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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sacred Cow (S01E01)

"[Gasps] Oh, the cow that jumped over the moon."
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"See, that's nice."
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"- Come on. Let's go get her. - We should come back after dark."
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"- Why? - It's more dramatic."
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"- That is stupid. - No, no, no, no."
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"I can see it now, the big rescue."
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"We'll shoot the whole thing in infrared."
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"Ah, Randy, com- In infrared?"
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"This is nuts. The kids should be in bed, Bob."
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"It's infrared, Lin. Show her."
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"- Oh! - Yeah."
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"Coo! Coo!"
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"- Why are you doing that? - I'm signaling."
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"- Everybody, serpentine. - [Gene] Yes. We're a unit."
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"Dad, you should know."
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"If anything happens, I am in full attack mode right now."
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"Me too. I'm hungry for blood."
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"And also candy."
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"Uh, thanks, kids."
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"[Grunts] Damn it. I missed the signal to stand up."
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"- Sorry, everybody. - You let down the unit."
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"- I said I'm sorry. - Bob, we're here. What do we do now'?"
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"We, uh- uh, open the gate."
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"That was easy."
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"What do you think you're doing?"
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"[Louise] Gene, attack!"
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"[Both Yelling, Munching]"
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"Your children are biting my legs."
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"[Bob] Randy, get Moolisa. Let's move."
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"[Munching Continues]"
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"High-five, Bob. We did it."
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"High-five, Randy. Nice job."
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"I mean, we couldn't have done it Without the kids biting that woman."
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"- [Timer Beeping] - She tasted like sawdust and goats."
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"Three, two, one."
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"- [Buzzer Sounds] - Beep."
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"[Gene] Uh-oh."
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"Bob, the cow-ntclown's over"
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"it's time to decide Moolisa's fate."
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"Seriously? Right how? Uh, we just rescued her."
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"She's due at the slaughterhouse, Bob."
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"- What's it gonna be? - [Louise] Murderer!"
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"- Louise, shush. - [Gasps]"
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"Randy, can you stop making your stupid movie for one minute and just be a human being?"
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"I don't know, Bob. Can you stop making your stupid burgers for one minute..."
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"and be a human being?"
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"- Now you're gonna guilt-trip me. - That's What the whole movie is about."
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"I thought we were friends now, Randy, 'cause we saved the cow together."
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"Maybe activists-slash-documentarians can't have friends..."
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"no matter how many cows they save."
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"Well, that's just sad, Randy."
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"- [Tires Screeching] - I know!"
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"[Screeching Continues]"
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"Oh, my God. That was close."
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"I don't know What I would do if anything happened to Moo-"
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"- [Gasps] - I didn’t hit her. I didn’t hit her."
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"I-I stopped. She's probably fine."
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"She's dead. She must have had a cow heart attack."
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"- No. - You know what?"
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"Let me get something out of my van real quick. Be right back."
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"- [Door Closes] - [Engine Starts]"
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"[Tires Squeal]"
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"Moolisa! Oh, my God. No."
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"Don't you die on me. Don't you die."
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"Say something. Louise, look."
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"It's a heart- a heart-shaped poop."
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"What the hell? I didn't do that."
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"I'm keeping it."
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"Bob, you all right? You look a little pale."
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"' [Groans] " [Body Thuds]"
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"- Are we dead? - I'm dead, Bob. You just fainted."
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"I fainted? Wow. That's embarrassing."
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"- Okay. - I'm-I'm not a fainter"
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"- Yeah, I’m- I'm dead though. - Right. Yeah."
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"But listen. There's something I want you to do for me. Make burgers out of me."
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"- What? No. No way. - Yes way, Bob."
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"Look, ever since I met you, making burgers makes me feel like a horrible person."
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"Bob, I'm a castrated steer."
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"Yeah, I'm a married man."
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"[Both Snickering, Chuckling]"
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"I'm kid- Same thing, right?"
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"Yeah. Think about it though. I'm a cow, you know?"
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"We're not Wild stallions or humpback whales."
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"But we wanna feel special too. I do anyway."
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"You turn me into something amazing."
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"Wait. isn't this my subconscious telling me What I wanna hear?"
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"Hey. No. You know what? Yes, it is actually."
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"Well, it's working. Keep talking."
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"Kiss me."
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"No. I can't do that."
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"- You can, and you want to. - [Sighs]"
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"Okay. One quick one because I owe you"
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"Uh, maybe not. Maybe I- we shouldn't."
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"- Oh, we should, absolutely. - Oh, my God."
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"- What am I doing? - What are you doing?"
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"I'm about to kiss a cow."
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"Yeah."
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"Mmm."
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"- Bobby, are you okay? - Mmm. Mmm. Mmm."
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"- Whats Dad doing with his mouth? - Looks like he's kissing."
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"Mmm. Mmm. Mmm, mmm."
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"- Well, this is awkward. - Somebody put a blanket over it."
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"Tastes so good."
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"- [Linda] Okay, all right, kids inside now! - [Tina] Ohh."
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"Before Moolisa, I used to say it's just beef."
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"- I couldn't have been more wrong. - [Dog Barks Twice]"
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"Cows are living creatures with beautiful hair..."
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"and soft brown eyes, soft mouths."
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"Whoo!"
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"And also they are beef."
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"They're the full package."
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"Does that make me a hypocrite to say that?"
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"- [Randy] Yes. - No, it doesn't, Randy."
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"Or if it does..."
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"I can live with that."
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"I present our hundred-thousandth burger."
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"100,000th burger!"
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"All right!"
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"Right. Undo the banner."
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"Bob's Burger! 100,000! All right!"
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