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Clips from Weeds - Bill Sussman (S03E03)

"Suck yourself."
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"OK, you have walked the crime scene."
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"You've interrogated your suspects. You've gathered your evidence."
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"Which one of you is ready to put your critical mind"
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"to the ultimate test?"
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"Who here has solved the strange case of Cordull High?"
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"Crimes are solved by hard evidence. Blood samples point to Kyle and Jill,"
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"but since both of them showed up at school later,"
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"there can be only one solution."
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"There was no murder."
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"Ah, but there was. A murder of the worst kind."
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"For, you see, Jill had an abortion."
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"Jesus, have mercy on their souls."
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"It's horrible, it's disgusting, but I have no place else to put you."
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"You're just gonna have to fake it for a bit."
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"Hey, Mom."
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"- What's up, Nance? - What are you doing here?"
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"Er, just dropping off some business, getting a rundown on the operation."
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"- Meeting the family. - Uncle Andy's back."
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"And he has a bag of ice on his balls."
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"- What's up, little man? - Hey."
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"Shane, go in the house with your brother."
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"Listen to your mother, Shane. She's a gangster. She'll keep you straight."
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"U-Turn, why don't you and I have a little walk and talk?"
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"You can't come to my house. You're not welcome here."
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"Come on, girl, we tight, you and me."
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"- I'm not fucking kidding. - Save it."
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"I was just dropping off some bricks for your boy."
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"Oh, and I left you a package in the garage."
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"I need you to hold on to it for a spell, that's all."
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"Things are starting to heat up over the hill."
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"You bought a Prius?"
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"I bought seven of them. I got my whole crew driving them."
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"They're real quiet. Good for sneaking up on motherfuckers."
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"Check this out. Hands-free."
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"- What up, doe? - Where you at, U-Turn? You late."
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"Your bitch ass gonna have to wait. I got business going on. Fuck you."
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"See the shit I'm surrounded by?"
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"That's why I need more bitches like you, Nancy. Oh..."
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"and you could use this."
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"Watch it tonight."
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"Heroin."
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