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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - TAC in the Day (S05E05)

"I want all new recruits in the conference room right now."
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"Let's do this. Come on."
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"Okay, thank you, everybody."
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"Now, please, enjoy this fun,"
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"little video that we put together that tells you"
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"absolutely everything you need to know."
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"(MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"ANDERS: I didn't see it. BLAKE: No, no..."
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"- ANDERS: Didn't see it. - Hog is hidden, hidden hog."
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"TelAmeriCorp is a pretty rad place to work if you just stick to the rules."
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"- Rule number one, be on time. - Okay, we got nothing."
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"I think his pants are too loose."
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"That's a good thing. That's a good thing."
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"- How is it a good thing? - Because if he shakes his butt..."
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"Then you know his dick's wagging."
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"- Yes, yes. - Okay, okay, I'm with you."
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"I got this. I got this. Yo, dude. Hey, hey."
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"Dude, there's like..."
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"- There's a scorpion on your butt. - What?"
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"BLAKE: Yes, a little, baby scorpion on your butt."
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"ANDERS: Yeah, on the other side. You got to shake your butt."
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"- BLAKE: Yeah, careful. Yep. - Shake your butt. Shake it off."
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"Harder? Shake it harder."
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"BLAKE: Oh, still clinging. It's really..."
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"Hey, guys, let's please show some respect to the business world."
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"Thank you. Come on, guys. It's just getting to the good part."
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"Hello? Hold on. Hello?"
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"Sorry, you need to hold on."
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"Man, I wish everybody wouldn't show up late."
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"- I need a break. - (LAUGHING) What?"
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"He's good. That's good. That's funny."
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"(APPLAUSE)"
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"You know, we... We showed this at the board of directors meeting,"
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"and the top brass was so impressed that they promoted me."
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"You know what? You should put this up on YouTube."
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"I bet it'd get mad hits."
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"I am not good enough for YouTube."
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"But thank you for saying that. Maybe one day..."
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"- Thank you, guys. - Okay, cool."
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"- Hey. Montez, right? - Mm-hmm."
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"I'm Adam DeMamp. I am such a big fan after seeing that."
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"You're, like, the funniest human being I've ever seen."
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"Well, listen, George don't even let me be me."
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"He cut out this little funny look I do, like a dramatic chipmunk."
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"- Mmm-mmm-mmm! - (ADAM LAUGHING)"
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"That was, like... That was unique."
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"That was... I've never even seen anything like that."
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"Well, you know, the thing is, George, he cut my joke."
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"And it hurt."
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"- (CHUCKLING) - It felt like he bit my finger."
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"- George bit my finger... - (WHEEZING LAUGH)"
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"And my joke."
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"Hey, do you think you could be my funniness mentor?"
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"I can definitely be your funniness mentor."
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"Mmm-mmm-mmm."
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"(RAPPING) With the striped shirt and dumb soul patch"
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"Ooh, slam."
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"Boy, you look like a mole rat"
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"Mole rat, okay."
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"No, no, no, no. You didn't know."
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"Wow. We landed on mole rat."
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"Very cool, very funny."
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"- Oh, here we go. - Limo."
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"- It's, like, the President. - This is cool."
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"- Is that... - Yo."
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"- BLAKE: Is that Mark McGrath? - What's up, boys?"
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"Sugar Ray just said, "What's up" to us."
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"- Does he work here? - That is Sugar Ray."
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"ANDERS: That is Sugar Ray. ADAM: Who is she?"
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"Oh, yummy, yummy. My pee-pee is pointing at my tummy, tummy."
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"- Go on and get it, boy! - Oh, my gosh."
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"Listen, listen, listen, last night was..."
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"It was, like, physical, right? But it was also spiritual."
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"Did you feel that?"
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"Yeah, man. It was all right."
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"Excuse me, did you just kiss Sugar Ray?"
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"I did a lot more than that."
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"Let's just say McGrath likes to Mc-munch."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"- Oh! - Oh, she got snapped. She got snapped."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"I'll never forget you, Alice Murphy."
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"Not never, ever."
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"- ANDERS: She got him sprung. - Wow. Okay."
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"So let me guess."
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"You three fresh meat just sat through"
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"Montez and George's corny-ass orientation video?"
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"- Yeah. - ANDERS: You right, you right."
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"ADAM: I thought it was funny, but..."
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"Well, you don't seem like you completely suck my pricksicle."
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"Follow me. I'll deprogram you."
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"BLAKE: Hey, uh, shouldn't we get back to work?"
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"Mr. Burkeman said 15-minute breaks."
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"Yeah, like, somebody might trick on us. I don't know."
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"Look, when you crush the phones as hard as I do,"
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"you make the schedule."
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"- Yo, Jillian! - JILLIAN: Hey."
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"Wait a minute. Hang on. Damn door."
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"Hey, A-Train, you looking to smoke a J?"
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"- Smoke a J. - Oh, I got what you need."
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"Calling it "That Blue Magic," from that new show Breaking Bad."
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"- Have you guys seen it? - Oh, sweet."
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"Oh, I watched the entire season through a window at Circuit City."
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"ADAM: That dude from Malcolm in the Middle."
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"- I love that show. - Yeah."
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"Oh, God, here comes this fucking nerd."
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"- What's up? - (COUGHING)"
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"- Yeah. - Here, Jillian, deal with this."
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"ANDERS: What's wrong with George, though?"
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"- I mean, he seems straight. - Oh, I don't know."
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"Uh, I got braces on the company's insurance,"
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"and then that dick canceled everybody's plans."
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"So now my teeth are fixed, but I can't afford to get my braces off, so..."
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"Oh, that sucks."
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"Jillian, what are you doing?"
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"- I'm smoking it down. What? - ALICE: No, get rid of it. He is right there."
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"Oh, God, where do I put it?"
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"Someone, hide it. Here, I got it."
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