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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - TAC in the Day (S05E05)

"I'm just saying that it's sexist"
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"- that I can show my nipples... - Right."
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"...but my little sister can't show hers."
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"That's crazy. It's just, like, let women free the nip."
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"Free the nipples."
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"- How young is your sister? - It doesn't matter."
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"It's that you should just be able to do it."
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"- Yeah, okay. - This is America last time I checked."
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"- Get off me! - Okay, Bill..."
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"- Bill, would you hold her down? - She's strong."
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"- Oh, my gosh, she got mean strength. - What's wrong with my brain?"
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"I don't know. I don't know."
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"The devil is cursing me."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"I'll have what she's having."
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"(SINGING) I'm fresh"
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"You gotta, you gotta You gotta, gotta"
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"Gotta be fresh"
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"Does this look familiar?"
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"Yeah, that's a Samoa, right?"
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"Oh, did she go sugar mad?"
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"That's right. That's a real thing. That happened to my aunt."
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"She drove her Corolla off one of the bridges in Madison County,"
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"and in the wreckage, they found three Whatchamacallits."
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"Candy wrappers. Like Milky Way candy wrappers."
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"Okay, this is a half-eaten, giant weed cookie"
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"that Tina found in your cubicle!"
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"- It's... Which is stealing. - Yes."
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"- So you want us to fire her? 'Cause we'll do it. - Mmm-hmm. Yeah."
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"We are not firing the traumatized woman who is now in the hospital"
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"because you three brought drugs to work."
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"Okay, she's a traumatized thief, though."
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"- Please, let me banish... - Identity theft..."
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"- I want to banish someone. - That's the word. The thief part."
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"ADAM: She is traumatized, but she is a criminal."
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"You guys, I'm really sorry to have to do this,"
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"but you have gone way too far this time."
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"You're all fired."
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"Well, it finally happened."
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"No, no. She can't fire us because we dem boys."
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"A woman ran through a glass door high on drugs, because of you three."
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"I have to fire you."
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"You know, I didn't want to do this,"
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"because it would, you know,"
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"- feel a little icky to do. - ADAM: Mmm-hmm."
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"But I'm going to have to pull out our one time only,"
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""You can't fire us" card, Alice."
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"Okay, what the hell are you talking about?"
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"(ANDERS LAUGHS)"
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"Alice, need we remind you how you got your job?"
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"- (KNOCKING) - Yello."
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"Hey, uh, what's up, player? I'm Ice Holmvik."
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"I'm here for an orientation."
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"Oh, that's a, that's an unusual name."
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"What's the significance to that, Ice?"
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"I used to swim, but then I started rhyming,"
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"and my rhymes were so cold that the water froze."
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"Hence, Ice Holmvik."
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"Oh, that's... I love... I love rap."
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"I love rap, too. I'm also into hip-hop fashion."
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"- You know, like... - Right."
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"This guy, Kanye, is like, starting to really come up and change the game,"
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"so I started a denim line. Check that."
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"It's called, Rawegian. I don't really have them"
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"steady sagging right now, but usually I do."
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"But since I'm at work, I pull them up out of respect."
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"I appreciate that. I'll tell you what."
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"If you wear slacks tomorrow, I'll cut you some slack today."
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"- That's what's up. - All right, well,"
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"orientation's in about ten minutes, conference room."
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"- That's what's up. - Thank you, buddy."
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"- That's what's up. - All right, Ice."
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"This is gonna be fun, buddy."
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"(BLAKE LAUGHING)"
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"What the hell are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be in class."
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"BLAKE: You get it, bro."
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"It's like a financial crisis we're going through."
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"- Yeah. - Recession, college loans,"
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"- the bailouts... - Bailouts, yep."
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"So you know, we bailed out. Barack Obama!"
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"- You dropped out of college? - Yeah, as real bosses do."
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"Bill Gates, the child from Facebook."
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"Hey, guess what, guys. It's Steve Jobs not Steve College."
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"That's funny."
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"'Cause I'm kind of gonna be the office funny guy around here."
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"I feel like that's my vibe."
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"That's my calling. That's my truth."
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"Okay, so should we clock in or something?"
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"No, we definitely shouldn't clock in, okay?"
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"I should clock in, because this is my job"
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"and you don't belong here."
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"This is where I am going to turn over a new leaf"
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"and become the man I was supposed to be, Ice Holmvik."
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"I will not call you that."
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"I will never, ever call you Ice Holmvik."
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"- ANDERS: This is... Yes, you will. - Oh, Ders, check it out."
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"- Ice is what I'm called. - Yeah, but check it out."
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"ANDERS: Dude, is that... Is that Lacey Jams?"
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"- Yes, like, 100%. That's her. - Don't look up. Don't look."
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"Be cool. Be cool."
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"Does that mean that that dude right there is..."
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"The dude with the mole? The mole man?"
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"If that's him, I bow to thee,"
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"because he's got a huge sausage, right?"
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"And she derbs it all the way up to this mole"
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"that he's got on the base. I'm telling you."
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"She's not thro' yet, but she's a prospect."
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"She's like the Derrick Rose of deep throat, dude."
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"Oh, is that, like, an Internet thing?"
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"Ugh, yuck."
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"Oh, Adam, you are still taking a hard stance on the Internet."
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"Dude, it is 2008."
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"Don't be 2000-late, okay?"
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"The Internet and computers are for dweebs and nerds."
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"You got to get on there, dude."
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"It's, like, a lot of amazing porno on there."
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"- Yeah. - This Internet porno fade..."
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"That's gonna... It's gonna fade away because porno stars"
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"are on the covers of DVDs and the covers of VHS tapes."
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"(CHUCKLES) Okay, cool dudes."
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