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Clips from Weeds - Bill Sussman (S03E03)

"Previously on Weeds."
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"Behold, the incorporated city of Majestic."
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"A city experiencing a rate of growth few people could have anticipated."
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"- Thank you, Mr. Groff. - Sullivan."
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"Dumb name."
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"My name is Guillermo."
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"Tell your friend U-Turn, you tell him he's a lawn jockey now."
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"- What the fuck is this? - Your pot."
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"You were supposed to pick up a key of jack."
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"Heroin?"
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"I'm gonna kill that bean-farting motherfucker."
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"- Heroin? - Chop that shit up."
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"Bring me back twelve-fi'."
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"How am I supposed to put food on my table if you keep upping my debt?"
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"Get a fucking job."
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"You're a very beautiful woman."
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"I bet you look good rolling right out of bed in the morning."
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"You know, if I hire you, I'll be paying for the right to make comments like that."
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"You OK with that?"
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"As long as you're OK with being shot down every time."
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"- Can you grow here? - Hell, yeah, it's perfect."
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"Fucking shame it's all gonna be for U-Turn."
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"You let me worry about U-Turn."
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"You know, this community service thing is totally unsupervised."
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"I will never let you deal."
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"You don't have a choice. I know you don't."
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"Sergeant That is your battle buddy!"
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"I can't wait to kill me some terrorists."
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"- Are you kidding me? - This is gonna be great."
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"OK, hold on. Now point the camera at my ass. Hurry."
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"I don't want to see your balls, man! Tuck them away!"
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"All right. There. There. Fine. Ready? OK."
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"It's coming. And it's a good one. Here it comes."
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"Hey, what is that?"
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"And show time."
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"- Wow. That was Rodriguez? - Yeah. And they fucking killed him."
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"- For trying to light farts? - They don't need a reason, Doug."
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"It's Pat Tillman all over again."
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"I gotta forward this to my fraternity brothers."
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"Forward it to Lowell Bergman, all right? Forward it to Harry Reid."
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"- Are they Beta Phi Omegas? - OK, er, I love you."
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"And I thank you for the pants and the Chinese food"
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"and, what, 70, 80 bucks that you got here."
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"But uninformed Doug, Doug of the disengaged electorate,"
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"that Doug needs to remove himself from the room,"
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"cos I'm riding the edge here."
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"- Do you want me to answer it? - That's how they track you."
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"That's how they got Rodriguez."
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"If you answer it, I could be a dead man."
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"- Hello? - Mr. Botwin."
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"He's not available right now. Who, may I ask, is calling?"
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"You know who this is."
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"- Hmm. What? What? - Scary. Deep voice."
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"Very deep. Very scary."
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"You can't stay here."
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"They are going to kill you, Andy."
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"I sold Jesus a quarter ounce at the Fastmart."
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"He's a Mexican guy who's on road kill with me"
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"working off a DUI."
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"He loves the Lord, and he loves weed."
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"And so does his cousin Javier, who works in the kitchen at Amici's."
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"I only sold him a dime,"
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"but two of the delivery guys bought a half-ounce each."
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"Got a free meatball sub. Does that happen to you a lot?"
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"- Free food? - Not really."
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"Happened to me twice today. Want some jerky?"
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"Thank you, no."
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"After the sub, I drove back and checked in with my supervisor,"
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"- And he sent me to bingo. - Bingo."
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"At the retirement home, run by church volunteers and misdemeanour felons."
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"- Three customers there. - Mr. Mertes."
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"- You sell to Mertes? - Any cars follow you?"
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"No."
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"- You sold $2,000 in a day. - Impressive, huh?"
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"Temporary. This is not a career path."
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"- This is a family in crisis. - And I'm being the good son."
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"I'm assuming you burned through your client base."
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"Kind of."
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"OK. I'll make some calls."
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"But if you sell to these people, you're not the good son."
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"You're some random punk who sells for me."
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"Pick an alias, work your deliveries around your community service."
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"Will do."
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"Give some jerky to your brother. He's mad at me."
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"- Why this time? - I put him in Majestic summer school"
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"to keep him off the streets, away from drugs."
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"I love that sound. Hammer the nails, pour the cement down."
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"Good men are gonna raise their families here."
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"Of course, it's that kind of missionary zeal that's got us into this mess, isn't it?"
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"We need these sewer lines."
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"We need these votes."
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"And the word around town says, "You get Doug Wilson's vote,"
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""the rest will follow.""
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"Well, that's beautiful. I'm thinking a golf membership."
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"OK. Now, I know a lot of you are looking up at this board,"
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"and you're thinking to yourselves, "Critical thinking?""
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"That sounds kind of square. Sounds kind of wack."
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"OK."
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"Who here can tell Bob what critical thinking means?"
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"Anybody? Hit me."
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""Critical thinking is the process of conceptualising"
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""and analysing information"
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""gathered from observation or communication"
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""as a guide to belief in action.""
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"- You got a name, friend? - Shane Botwin."
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"Dap?"
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"Blow it up."
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"Pow!"
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"Shane Botwin, let me ask you a question."
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"Do you want to spend the next couple weeks"
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"reading out of a textbook, or would you rather keep it real?"
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"I guess keep it real."
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"Because I can assign you pages from the textbook,"
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"and you can copy them into your notebooks, regurgitate them later for a test."
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"I mean, I can do that if that's what you want."
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"Or..."
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"maybe you and I can solve a murder."
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"Cool."
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"Two G's."
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"- That's right. - The agreement was twelve-five."
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