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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Donna's Story (S04E04)

"That's a 50% profit!"
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"Uh, actually, Kelso, I think that's a 50% loss."
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"Fez, I know it's hard for a foreigner..."
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"But we're dealing with quarters here, not frogs or chickens."
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"Well, I'm not going to dignify that with a response..."
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"because I can't think of one."
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"But when I do, a good day to you."
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"So, you still mad?"
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"No. No reason to be mad."
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"Your story is just a pathetic attempt to rewrite history and make yourself look good."
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"I'm pretty sure everyone's gonna know who the dill-hole is here."
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"Eric, it's just a story."
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"No one's gonna think anybody's a dill-hole."
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"- Cat killer! - Bastard!"
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"Porn freak!"
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"Okay, they could be talking about anybody."
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"Hey, we're all porn-freak bastards..."
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"but he's the only one who killed a cat."
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"Okay, okay. This school obviously needs to hear the Eric Forman version of things..."
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"A.K.A. The truth."
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"So I'm gonna write my own story. Yeah. Yeah, that's right."
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"I'm throwing down the gauntlet, baby."
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"Really? Okay, smarty, what's a gauntlet?"
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"A gauntlet? What's a gauntlet?"
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"What's a gauntlet?"
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"I don't know, but it's down, lady."
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"Boy, this chicken's delish. What a chef."
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"You really know your way around a grill, Joanne."
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"Mine's dry."
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"No, it isn't. It's tender and delicious."
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"Maybe if I chewed it with some water."
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"Well, there's the hose."
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"- I don't like her anymore. - Well, I do."
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"Kitty, I'm chopping vegetables..."
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"Bob's telling me to shut it..."
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"you're over there grilling with Susan B. Damn Anthony."
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"Well, fine, Red. If it bothers you..."
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"we can invite them over, and you can do the grilling."
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"But for now, I'd really appreciate it if you'd just shut it."
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"If one more person tells me to shut it..."
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"What? You might actually shut it?"
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"Please, Wanda, you don't have to boil me alive."
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"Killing your cat was just a horrible accident."
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"I know, but I'm a witch."
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"Dear God, why is a nice, sensitive guy like me..."
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"Well, maybe it's because even witches have itches."
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"All is forgiven!"
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"God, why do all my stories end like that?"
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"Don't stop. I like where you were going."
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"All right, guys. It is time to make a withdrawal..."
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"from the First National Bank of Pinball."
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"Oh, man. No one's playing."
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"Well, I would've played, but my frogs and chickens wouldn't fit into the slot."
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"All right. I know what the problem is here."
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"I just need to advertise. So, Jackie, put on a bikini and stand in front of the machine."
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"Michael, I am not wearing a bikini in here. It would cause a riot."
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"Okay, what if I just put up flyers..."
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"with a picture of you in a bikini?"
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"Yeah, okay. I mean, it'll still draw a crowd..."
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"but at least they'll remain orderly."
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"Okay, so I just need some Magic Markers and a picture of you in a bikini."
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"Oh. I have one."
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"Keep it. I have plenty."
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"So, guys, check out my story."
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"I passed out a bunch of copies at lunch today."
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"Oh, Forman, this kind of thing always blows up in your face."
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"Don't ever stop doing it."
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"Oh, you... you didn't like my story?"
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"Oh, yeah, I loved it. Especially this part."
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"Wanda, I have performed every task thou hath asketh of me."
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"Please, can we finally consummate our love?"
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"I beseech you."
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"Well, I said I would. So I won't."
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"But... I beseeched you."
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"Okay, let's consummate."
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"- Really? - No."
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"Please. I beseech you."
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"- Okay. - Really?"
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"No."
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"Now rub my enormous feet."
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"Um, guys, I don't understand. What does "consummate" mean?"
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"It means to have sex."
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"Really?"
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"Now I have two words for that."
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"Eric, you just wrote this to hurt me."
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"What? I did not! And, hey, so did you."
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"I didn't, like, plan it or anything."
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"And besides... No, you know what?"
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"I don't have to explain myself to you."
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"Okay, I'd like someone to explain it to me."
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"Uh, well, that's easy, Fez."
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"See, Donna, as an artist..."
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"wrote her story to get some perspective on her life."
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"Forman, as a vindictive ass..."
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"wrote his story to be a vindictive ass."
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"Oh, Eric, I think you just consummated yourself."
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"See what I did there? Looks easy, but it's not."
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"Well, steaks are a-cookin'."
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"Ah, what should we have to go with dinner?"
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"Say, Joanne, why don't you make the salad?"
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"- No, thanks. - Oh."
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"Aww."
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"Make the salad."
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"Unless you don't like to do lady jobs."
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"Red, put this in your mouth."
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"Okay, you know what? I'll make the salad. Heh!"
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"- Sit down, Bob. - Sit down, Bob."
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"- I'd love to make a salad. - Great."
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"As soon as Red admits he's not asking me to make a salad..."
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"he's trying to put me in my place."
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"You are woman. I hear you roar."
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"I can't believe you're so threatened by something as trivial as me grilling chicken."
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"It's not trivial. Men grill."
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"It's been that way since the first caveman..."
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"and threw it on the barbecue."
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"And his cave wife made the salad."
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"- I smell something burning. - Oh, darn!"
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"Well, if you didn't want it well done, you should've said something."
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"What the hell!"
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"Where's my pinball machine?"
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