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Clips from Family Guy - Jersey Bore (S20E20)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely? ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us ♪"
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"♪ Laugh and cry ♪"
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"♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪"
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"Boy, oh, boy."
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"- Is it Friday yet? - Tomorrow."
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"And actually, in Tasmania, it's already Friday."
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"I thought you'd be more fun."
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"Griffin, you'll be very happy to know"
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"I've finished conducting"
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"my employee productivity evaluations."
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"I used a system called"
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"the Determining Employee Advancement,"
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"Duties, Work-Engagement, Intelligence-Gains Hourly Test,"
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"or DEADWEIGHT."
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"And my results show you"
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"to be the brewery's least productive employee."
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"- So, pack your bags. - I'm fired?"
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"No, you're going on a business trip with me as my assistant,"
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"since you won't be missed at the office."
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"We're meeting with our New Jersey distributor"
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"in Atlantic City."
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"Everyone, I'll be away on business"
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"for a few days starting tomorrow,"
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"so we're bringing in a substitute boss."
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"I hope he's a hard-ass."
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"But what if he's wearing jeans?"
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"Hey, guys, my first name is Dan,"
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"which is what you'll all call me."
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"Now, who wants to watch Ratatouille?"
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"(cheering)"
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"(grunts)"
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"Sorry, that guy over there tripped me."
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"Mr. Edwards, the guidance counselor?"
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"Yeah, the bullying in this school has gotten"
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"a little out of hand."
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"You must be Heather, the new girl."
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"How'd you know I was new?"
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"I'm Quahog's number three Realtor."
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"I really wanted to sell that house to your folks,"
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"but you're in great hands with Gil."
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"What's this?"
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"Principal Shepherd is directing"
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"an adaptation of Baz Luhrmann's"
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"William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet."
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"The local Ruth's Chris Steak House is sponsoring it."
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"I'm playing Juliet."
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"Wow. You're Juliet"
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"in Ruth's Chris's Principal Shepherd's"
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"Baz Luhrmann's William Shakespeare's"
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"Romeo and Juliet?"
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"Yes, it's great,"
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"but we're auditioning for a new Romeo."
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"The parents of the boy we cast said"
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"he needed emergency conversion therapy."
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"Anyway, nice to meet you, Chris."
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"♪ ♪"
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"I have to be in that play."
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"WOMAN: Nice hat, dork!"
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"That's not nice, Mrs. Danneman, the elderly school nurse."
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"Peter, is something wrong?"
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"We've been here an hour,"
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"and you've hardly touched your penis."
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"It's not like you. It's getting cold."
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"Sorry, guys."
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"I just found out I have to meet my stupid boss"
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"in Atlantic City for a business trip."
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"Peter, business trips are great."
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"Yeah, haven't you seen Cedar Rapids with Ed Helms?"
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"He plays a salesman who goes to a conference"
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"in the titular city."
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"There, he encounters three repeat attendees"
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"who lead him on a profound weekend journey,"
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"equal parts hope and self-discovery."
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"I memorize Rotten Tomatoes movie descriptions."
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"You'll have one meeting, and then the rest of the time"
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"- you just party. - Party with Preston?"
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"But he doesn't drink."
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"I wish you guys could come."
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"Wait a minute. Why not?"
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"You guys should drive down with me."
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"- All right! - Let's do it!"
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"Cedar Rapids, rated R for drug use"
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"and mild sexual content!"
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"I've never been to Atlantic City."
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"Let's just watch this ad from their tourism department."
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"ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Atlantic City,"
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"the inspiration for Bruce Springsteen's saddest song."
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"Want to see brown ocean water stained with gasoline rainbows?"
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"Come on down to Atlantic City!"
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"Love to watch guys with no noses fight women with trach holes?"
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"You're in luck!"
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"And if you're wondering where Taylor Hicks has been,"
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"he's here!"
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"In a small lounge with a low stage."
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"Atlantic City!"
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"Come flick a lit cigarette at a dealer today!"
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"(insects chirping)"
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"(British accent): "Published by the Samuel French Company,"
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""New York, copyright this ed."
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"MCMLXX.""
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"- What are you doing? - (normal voice): Reading Romeo and Juliet."
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"We're doing it at school,"
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"and this girl I like is playing Juliet."
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"I'm going to audition for Romeo."
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"There's kissing."
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"Chris, listen, acting isn't easy."
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"You're going to need some help."
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"See what I'm doing? Scarf, a high stool?"
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"One leg up, hands clasped over knee?"
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"Engaged and in the moment."
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"Do you know what this means?"
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"- You're gay... - An acting coach, yes."
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"What does a baby know about acting?"
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"Yes, I'm a baby."
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