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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Donna's Story (S04E04)

"- Oh, Wanda. - Oh, Derek."
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"- Oh, Wanda. - Yes, Derek?"
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"You're not just my next-door neighbor."
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"You're also the love of my life."
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"Derek, I, too, have strong feelings of love for you..."
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"but I have to give back this promise ball and chain."
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"I must leave Point Upon the Place..."
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"and explore the world with my trusty cat named Sir Bonkers."
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"No."
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"I'll never let you go."
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"- You can't make me stay. - Oh, no?"
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"What if I told you that I've run over the cat named Sir Bonkers..."
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"and the cat named Sir Bonkers is no more?"
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"Now submit and be my wife!"
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"but love has made you wicked."
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"Oh, I am wicked."
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"And until you agree to be my wife..."
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"I will scour the earth in search of cats named "Sir Bonkers"..."
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"and I will kill them all!"
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"Or at very least, spray them with water..."
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"which everyone knows they hate."
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"I can't believe Donna would publish this in the school paper."
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"I know. This could be in Reader's Digest. It's that good."
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"Oh, this is the worst short story by an ex-girlfriend in a school newspaper ever."
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"Well, if it isn't Playboy reading, panty-loving, cat-killing Derek."
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"I know. How could Donna write this?"
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"Why are you upset? It's this Derek guy who really gets the shaft."
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"Fez, I am Derek."
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"Everything always has to be about you."
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"Fez, man, think about it."
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"Eric killed Donna's cat. Derek killed Wanda's cat."
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"Donna found panties in Eric's Vista Cruiser."
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"Wanda found a chastity belt in Derek's Vista Carriage."
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"Hey, you guys, you know what goes really good with a bad short story?"
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"Pinball!"
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"- No. I hate pinball. - Hate it or love it?"
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"- Hate it. - Or love it?"
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"Come on, guys. I'm gonna buy a 50-dollar stake in this machine..."
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"so let's play so I can make some money."
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"Where'd you get $50?"
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"- From Jackie. - Hey."
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"Oh, hey, Jackie. Can I borrow $50?"
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"- For what? - To buy a dress for you."
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"Okay."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Eric, Derek."
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"Panties, chastity belt."
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"Dead cat, dead cat."
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"Oh-ho-ho! I still got nothing."
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"Come on, Red."
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"Bob really wants us to meet his new lady friend."
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"Now, think about it, Kitty."
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"I have a hard time believing this woman even exists."
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"We're gonna get over there, Bob's gonna be sittin' in a rocker..."
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"with a lady's wig on."
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""You look lovely tonight, Bob.""
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""So do you, Bob.""
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"You've been working on that all day, haven't you?"
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"Yeah."
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"Red, Kitty, I'd like you to meet a very special lady... Joanne."
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"Well, Joanne, it is so nice to meet you."
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"- Right, Red? - We can't stay long."
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"Ah, Red. Bob warned me you can be a pain in the ass."
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"Well, I'll tell you what. We'll just have dinner..."
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"and if it turns out you don't like me, we'll never invite you over again."
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"Really? I like you already."
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"Well, let's get this barbecue started. Bob, grab that meat."
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"Oh, I got it, Red. Why don't you fellas make a salad?"
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"Salad."
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"Oh, you're serious."
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"No, see, Bob and I do the grilling."
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"Not this time. Kitty, you wanna give me a hand?"
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"- Well, I'd love to. - Oh, I don't think..."
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"But, Kitty, you might..."
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"set your lovely hair on fire."
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"Well, it can't be that hard. You do it."
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"Bob, what the hell's goin' on here?"
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"Look, Red, I really like this woman..."
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"so please, for today, just shut it."
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"Shut it?"
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"Good God, Bob!"
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"- Yes. - Well, cut it out!"
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"I want to have a nice time. Come on."
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"I'll give you first dibs on the aprons."
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"You want the fake tuxedo or the fake hairy chest?"
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"Oh, damn it. Give me the tuxedo!"
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"Whoo-hoo! Hairy chest is Joanne's favorite."
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"It's probably 'cause she's got one."
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"Ah! Well, if it isn't the wielder of the poison pen."
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"- Didn't you like my story? - No. No, I didn't."
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"That's why I said "poison pen"..."
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"not... "marshmallow pen.""
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"What?"
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"- This story is about us. - No, it's not."
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"Like the time you found those Playboys under my bed."
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"Begone, Sir Bonkers."
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"Derek, look what I found under your bed."
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"Lewd renderings of naked serving wenches."
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"Did you commission these?"
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"So what if I did? I have needs, woman."
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"Now, ready thyself. On this night... we fornicate."
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"Okay, well, maybe there are some similarities."
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"But that's what writers do. I mean, we take stuff from our lives."
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"Yeah, but you made me mean all the time, and that's mean."
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"Okay, maybe I exaggerated some stuff..."
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"'cause, you know, I'm writing this for stupid high school girls."
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"Oh, my God! Great story!"
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"Michael, Steven just told me that instead of buying me a dress..."
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"you spent my $50 on this stupid machine."
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"Jackie, I did not."
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"Oh, yeah, I did."
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"Jackie, listen. There's an old saying:"
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"You buy a girl a dress, and she looks pretty for one night."
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"But you buy her boyfriend a pinball machine, and she looks pretty for life."
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"Okay, there's another old saying, Michael:"
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"You're dumb as dirt."
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"That's true. That was in the yearbook."
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"Okay, okay. All right. Listen, listen."
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"So, I bought a half stake in this machine, all right?"
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"So that means for every quarter I put into it, I get half back."
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