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Clips from Space Force (2020) - Budget Cuts (S02E02)

"What I have in my hands right now, press schedule, all right?"
Space Force (2020)
"Now, as you know, Space Force is very much under the microscope."
Space Force (2020)
"The press has a love-hate relationship with us."
Space Force (2020)
""What does that mean, Tony?" Let me explain it to you."
Space Force (2020)
"They love to hate us, and they hate to love us."
Space Force (2020)
"So we all have to be on the same exact page"
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"about how we're gonna answer questions about what happened on the moon."
Space Force (2020)
"Right. Like, "Hey, Space Force,"
Space Force (2020)
"did y'all almost start a moon war with China?""
Space Force (2020)
"Exactly. But... But did we though?"
Space Force (2020)
"- Yeah. - Yes."
Space Force (2020)
"Or... was there "a brief communication breakdown,"
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"but with diplomacy and cooperation,"
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"both nations worked together to return home to Earth"?"
Space Force (2020)
"Womp-womp!"
Space Force (2020)
"That, my friend in the biz, is what we call a spin. [chortles]"
Space Force (2020)
"So do we tell the press what happened to my bird?"
Space Force (2020)
"Absolutely not."
Space Force (2020)
"That bird is the bird from the moon."
Space Force (2020)
"Eddie never killed or ate any living thing."
Space Force (2020)
"I don't regret it. I'd do it again."
Space Force (2020)
"What's going on with that bird after the show?"
Space Force (2020)
"You're not gonna eat that bird because that bird is Pella's precious pet."
Space Force (2020)
"I have no connection to this bird."
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"Our relationship is a lie."
Space Force (2020)
"You got 30 minutes to make it true. Is that enough time?"
Space Force (2020)
"No."
Space Force (2020)
"Okay. Remember our mantra, everybody."
Space Force (2020)
"Whatever happened on the moon..."
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"stays on the moon."
Space Force (2020)
"Wow! Whatever happens on the moon..."
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"[all] ...stays on the moon."
Space Force (2020)
"Great. This is what's gonna happen now."
Space Force (2020)
"We're gonna go through some practice questions. I'll play the press."
Space Force (2020)
"- Are you ready? - Yeah."
Space Force (2020)
"One person. Are you ready?"
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"- [flatly] Yes, let's do it. - I'm so ready."
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"You, sir, in the back."
Space Force (2020)
"Oh, me? Thank you for calling on me."
Space Force (2020)
"Ron Stimply, National Geographic."
Space Force (2020)
"Quick quest for all you guardians out there."
Space Force (2020)
"Uh, do you know any fun facts about the moon?"
Space Force (2020)
"Uh, yes. Hello. I do, uh, Ron Stimply."
Space Force (2020)
"Yes, that's me. I'm Ron Stimply."
Space Force (2020)
"The moon always shows the Earth the same face."
Space Force (2020)
"Oh my! Very fun. I love how into it you are."
Space Force (2020)
"Now is the time where I will ask other people that same question. You, sir."
Space Force (2020)
"Well, it's flat, Ron."
Space Force (2020)
"No, of course it's not. It is round."
Space Force (2020)
"So is a pizza."
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"But it is also flat."
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"Just trust me. I've eaten one."
Space Force (2020)
"I'm glad someone finally said what we're all thinking."
Space Force (2020)
"- Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah."
Space Force (2020)
"Okay, there's been a change of plans. Listen up."
Space Force (2020)
"Only Angela and the bird are going to be meeting the press."
Space Force (2020)
"- Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. - No!"
Space Force (2020)
"- Don't know that I can be alone. - Gotta push my cameo."
Space Force (2020)
"General Naird believes, and I believe as well,"
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"Angela Ali, that is the future of Space Force."
Space Force (2020)
"She is the next "shero" in our great American "herstory.""
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"I don't think this is such a good idea."
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"Remember, I was the one who said, "It's good to be Black on the moon.""
Space Force (2020)
"- Remember that? - Yeah."
Space Force (2020)
"And America ate it up like a meth-sprinkled,"
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"deep-fried Snickers bar you get at a state fair."
Space Force (2020)
"Angela, you're a queen."
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"You're America's queen."
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"Wear your crown."
Space Force (2020)
"I spent $600 on a makeover."
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"And you look beautiful."
Space Force (2020)
"Move that right out."
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"[soft marching tune plays]"
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"Please put that printer in my car."
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"- What else are they taking next? - [sighs]"
Space Force (2020)
"This is bullshit."
Space Force (2020)
"Ah, NASA. You say NASA? Ah, of course, NASA."
Space Force (2020)
"Nerds of Average Science Ability."
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"[man] Yeah, well, Adrian, a little birdie told me"
Space Force (2020)
"that your budget has been cut in half."
Space Force (2020)
"Fuck you."
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"[man] Fuck you."
Space Force (2020)
"Fuck you!"
Space Force (2020)
"- Fuck y... - [hangs up]"
Space Force (2020)
"Anyway..."
Space Force (2020)
"Well, this room is a big energy suck."
Space Force (2020)
"Well, what do you expect? I had to let go a third of my science team this morning."
Space Force (2020)
"Good news. Anybody hungry? Because I sprung for lunch."
Space Force (2020)
"Hope you brought your "McAppetites.""
Space Force (2020)
"What about lunches from the executive dining room?"
Space Force (2020)
"The executive dining room's gone, so we're gonna brown-bag it."
Space Force (2020)
"But I ordered blackened Cajun salmon with cranberry vinaigrette."
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"Look, everybody, I know that it's tough."
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"I know that you are all sacrificing, but..."
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"let me tell you a little story."
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"- My parents were having a tough year. - [rattling]"
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"And I knew there were going to be no presents under the tree that Christmas."
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"So, Christmas morning, what did my dad do?"
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"My dad got down,"
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"and he crawled under the tree."
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"[sad violin music playing]"
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"And then my mom crawled under the tree. And then I crawled under the tree."
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"And the three of us lay there, under the tree,"
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"presents to one another."
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"Looking up at all those dead branches."
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"And it was depressing. And awful."
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"But still, within that, there was a beauty."
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"And that is the kind of spirit I am looking for here at Space Force."
Space Force (2020)
"Two points."
Space Force (2020)
"Uh, it's March,"
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"and that story's very alarming."
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"Even when my parents were broke, they still put something under the tree."
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"One year, we couldn't afford a karaoke machine,"
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"and they still bought me a four-dollar plastic mic from CVS."
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"- Nice. - You got McNuggets, you spoiled brat."
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"Stand down, Brad."
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"I would like to hear a "Space Force spirit" on three."
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"One, two, three."
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"[Brad and Mark] Space Force spirit!"
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"Ah."
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