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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar's Ulcer (S01E01)

"you'd want one with a martini?"
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"No, thanks."
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"They go great with milk."
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"Remember the part in Lust in the Suburbs"
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"where the pilot puts the plane"
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"on automatic pilot... I made them."
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"Yes, it's good."
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"The ladyfingers."
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"You know, the part where he walks"
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"in the passenger section just with his raincoat."
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"You made them?"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"I didn't think anybody made ladyfingers."
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"Oh, there are a few of us left."
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"What time is it?"
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"What time is it?"
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"It's early, that's what time it is."
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"Felix, I want some more milk."
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"Would you come in the kitchen"
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"and show me how?"
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"He sure must like milk."
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"Excuse me."
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"I guess you could get hooked"
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"on anything nowadays."
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"What are you trying to do to me?"
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"What, what, what?"
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"I don't want any milk."
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"I'm out there. I'm pitching my heart out."
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"I've got them talking about Lust in the Suburbs."
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"You know what that means."
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"You blow it all with ladyfingers!"
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"I didn't mean... Look, look."
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"Look, you're doing it to me."
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"I don't want any milk, I want affection."
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"The minute I know"
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"whether it's gonna be yes or no with Marilyn,"
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"my stomach will be okay."
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"So stay out of the way with your recipes."
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"Shh."
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"Where's your milk?"
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"I decided against it."
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"Two glasses, I turn into an animal."
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"I dig lies."
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"They're so plastic."
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"Yeah, where were we in our discussion"
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"about Lust in the Suburbs?"
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"You certainly have a one-track mind."
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"I'm talking about literature."
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"But I'm thinking about your neck."
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"Mr. Madison, I hardly know you."
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"Yeah, but what do you say we get better acquainted?"
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"What is it, Felix?"
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"Oscar, this is wrong. It's wrong."
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"Look at you."
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"You're holding your stomach with one hand,"
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"you're reaching for her with the other."
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"It's partially your fault, too, you know."
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"Mine?"
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"Yes, Oscar is sick."
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"And the suspense is killing him."
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"Felix!"
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"No, we're going to settle this once and for all."
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"You're the one who mentioned uncertainty."
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"Felix!"
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"You can save Oscar a lot of pain if you'll tell him now."
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"Tell him what now?"
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"Yes or no."
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"We better get out of here."
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"Oh, wow."
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"You guys are really smooth."
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"Why don't you put a sign on the door..."
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""yes or no, check one.""
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"A girl likes a little sweet talk first, you know."
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"I mean, it's plastic, but we love it."
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"Felix?"
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"If I could take my hands off my stomach,"
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"I'd strangle you."
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"I was only trying to help."
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"Yeah, thank you..."
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"Ooh... Felix, the philanthropist."
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"Oscar, what am I supposed to do,"
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"watch my best friend destroy himself?"
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"Put yourself in my hands for one week."
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"No way!"
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"One week,"
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"and I guarantee you'll be able to chase"
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"all the girls you want."
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"Felix, you drive a hard bargain."
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"One week, Oscar."
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"One peaceful and serene week."
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"An afternoon with Brahms."
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"You'll love the concert."
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"Gliding on the lake with no distractions."
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"Sorry, Oscar, you know our bargain."
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"No distractions."
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"Now isn't this relaxing?"
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"A leisurely stroll before dinner,"
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"then a nice nap."
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"You can forget all your troubles"
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"and sleep... sleep... sleep."
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"What are you doing now?"
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"Just trying to raise your feet higher than your head."
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"So that you won't have any strain on your heart."
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"This whole week has been a strain on my heart,"
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"to say nothing about my morale and my libido."
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"You haven't had an attack all week, now admit it."
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"I admit it, I admit it."
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"What time are the guys coming for poker?"
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"We're not playing poker tonight."
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"What is it, Christmas Eve?"
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"I just don't want you to get excited."
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"You promised me a whole week, didn't you?"
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"I've got one more day to go."
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"Felix... ooh!"
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"You see, even the thought of poker is more"
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"than your stomach can tolerate."
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"You mean the guys aren't coming?"
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"They're coming, but we won't play poker."
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"We'll have fun."
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"Don't you think it will be fun to have company?"
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