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"All you need is four wool socks..."
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"a mattress and the will to make it happen."
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"You didn't."
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"Your girlfriend is tied up outside."
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"Uh-Oh."
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"[Yelling] No!"
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"- Whats wrong with Dad? - I think he hates leashes."
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"It's not my fault, Randy. She was stolen."
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"It's no one's fault. Except for Linda's."
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"I did What I had to do to protect my family and my carpet."
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"Yeah, Whatever."
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"So, who do we know that would steal a cow in a blonde wig?"
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"Maybe some perverts. [Chuckles]"
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"We had a fight last night, me and Moolisa."
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"I just wish I had a chance to make things right again."
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"You wouldn’t if you heard some of the things she was pooping about you."
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"Hey, guys, take a look at this."
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"[Talking Backwards] ...on the cheap."
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"[Tape Rewinds]"
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"You fellas just leave her tied up here at night all alone?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. She doesn't mind."
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"We could just back a trailer right up here, honey, huh?"
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"We sure could'- get ourselves a cow"
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"- Yeah. Get ourselves a cow - Yeah, get ourselves a cow"
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"[Both Laughing]"
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"[Laughing Continues]"
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"[Ticking]"
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"[Randy] What a dump."
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"Yikes. Hey, there she is."
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"Oh, dear God."
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