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Clips from Weeds - Bill Sussman (S03E03)

"- You breaking a social contract. - Well, I'm working with some new people."
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"- It takes time. - Ten grand light. Usually get a nigga shot."
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"- Well, good thing I'm white. - U-Turn, I've been shot! I've been shot!"
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"- What the fuck happened? - Ow! I was getting the mail."
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"Truck come by... Blam, blam, blam! Shot in the ass!"
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"- Hi, Marvin. - Hi, Nancy."
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"Y'all two, go outside, start rousting niggas."
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"Find out who saw what. Man, you think it was the Mexicans?"
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"Cucaracha motherfuckers need to get stomped!"
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"Fuck, man, hey, hey, you bleeding all over, man!"
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"Put your hand over your ass, man! Blot that shit, man! Blot it!"
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"I need a doctor!"
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"Man, you ain't getting on my leather seats with that ass."
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"No. No, no. No way."
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"- These one of these hybrids, huh? - Yes."
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"How are you doing back there, Marvin?"
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"Got a fucking bullet in my ass! Take me to the hospital!"
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"Are we sure this is the way to the hospital?"
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"We ain't going to no motherfucking hospital."
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"Charge you 50 bucks for an aspirin,"
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"treat you like shit if you don't have insurance. Make a right."
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"We got our own guy. Dr. Tupelo. He don't ask no questions,"
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"and he real good at taking bullets out of people."
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"Lovely. Can't wait to meet him."
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"Marvin, what's the gang sign for those Tres Seis bitches?"
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"- Yeah, that's what I thought. Make a right. - Who's Tres Seis?"
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"- The Three Sixes. - Guillermo's crew."
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"Little bitch is all moody because he think I jacked his horse."
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"You did."
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"That don't give him permission to shoot you in your ass!"
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"That motherfucker gonna get his."
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"You don't mean horse like, like... Horse like "neigh"?"
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"Don't play that doe-eye cute shit with me. I know you know better."
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"- Honey, it's going to be OK. - You buy or lease this car?"
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"I bought."
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"- How much? - I don't really recall right now!"
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"There's a man bleeding in my back seat! I have to pick up my son from summer school!"
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"Here, make another right."
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"Er, I have to get this. Hello?"
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"I just want to make sure those packets went out this morning."
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"- Oh, yeah, absolutely. - Liar!"
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"- Who's that? - Who the fuck is you, nigga?"
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"Oh... Oh, sorry, I'm losing you. Bye!"
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"- Make another right and slow down. - OK, now we're driving in a circle."
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"Yeah, but we're about to go straight in a second."
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"Yeah, motherfucker!"
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"- Drive, bitch, drive!"
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"We need these sewer lines. We need these votes."
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"And the word around town says,"
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""You get Celia Hodes' vote, the rest will follow.""
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"I hear Doug Wilson is getting a golf membership."
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"I love a woman who does her homework."
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"Would you like a golf membership too?"
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"- I don't play golf. - Oh, well..."
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"what is it you do play, Celia?"
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"I play house."
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"- How was your first day? - Mostly sucky."
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"- Oh, only mostly? - Hello. You must be Shane's mother."
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"- Hi. - Yeah, hi."
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"Eve Meriweather, education coordinator. Well, Shane had a fabulous first day."
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"- Bob really took a shine to him. - Bob. That's great."
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"- What happened to the back seat? - Mom spilled some coffee."
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"And this is for you. It's just some forms and permission slips."
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"It covers everything you'll need to know"
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"about the Absolute Truth Ministries campus."
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"We got some super-great programmes, prayer-power meetings."
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"And not just for Shane, but for the whole family."
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"You're a Jewish, right?"
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"Erm, no. I'm not."
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"Shane's father was a Jewish."
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"- Did he pass? - Most people thought he was Italian."
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"Yes! Yes, he's no longer with us!"
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"- Yes. - Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"- Losing your husband. I just can't imagine. - Yeah."
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"- Well, God bless you. - Are these shell casings?"
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"Oh, Eve, in a rush! Gotta go. Gotta make dinner."
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"- Buckle up, honey. - All right. See you. Bye!"
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"So, when you cast your vote tonight,"
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"rubber-stamping another environmental holocaust"
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"in the name of urban renewal,"
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"I want you to remember the San Acitos dirt shrew."
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"How could we forget him?"
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"Their beauty was here long before we were."
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"- This sewer is soaked in their blood. - Thank you, Jane Chaffin,"
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"er, founder, president, and sole member of the Agrestic Eco-Warriors."
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"Your passion humbles us."
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"And that concludes the public debate on Motion 412,"
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"the proposal to expand the sewer and water reclamation systems"
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"- Of Greater Agrestic. - Let's do this."
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"- All of those... - All in favour of more pipe, say aye."
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"- Aye. - Aye."
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"- Aye. - The ayes have it."
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"Moment of silence for the dirt shrew."
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"The motion is passed."
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"- What the fuck did you get?"
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"- House still for sale?"
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"Andy?"
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"Andy's dead. I'm Bill. Bill Sussman. Here's your mail."
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"- How's the army? - They killed Rodriguez."
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"Yeah, well, I think I killed a Hernandez."
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"- That's a wig. - Yeah, that's all they had at Rite Aid."
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"Mostly, er, wigs for black women. Are these bullet holes back here?"
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"What? Oh, those. I was in a drive-by shooting yesterday."
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"I was, ha ha, driving the car. This car. I may be a murderer. Murderess."
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"Actually, I think we only clipped him, you know, hit him in the leg."
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"- Hit who in the leg? - One of the Mexicans. Tres Seis."
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"- They shot Marvin. - Who's Marvin?"
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"I'm scrubbing his blood out of the back seat."
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"It won't come out. I tried everything! Nothing works!"
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"Are you OK?"
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"- Actually, Andy... - Bill Sussman."
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"I think I am OK."
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"I mean, stuff keeps piling on, piling on, piling on."
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"And while tomorrow is another day,"
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"I'm pretty sure something even more heinous is gonna happen to me,"
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"because that just seems to be the way it rolls!"
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"I really think I'm finding myself."
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"Look at my hand. Nerves of steel."
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"- Pretty steady. - That's what I'm talking about."
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