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Clips from American Auto - White Van (S01E01)

"has to connect to a satellite,"
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"so we can technically find any car bought after 2002."
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"- It's called telematics."
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"I can walk you through how it works if you want."
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"- Oh, no. I definitely don't want that."
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"Okay, great. We will use that though."
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"- You wanna publicize that there is a serial killer"
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"who's driving one of our cars? - No."
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"I want to announce that we are gonna help the FBI"
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"track down a menace to society."
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"Boom! Who's your Pharma-Bitch now?"
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"- It was Pharma-Ho. Pharma-Bitch is like"
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"misogynistic, and that's gross, so don't say that."
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"- She's going on TV."
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"Good. That's good."
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"- Jackpot! "Making the copies.""
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"You remember that? Whatcha copying?"
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"- Ah, nothing. Nothing."
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"Well, not nothing. It's just confidential."
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"- Discretion. I like it."
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"All these kids fresh out of business school,"
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"blabbing on and on about what they're doing."
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"- Right, right, right. Yeah, it's like exactly."
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"- I'm really impressed by you, man."
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"Guy from the assembly line jumps right into the deep end"
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"with all these sharks."
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"With a little bit of guidance, I think you could go far."
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"I mean, if that's something you want."
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"- Yeah! Yes, definitely."
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"Thank you. - Okay."
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"- Thank you so much. - "Mini-Me.""
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"Is it cool if I call you that?"
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"- Do you have to? - We'll play around with it."
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"- A mystery baker has been leaving desserts..."
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"- What are you watching?"
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"- Katherine's about to be interviewed."
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"I think it's a mistake,"
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"but apparently she doesn't care what I think."
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"- Give her time. You have to earn her trust."
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"- How? How do I do that?"
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"She won't listen to anything I say."
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"- Well, maybe don't always say the opposite"
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"of what she wants to do."
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"Figure out what she wants and then suggest that."
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"- So just kiss her ass?"
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"- More like predict which way her ass is headed,"
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"and then have your lips planted in that general vicinity."
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"- Payne Motors unveiled the Ponderosa"
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"to less than stellar reviews."
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"And we're joined by the new CEO of Payne, Katherine Hastings."
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"Katherine, welcome. - Hey, guys."
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"Pleasure to be talking with you."
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"- So coming from the pharmaceutical industry,"
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"some of these articles"
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"must have been a tough pill to swallow."
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"- Yeah. I sure wish that I had some sugar"
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"to make that medicine go down."
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"- Sure. - Well, is it possible"
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"that your experience in pharma"
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"just doesn't translate to cars?"
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"- You know, it's a learning curve."
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"For example, at my last job, the FBI never asked me"
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"to help them catch a serial killer."
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"- A serial killer? - Yeah."
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"Apparently this guys has murdered at least 12 people."
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"He drives a Magellan,"
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"so the FBI asked for our help in tracking him down."
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"- And you're just giving up that information?"
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"It seems like there might be a privacy concern with that."
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"- Yeah, well-- - Seems like there might be."
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"- But, well, this guy, you know, killed 12 people, so..."
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"- So if he killed 11 people, you wouldn't be cooperating?"
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"- Yeah. At what point do you violate the privacy"
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"of your customers? It's a slippery slope."
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"- Well, no. I said that the FBI had requested this information."
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"I didn't say that we were just handing it over."
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"- So you're fighting the subpoena?"
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"- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. We are fighting it. We are--"
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"We are fighting it for the people."
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"- Wow. That's news."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - And you heard it here first."
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"Payne Motors standing up to the United States government"
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"in order to protect serial murderer Johnny Turner."
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"- What? I'm sorry?"
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"- Next up, we'll delve into the life"
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"and crimes of Johnny Turner, AKA The Michigan Monster."
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"- Oh, my God. - Who will be his next victim?"
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"- Stay tuned."
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"- We're clear. - Could I--"
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"I need to talk to a producer about--"
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"just so we can make some cuts."
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"- Well, the good news is"
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"no one's talking about the Ponderosa anymore."
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"- Yeah. Before, some niche trade journals"
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"said I had a bad car."
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"Now CNN is accusing me of protecting a mass murderer."
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"- It's not even accurate."
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"He's a serial killer, not a mass murderer."
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"- What's the difference?"
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"- Mass murderers"
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"kill a bunch of people at the same time."
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"Serial killers need a cooling off period."
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"- Okay, yes, it was a bad interview"
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"which I advised you not to do, but let's not overreact."
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"It's not like anyone's saying she's pro-murderer."
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"- Actually, I've been getting"
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"a few calls asking your position on murder."
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"- I hope you said that I was against it."
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"- I said, "I don't know, but I'll check.""
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"- I mean, look, from a legal perspective, okay,"
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"it's not like this guy has been convicted of anything yet."
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"I mean, what are we supposed to do,"
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"hand out every alleged murderers' info?"
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"- That's true. There's no proof he even did anything."
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"- They found a bunch of skins in his shed."
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"- He was skinning people?"
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"- Before or after he killed them?"
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"- What's the difference?"
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"- Well, before is worse."
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"- Even if he did do it,"
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