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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Budget Cuts (S02E02)

"[rumbling]"
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"[rocket engine whooshing]"
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"[loud rock drumming]"
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"[cell phone vibrating]"
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"[K-pop ringtone playing]"
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"[Mark] We would like to thank you for coming here"
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"all the way from Washington D.C. to meet with us."
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"And if there's anything we can get for you before we begin, some coffee or a..."
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"General Naird, with a new administration comes a new budget,"
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"and your budget has been drastically slashed."
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"So no coffee or..."
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"Cruller?"
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"No. All right."
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"We understand that we are entering a period of austerity."
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"How slashed are we talking about?"
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"Almost half."
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"Unacceptable."
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"- Oh, God. - Science can't be nickeled and dimed."
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"All right. You know what? We can tighten our belts a little bit. Sure."
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"When I was behind enemy lines,"
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"I learned how to make a daily ration last for three weeks."
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"The secret is that you have to swallow a lot of air."
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"Trick your stomach into thinking that it's full."
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"It is not good physically."
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"It inflates your... your intestine like a balloon, and that..."
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"I'll need your red-line reductions by midday."
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"Okay. Midday."
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"And if you can't do it, it'll be done for you."
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"Some manners would be nice."
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"Excuse me?"
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"What?"
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"Thank you very much, Miss, uh..."
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"- [door slams] - Hmm."
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"Wow, what a pill."
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"They better not cancel my Mars mission."
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"Dr. Chan and I personally birthed that project."
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"I'm... It's not gonna... It's fine."
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"Not to mention there is an astronaut up there halfway to Mars."
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"What do I tell him?"
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""Hey, Captain Lancaster, you know the bone mass you lost"
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"traveling through space alone for nine months?""
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""Well, it was all for nothing. Enjoy your osteoporosis.""
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"I know, I know, I know, Adrian."
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"We just need to be specific and surgical about our cuts, that's all."
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"[door opens]"
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"That woman just took my prescription office chair."
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"Who gives a lab rat's ass about your office chair, Brad?"
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"Well, it was specifically designed to support my testis."
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"You can use a regular office chair for your testis, Brad."
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"You're not a Fabergé egg."
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"Look, we just have to find ways to pinch pennies."
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"Okay. Well, here's a perfect example."
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"3D printers for on-site rover repair. That can be cut."
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"Sure, let's cut those, because it's not like we're doing rocket science here."
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"Right? Oh, wait, it is. Or it was."
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"I don't know if this helps or not,"
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"but my aunt pees in the dark to save on her light bill."
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"Doesn't help."
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"[scoffs]"
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"You bought a stock? Do you even know anything about stocks?"
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"[girl on phone] Not a thing."
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"My boyfriend told me about it, and I made almost two grand in one day."
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"And I didn't have to do anything."
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"Really?"
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"That sounds a little too good to be true."
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"But then again,"
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"being paid to do nothing is actually my dream job."
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"My boyfriend says you have to buy in now while it's cheap."
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"How much do I have to invest?"
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"Just depends on how rich you wanna get. Takes money to make money."
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"I could use my college fund."
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"Oh, that's a great idea."
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"Is it?"
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"Okay. I think the data supports a wide range of interpretations."
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"If we look back at quadrant one here, when you see the..."
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"Stocks. What do we think? Like, they're good for you, right?"
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"Uh, what?"
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"Oh. Oh, sorry. Am I interrupting something?"
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"[Chan] Well..."
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"Rocket stuff?"
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"No. We're trying to figure out if Angela's into me or not."
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"Yeah, you know what? I definitely don't like these numbers."
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"Your ratio of text to response is five to one."
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"Yeah, maybe it's the emojis you're using."
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"Well, see, I don't use emojis. I use emoticons."
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"See how cute this one is?"
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"Uh, well, no one uses emoticons anymore."
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"Really?"
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"Mm-mm."
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"Why didn't anyone tell me?"
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"All these brainiacs, and nobody told me nobody uses emoticons anymore?"
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"I look like an idiot out here."
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"- Wait. So you and Angela are like dating? - That's what we're trying to figure out."
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"Let me walk everyone through the timeline one more time. Okay?"
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"So, Angela returns from the moon,"
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"we kiss, and we spend the night in the hotel room."
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"And, you know, we fool around, things are going great, and then boom."
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"For some mysterious reason, she ghosts me."
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"Which hotel?"
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"[both] Mm-hmm."
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"Courtyard by Marriott."
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"- I'm a Bonvoy Rewards member. - [both] Mmm."
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"What? Does she think I'm cheap?"
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"[both sigh]"
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"I upgraded the room with points. I got the Garden View."
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"I mean, it's a junior executive suite."
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"I couldn't get the Executive executive suite."
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"That's just too much money. I can't afford that."
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"And then we got the continental breakfast..."
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"D-D-Dude. You're spinning like OJ 287."
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"[all chuckle]"
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"Jeez. It's a quasar. It's the fastest rotating object in the universe."
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"That's so cool."
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"Yeah. Oh."
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"- Yep. [sighs] - Oh."
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"- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm."
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"Uh-huh."
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"You're overthinking it."
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"Focus up. Focus up, please."
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"Eyes over here."
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