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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar's Ulcer (S01E01)

"I'm warning you, Oscar,"
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"you can't go on this way."
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"Working till all hours..."
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"rushing from here to there..."
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"gulping down your meals..."
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"It's not healthy."
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"Mark my words."
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"It'll catch up with you."
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"How's your stomach?"
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"It hurts, doesn't it?"
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"No, it's okay."
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"But what's with the cafeteria in the middle of a poker game?"
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"It's a buffet."
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"This is a poker game."
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"And so far, you're the only winner."
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"Now, come on, sit down. Let's play."
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"How much do I owe?"
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"I put in for you."
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"Murray, keep your hands off of my chips."
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"He doesn't trust me."
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"Last hand I held worse than this was my wife's."
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"Give me two."
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"Felix, we're five grown men."
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"Why don't you just say, "Let's eat""
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"instead of playing Tinker Bell?"
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"That looks great. I'm out."
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"I'm out."
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"Where did you get that?"
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"It was a wedding gift."
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"I used to call Gloria to dinner with it."
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"I think I will have a bite to eat."
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"If you can get over there on two broken legs."
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"I'm out, okay."
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"It's one of nature's laws."
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"Speed gets hot, everybody gets out."
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"I see you, I... Ooh."
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"Hey, you all right?"
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"Yeah."
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"Your face looks as if it's in a vise."
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"I'm okay! What have you got?"
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"Aces up."
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"Okay."
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"Whew! I think I'm going to lay down."
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"Hey, he looks sick."
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"Ah, he's faking."
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"He always does that when he's winning."
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"No, he's not faking."
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"He folded with a full house."
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"I just turned it on."
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"And I just turned it off."
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"Get back in bed."
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"You're supposed to be sick."
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"I feel better now."
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"You can't feel better. I called the doctor."
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"You know how they are about house calls."
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"I had to tell him it was an emergency."
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"Call them back, tell them you were lying."
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"I feel fine."
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"It's him. Please, at least act sick."
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"I'll never get another doctor to trust me."
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"Felix, doctors mean a great deal to you, don't they?"
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"Yes. Now will you get in bed?"
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"Uh-huh, you see, it does hurt."
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"Oh, I'm all right."
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"But just so you won't look bad,"
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"I'll give you a pain."
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"I'm, I'm Dr. Melnitz."
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"How do you do, Doctor? I'm Felix Unger."
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"I appreciate your coming."
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"It must be the patient."
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"I certainly hope so."
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"This way, Doctor."
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"Hold it, hold it. Slow down a second."
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"I'm not a well man."
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"I've got a nervous condition."
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"My doctor says I've got to take it easy."
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"Your doctor?"
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"Doctors can't have doctors?"
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"Let's just take it easy."
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"Let's see the patient."
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"Oh, I've been in sickrooms before,"
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"but this is a sick room."
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"Are you sure that this room"
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"is part of that clean apartment outside?"
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"I've been too sick to clean up, doc."
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"Where does it hurt?"
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"Right here."
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"You sure it wasn't on the left?"
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"No. No, it's right here."
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"Was it a throbbing kind of pain?"
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"No, it's a short, stabbing kind of pain."
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"You get these pains before you eat, or after?"
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"Before."
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"Sometimes after, too."
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"A couple hours after he eats."
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"You tell me when it hurts."
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"This hurt?"
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"No."
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"No."
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"Would you please wait outside?"
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"Why? What?"
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"Is there something I'm not supposed to know?"
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"I can take it."
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"I want you to leave the room."
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"Can you take that?"
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"Felix, I'm the patient."
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"If it's anything fatal, it's me he'll keep it from,"
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"remember?"
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"Oh, yeah. Oh."
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"I'll, I'll be right outside if you need anything."
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"Well, Doctor?"
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"You know the air is"
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"completely different out here?"
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"How is he, Doctor?"
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"I can't say for sure"
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"until he comes in for further tests."
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"I told your friend that he may have the beginnings of an ulcer."
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"No!"
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"No?"
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"You may be right."
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