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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Sacred Cow (S01E01)

"Yeah! Go take a meat bath..."
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"or whatever it is you people do!"
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"[Man] Dial "M" for Mooder, interview one, take one."
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"[Clears Throat] ♪ Ma, ma, ma, ma, me, me, me, me;"
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"Perfect."
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"Do you think cows should be ground up for food?"
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"Personally, I don't really care."
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"But my father, he loves grinding them up."
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"Gives him a rush, makes him feel alive."
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"Daddy's a bad, bad man."
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"Is this movie gonna have a score?"
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"You know, some music to tug at the heartstrings."
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"- I haven't thought about it yet. - Well, check this out."
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"♪ [Backbeat] ♪"
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"- [Dog Barks] - Think about it."
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"Louise, What does that look like to you?"
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"Cow poop. Good eye, Tina. Good eye."
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"No. I mean it's in the shape of a smiley face..."
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"- like an emoticon. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"You think the cow is texting you an emoticon with its butt."
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"Very interesting."
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"Maybe this cow is trying to communicate with us..."
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"the only way it knows how- with its feces"
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"Like Gram-Gram used to do."
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"Mom, let's say you had a brilliant plan..."
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"but to execute it, you needed to write something using cow poop."
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"- How would you do it? - Oh. ls this a brain teaser?"
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"Hmm. I would use a frosting bag."
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"- Do we have one? - Yeah. In the pantry."
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"Am I right? ls it a frosting bag?"
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"- We'll see, Mom. - Bye."
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"[Bell Rings]"
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"[Chuckling]"
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"[Sinister Laughter]"
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"[Laughter Continues]"
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"[Laughter Stops] Yeah."
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"Okeydokey."
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"[Bob] Bye, kids. Have a good day."
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"- [Louise] Murderer! - [Bob Groans]"
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"Oh. Hi, Randy."
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"Whoa."
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"Wink with open smile."
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"- Is this for me? - It has to be."
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"What should I do? Should I text back?"
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"- Coming through. - [Squishing]"
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"- Oh, no. - Ugh."
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"Hmm."
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"[Woman] Aw. Look at him."
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"[Man] So cute. Makes me hungry."
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"[Woman] Honey, I want a burger right now."
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"[Voice Amplified] What's wrong with you people?"
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"[Voice Amplified] Yeah. What's wrong with you people?"
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"Now, let's talk about your music budget."
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"[Voice Amplified] ls it a million?"
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"[Voice Amplified] We only need one megaphone out here!"
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"[Voice Amplified] You know What you need? You need this!"
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"♪ [Backbeat] ♪"
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"- [Dog Barks] - [Voice Amplified] Think about it!"
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"Wow! We're mobbed."
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"Thank you, documentary."
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"Linda, the documentary’s about me being an evil cow killer."
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"- [Louise] Murderer! - Oh, come on, Bob."
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"There's ho such thing as bad publicity. This could be huge for us."
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"- Like a sex tape. - Like a sex tape."
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"It's the best free advertising we ever had."
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"- I know. it's almost sac! - For who'?"
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"- I don't know. The cow? - The cow's going out in a blaze of glory."
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"- Everybody wins, Bob - I guess you're right."
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"I mean, looks kind of sweet out there-"
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"enjoying the day, meeting people."
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"Hi, cow. I'm gonna eat you."
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"- Whoa. Can it hear us? - [Munches]"
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"[Munching]"
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"- Easy. - Like sands through the hourglass..."
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"there goes my teeth right into your back."
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"- That's my wife. - Ah, Bobby, I'm friggin' starving."
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"Who could eat that beautiful creature? Shame on you!"
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"Are you going to be eating a burger today?"
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"We wouldn’t dream of eating an animal."
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"We run a petting zoo by the interstate."
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"It's called Mother Goose's Discount Petting Zoo."
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"Petting horses, goats and sheep."
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"Precious memories on the cheap."
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"It's basically an animal sanctuary... that we make money off of."
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"- Exactly. - [Randy Chuckles]"
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"- [Light Switch Clicks] - [Timer Beeping]"
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"Oh, hey, Randy, thanks for the business."
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"Oh, hey, Bob, you're welcome."
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"I'm gonna go to bed soon. What are you gonna do?"
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"Oh, I'll probably go to bed too, 'cause I'm a person."
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"[Bob] Bye."
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"M-Moolisa, watch out!"
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"No!"
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"- [Gavel Pounding] - Bring in the accused."
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"- [Crowd Jeering] - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Louise, you're defending me? - [Gavel Pounding]"
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"This so-called “man” stands accused..."
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"of murdering nearly a hundred thousand hamburgers Worth of cows."
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"I call to the stand Moolisa!"
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"Objection!"
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"That cow's faking his injuries!"
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"And I can prove it. Think fast."
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"[Crowd Murmuring]"
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"Overruled."
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"Moolisa, is the man who killed you in the courtroom today?"
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"- [Insects Buzzing] - [Bob] it's me."
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"It's me. I just make hamburgers."
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"I never Wanted to be a cow killer."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
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"- [Gasps] - [Snoring]"
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"Whoa. Heavy sleeper."
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"Wha- What happened? Whats the matter? Whats the matter? [Shorts]"
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"- Go back to bed. - [Groans]"
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"I'm sorry. Go back to bed."
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"- [Thunder Cracks] - [Cow Moos]"
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"[Sighs]"
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"Hey! Randy!"
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"Your cow's gonna freeze to death out here."
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"Randy!"
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