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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Oscar's Ulcer (S01E01)

"At this point, your guess is as good as mine."
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"Oh, and one other thing."
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"I won't make another house call unless he cleans his room."
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"Just in the nick of time."
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"Are you trying to commit suicide?"
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"No, but you will be"
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"if you ever do that to me again."
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"I just phoned Dr. Melnitz."
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"Your tests definitely show the beginnings of an ulcer."
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"Good."
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"It's a thrill to know what you're dying of."
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"That's my lunch."
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"No!"
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"This is your lunch."
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"Milk to coat the lining."
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"Creamed corn."
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"Strained spinach."
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"And applesauce."
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"Felix, that's baby food."
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"I know what it is. I bought it."
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"Well, then you also ought to know"
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"that I'm not going to eat it."
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"Oscar, you have the beginnings of an ulcer."
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"That's your body's way of saying to you,"
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""Be good to me, Oscar."
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"Treat me gently or I'll make you pay for it.""
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"My body's beginning to sound an awful lot like my ex-wife."
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"No."
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"Try it."
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"You're out of your mind."
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"Mmm... mmm!"
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"It's delicious. Try it."
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"I'll try it, if you promise"
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"to leave me alone afterwards."
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"Open the doors."
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"Open the doors?"
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"Hey!"
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"Are you Oscar Madison?"
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"That's right. Who are you?"
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"I'm McClosky, Louis Sanchez' trainer."
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"Did you write, "Sanchez moves with all the grace"
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"of a three-legged elephant"?"
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"It's a great line, isn't it?"
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"Listen, you wouldn't know"
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"a three-legged elephant if it stepped on you!"
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"Can you hold this down a bit?"
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"Mr. Madison is having his lunch."
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"Who's he, your nanny?"
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"Felix, stay out of this."
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"Listen, you got a complaint, get yourself a crayon"
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"and write a letter to the editor."
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"It's guys like you that give the fight game a bad name."
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"Want to help the fight game?"
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"Get your boy into another racket!"
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"Aah!"
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"Maybe he'll become a sportswriter."
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"Oh, very funny!"
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"Out, out, you bum!"
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"Stubborn, pigheaded man."
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"Oh, he's a creep."
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"You!"
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"This whole office is filled"
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"with such disorganization and tension."
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"That's the reason you've got pain."
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"No, Felix."
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"You're the reason I have pain."
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"The whole point in these cases is to avoid excitement."
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"I think we should cancel our date with the girls tonight."
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"They're very exciting."
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"Felix, the kind of excitement the girls give me,"
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"I can live with."
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"The kind of excitement you give me,"
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"I'm not very sure."
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"Good-bye, Felix."
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"Good-bye!"
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"I sense you're in no mood"
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"to discuss this intelligently."
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"Drink your milk, it's good for you."
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"Here we go."
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"We do have neighbors."
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"We can only have a short one."
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"We're working girls, you know."
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"Anything you say, but I thought"
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"it'd be better to have a drink up here"
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"than in that crummy bar."
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"I like bars."
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"They're so plastic."
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"Yeah, come on in, come on in."
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"Hmm, this room has definite possibilities."
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"Sit down, sit down. What'll you have?"
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"A double scotch on the rocks."
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"A vodka martini, and no olive."
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"Unless it's dietetic."
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"I've been watching my figure."
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"So have I."
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"Felix, that's a double scotch on the rocks"
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"and a vodka martini with a dietetic olive."
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"Will you get the drinks for the girls"
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"while I get to know them better?"
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"Will you get the drinks for the girls, Felix?"
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"What do you think of the place?"
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"I'd say this room does have possibilities."
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"Wouldn't you, Marilyn?"
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"It has a lot more possibilities"
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"since you girls got here."
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"I read the most interesting book in the world last week."
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"Lust in the Suburbs."
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"You read that book?"
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"Every filthy word."
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"Party time."
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"My martini!"
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"Yes, with a dietetic olive."
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"What's this?"
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"It looks like milk."
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"You're having milk, Oscar."
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"I feel like a lush drinking liquor"
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"while you're drinking milk."
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"Well, here's to a great evening."
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"Oh, are those ladyfingers?"
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"Mm-hmm, I don't suppose"
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