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Clips from Weeds - Bill Sussman (S03E03)

"Well, er, this is all good."
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"Meanwhile, a reconnaissance drone killed my battle buddy,"
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"and I'm going to die. I know too much."
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"I was hoping for a shower, maybe a little nap."
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"Erm..."
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"But you obviously are having a slow psychotic breakdown,"
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"so I'll just ask, do you have any money?"
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"No, I don't."
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"Er, I have a back seat full of blood."
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"I have two licence plates I may have to remove."
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"I have an assistant's job that a monkey could do."
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"I have a death wish."
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"You're welcome to any of those sparkly gems."
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"But as far as money goes, Bill,"
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"everything that comes in goes out."
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"I'm gonna go now."
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"I like this new you."
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"She's a winner."
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"- Tell the kids I miss them. - You betcha."
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"Where you hear that?"
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"You sure about that? That's good news."
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"Cool."
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"- And? - Gunfire in the streets."
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"Brown fighting black, black fighting brown,"
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"all on account of somebody went and shot Marvin in the ass."
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"Something about a Mexican in a tinted truck"
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"driving up, and pop, pop, pop. Right in Marvin's ass."
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"That's one big ass."
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"Maybe if that Mexican had better aim, he wouldn't have needed three shots."
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"Maybe if he hadn't used his antique snub-nose piece of shit, you'd be right."
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"- Hmm. - Still, war is on."
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"War is on."
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"- More males? - I think that's the last of them."
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"Now, why are you doing that?"
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"Gotta separate the males from the females, or they'll fuck up the whole crop."
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"How you know they males? They got little plant dicks?"
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"No dicks, just sacks."
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"- Plants looking good in there. - That's cos it's a roomful of women."
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"Stepping up."
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"And we're sitting out there like lambs."
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"And Rodriguez, he's got the cell phone up in his hands,"
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"just like that, and that's when it struck."
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"Right in the chest, into his heart. Tell them."
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"- What did he say? - He says, "Wow. Shocking.""
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"Shocking, shocking."
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"My battle buddy. And shit like this, these accidents going on all the time."
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"And we sit here wrapped in our blanket of apathy,"
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"eating our vindaloo, watching Dancing With The Stars,"
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"and we don't wanna know about it."
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""No way. That stuff happens over there.""
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"You tell that to Rodriguez. Tell it to his fucking corpse."
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"- Hey, Mom. - Hey, you."
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"- Got a lot of calls from clients today. - Yeah?"
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"People seem to like the new guy. Judah."
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"Tip of the hat to the old man."
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"- We're gonna need more product soon. - I'm having homework issues."
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"Come here, let me see."
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""The day after prom,"
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""a murder has taken place and blood has been found."
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""Principal Paul calls up detective Dan to investigate.""
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"It's like an episode of CSI."
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"I have to use my powers of critical thinking to solve a murder."
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"- Who's that? - That's Kyle."
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"He disappeared right after the murder. This is Jill."
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"Her blood matches the blood found at the crime scene."
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"And this is Mia, the cheerleader."
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"Kyle promised to take her to the prom, then dumped her hard."
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"Jealous Mia murdered Jill."
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"- That's what I thought too. - So what's the problem?"
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"Every day, we get new clues, and today we got this one."
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""Two days later, Jill arrived at school.""
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"- I thought Jill was murdered. That's bogus. - No body, no murder."
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"It doesn't add up."
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"- W-W-V-M-D. - W-W-V..."
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"What would Vic Mackey do?"
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"He'd plant evidence and coerce a confession."
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"OK, but what's Detective Dan gonna do?"
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"Drink myself into a stupor, then sleep with my prostitute-slash-informer."
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"No more cable for you."
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"- Mr. Botwin. - This is my lawyer, Dean Hodes."
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"Gentlemen, we called this meeting because my client's tired of running."
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"- We don't care. - Go fuck yourself."
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"You're in possession of US military hardware, Mr. Botwin."
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"- Where's the phone? - My client neither confirms nor denies..."
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"- Shut up. - Suck yourself."
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"I'm setting in front of you documents"
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"which, when signed, will honourably discharge you"
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"- From the United States Army Reserves. - You're the drone guy, right?"
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"Lawyer for the contractor?"
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"Your machine killed Rodriguez. You forced him out in the field."
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"We were gonna strap that cell phone to a fucking mule till we found your two sorry asses."
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"And then we figured, why waste a good mule?"
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"Private Rodriguez died a hero. Sign the documents, Mr. Botwin."
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"I'll need to look these over."
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"There's no time to look over anything, Mr. Hodes."
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"Suck yourself."
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"You see that window washer outside, cleaning the windows, Mr. Botwin?"
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"- Notice anything unusual? - I don't know. Should I?"
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"- He's a white guy? - Actually, he's a Lithuanian."
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"And that squeegee he's holding is a remote,"
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"currently erasing your hard drive, Mr. Wilson."
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"Would you confirm that for me?"
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"Whoa."
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"That's because that window washer is not a window washer."
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"He works for us."
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"And that janitor in the hallway, he works for us too."
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"Turn on your vacuum, Ivan."
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"Turn it off."
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"Turn it on."
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"Turn it off."
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"- Two vans in the parking lot, helicopters. - You're fucking surrounded, dipshit."
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"And we can make you disappear faster than a mule can shit itself."
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"- What's with him and the mules? - Do you think we're fucking around here?"
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"- You return our property pronto, dickhead! - Give him the phone."
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"Give him the phone, Doug!"
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"Doug."
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"Erm, what am I signing here?"
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"You're not signing anything. You're not here right now."
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"You were never at Fort Irwin, and the only man named Rodriguez you know"
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"is some asshole in the Yankees who thinks he's better than Graig Nettles."
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