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Clips from Family Guy - Jersey Bore (S20E20)

"It's hard being youngest,"
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"always looking for a way to distinguish myself,"
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"to contribute."
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"(sobbing softly)"
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"Stewie, I-I didn't mean it."
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"Neither did I. That was acting, Chris."
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"Wow. You're amazing."
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"Do you think you can give me some pointers?"
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"It will be my great honor."
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"That was also acting."
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"Thought I'd swing by work first"
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"and pick up a case of beer for the road."
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"Then we're off. (groans)"
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"Hear him breathe?"
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"AC's on full blast, and he's covered in sweat."
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"Lois'll be a widow soon, right?"
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"Yeah, he's circling the drain."
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"And let me guess-- no estate planning?"
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"Would you guys tell me if my car smelled this bad?"
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"Everywhere I look, I see another stray french fry."
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"Hey, guys? I know I'm new to the group,"
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"but Peter's not here to defend himself,"
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"so I don't think it's right for us to talk about him like this."
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"(phone chimes)"
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"Griffin? What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, hey, Preston."
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"Why do you have a case of beer?"
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"Oh. Oh, this? Um, uh, samples."
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"- For clients. - Excellent idea."
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"Say, why don't you just drive me?"
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"That way I can be productive the entire trip."
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"It'll be like Green Book, a movie I only saw"
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"because I believed it to be a book."
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"Oh, yeah, you know, I once tried to read Jaws"
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"'cause I thought it was the movie."
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"Couldn't go into a library for years after that."
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"Guys, listen, Preston wants to drive with me."
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"He can't know you're all coming, so everyone in the way back."
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"I'm not hiding in the back of your car."
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"Why? There's nothing in there except for Lois' jog bras."
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"All right, you heard the man! Everyone in!"
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"These are Meg's! We've been duped!"
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"Hop in, boss."
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"If I speed, we can make it in four hours."
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"You'll do a steady 55 miles per hour,"
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"and we will stop to read historical markers"
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"- along the way. - (Cleveland groans)"
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"Starting with the Museum"
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"- of Black Guy Mustaches. - CLEVELAND: Oh!"
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"Some hotel."
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"They only had smoking rooms"
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"and very smoking rooms."
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"Check it out, a stack of prewritten suicide notes."
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"All you have to do is sign your name."
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"This place has everything."
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"I wish there were more than two beds."
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"I'll just sleep in my chair."
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"You sleep sitting up, Joe?"
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"Yeah, Bonnie puts a falcon hood on me,"
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"and I go right out."
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"I'm calm and no longer motivated by prey."
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"(knocking)"
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"PRESTON: Griffin, open up."
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"Guys, hide in the shower."
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"Hello, Griffin. I'm right next door"
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"in a slightly larger room."
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"Seems like an unnecessary detail."
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"Here is this weekend's itinerary."
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"We're working all weekend?!"
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"Griffin, our New Jersey distributor is threatening"
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"to drop our beer in favor of hard seltzer,"
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"because... New Jersey."
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"I need to convince them"
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"that we are the best scumbag beverage around."
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"If we lose this account, we lose the brewery."
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"And then it's time to cast open the windows"
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"and drop to the freedom of the pavement."
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"I read that in a stack of suicide notes in my room."
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"See you at 1800 hours, Peter."
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"I better shower because I have no idea"
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"how soon or late that is."
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"- (shower running) - CLEVELAND: Hey! - QUAGMIRE: Ah!"
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"- JOE: What the hell?! - PETER: Sorry, I forgot."
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"JOE: Why are you at half-mast?"
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"PETER: I'm 45, Joe. That's full mast."
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"Chris, any good acting coach will tell you"
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"that before your audition, it's important to warm up."
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"Now let's improv. Give me a location."
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"Stewie's bedroom."
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"Okay, maybe just spend another second on..."
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"Stewie's bedroom!"
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"Okay, fine. And a profession?"
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"Acting teacher."
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"Again, maybe just give it one more..."
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"Failed actor?"
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"I got tired of playing their game!"
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"It's okay, Stewie."
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"After a few noes, these young Brandos"
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"lose a little of their vinegar."
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"Tell you what, let's improv as Romeo and Juliet."
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"You be he, I'll be she."
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"(softly): Get in. Let's get in."
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"I'd like permission to go inside, Juliet."
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"Hi, Juliet!"
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"I'm not-- I'm not there just yet."
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"All right, Juliet is eluding me a little."
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"My transformation is not yet complete."
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"(takes deep breaths)"
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"Hi, Juliet!"
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"Damn it, Chris! I'm not ready!"
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"But you were standing like a girl."
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"My bodywork was perfect, yes,"
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"but I still hadn't touched the soul."
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"All right, all right, even though you're off"
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"to a rough start, it's okay."
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"Even Michelangelo wasn't appreciated until later in life."
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"- Hey, how's Jakey doing? - He's good."
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"They got him building arches over at the Coliseum."
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"Big construction job. How about Mikey?"
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"Yeah, he's, um..."
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