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Clips from American Auto - White Van (S01E01)

"maybe he only kills evil people who deserve to die,"
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"like, maybe he's a Dexter or something."
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"- Ooh... - You want me to check"
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"if he's a Dexter? - Yeah, would you?"
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"- Well, I'd just be concerned that claiming the people"
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"he killed deserved to die might come off as victim-blaming."
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"- Well, what would you suggest? We just wait for it to pass?"
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"Because waiting is not going to"
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"bring those 12 people back from the dead."
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"- I didn't realize that was the goal here."
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"- I hate to bring this up, but are we"
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"complying with the subpoena? - Yes!"
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"- No! I just announced that we were fighting it."
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"Backing down makes me look indecisive."
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"- Would you rather look indecisive"
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"or be an accessory to murder after the fact?"
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"- I don't know. It's hard. - Is it?"
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"- Is there any way to fight the subpoena"
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"but also hand over the location data?"
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"- Right, so that's, I mean-- That's two separate things."
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"- Right. But, I mean, we've got to walk"
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"and chew gum at the same time, right?"
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"- Yeah, I get it. I mean, it's more like walking"
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"while also simultaneously refusing to walk."
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"Do you see what I mean? - Mm-mm."
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"- What if he killed a bunch of people on the same day,"
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"but in different locations?"
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"Does that make him a mass murderer or a serial killer?"
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"- That's actually a spree killer."
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"- Why do you know so much about serial killers?"
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"- I read."
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"- Oh, wow."
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"You already have a corner office?"
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"Men do have it easier."
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"- Funny, funny. No, Wesley's having me do some redecorating."
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"He's kind of taking me under his wing."
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"- Wesley. Yeah, he does that sometimes."
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"- He...does what?"
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"- He'll grab a hapless new guy and basically appropriate him."
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"He gets an assistant, and you get the opportunity"
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"to be taken advantage of by an idiot."
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"- What are you talking about?"
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"Isn't he like big time around here?"
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"- Wesley? No. He shares a name"
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"with the founder of the company, but that is it."
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"The guy doesn't even have an office."
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"Like, he's squatting in here while Jin's on vacation."
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"Didn't you wonder why there's so many pictures"
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"of an Asian family in here?"
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"- Come on. - Jack."
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"You don't have to enjoy it so much."
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"- I'm enjoying it a little bit."
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"- Hey. Whatever you guys are doing,"
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"could you not do it in Jin's office?"
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"- No, no. Just a-- - We were just--"
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"- It's an office, not a motel."
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"- Unfortunately, the policy of Payne Motors is now"
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"not to hand over GPS information."
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"- You're fighting the subpoena? - To be clear,"
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"the location of the vehicle is on this computer--"
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"- But we can't show it to you."
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"But do understand that this doesn't reflect our beliefs."
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"- Fine. We'll take you to court."
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"Could have told this on the phone."
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"- We feel terrible."
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"I don't know how we can look ourselves in the mirror."
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"- [ahem]!"
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"- Hey, Jeremy, the suspect is headed eastbound on I-94."
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"- Westbound. - It's reversed."
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"- Westbound. Thank you."
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"- Jack-of-all-trades."
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"Hey, I need you to make a doctor's appointment for me."
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"- You know what?"
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"I would, but, like, right now I'm just--"
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"- Don't spread that number around--he's concierge."
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"There's only, like, five guys in the world with access."
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"- Yeah."
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"Uhh!"
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"Hi. I need to schedule an appointment"
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"for Wesley Payne."
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"23rd work?"
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"- Is there any way they can see me earlier?"
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"- Yeah, do you have anything just a little bit sooner?"
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"She wants to know is it an emergency or--"
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"- Just have her put the doctor on."
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"- Okay. Can he just speak to the doctor?"
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"- I don't want some, like, receptionist"
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"hearing all the sordid details."
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"- I get it. I'm-- - Go to the source."
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"- Dr. Rossinow? Yeah, yeah. Just a sec."
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"- No, you're good. You're good. Tell him for the last 2 days,"
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"whenever I masturbate, nothing comes out."
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"Tell him."
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"- Yes. Yes."
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"when Mr. Payne, um...[ahem]..."
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"when he masturbates, nothing comes out."
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"- Nothing."
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"- Hey, Katherine."
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"Can I talk to you for a minute?"
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"- Oh, mm-hmm. - Yeah."
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"So I know you don't really know me yet,"
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"but I'm a professional and--"
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"- All I ask is that you don't have sex in the office."
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"I know some women need it more than others, but it's--"
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"- No, that's not-- A different conversation."
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"I mean, I get that we don't have the same way"
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"of approaching things, but if you could just trust me--"
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"- Oh, there's a massive hurricane headed towards Aruba."
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"- Are you happy about this? - It's all over the news."
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"No one's talking about us anymore."
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"- Are they okay? - I don't know."
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"You know what? Maybe you were right."
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"Maybe the better move was just to wait it out."
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"- Oh, yeah. Well, the best way to stay out of the news"
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"is do not make the news."
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"I always say that communications"
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"isn't just about what's said."
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"It's also what's unsaid, you know?"
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"- What's going on?"
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"-...the Michigan Monster in his white Payne Magellan."
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