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Clips from Veep - Some New Beginnings (S03E03)

"You're not a campaign manager yet."
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"- We'll see. - And I'm very disappointed"
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"(LOUDLY) you have kept a secret spare phone, Dan."
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"And I likewise am disappointed that you have not."
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"Amateur."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Just one second, please."
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"(WHISPERING) So, these rumors, right?"
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"I'm getting Maddox. What are you getting?"
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"I'm not getting a huge amount, if I'm being honest."
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"- Hey, Richard, no offense... - None taken."
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"- You're a catastrophe. - Okay."
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"Okay. So, now, you need to call Mike."
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"You got to get to the bottom of this. Immediately. Right now."
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"(RINGTONE PLAYING)"
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"It's the vice president."
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"- Hey, ma'am. - Oh, hang on, Mike."
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"No disrespect meant. It's the title."
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"- It is a little confusing. - No, it isn't."
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"- It's Mike. - Could you deal with this..."
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"- ...wonderfully honest woman? - Sure will."
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"- Uh, Mike? - Hello, ma'am?"
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"Listen, have you had a chance to talk to any of the press guys?"
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"Yes, it is a wonderful day today."
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"Look, you maybe want to say hello to Wendy real quick?"
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"Oh, yeah, I'd love to speak to Wendy... very briefly."
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"It's the Vice President of the United States."
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"- WENDY: Hello? - Hi, Wendy."
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"Congratulations."
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"Oh, thank you so much, Madam Vice President."
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"- You've met her, you can call her ma'am. - Ma'am."
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"Yeah, such a happy day for both of you."
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"It happened so fast. Mike just makes me laugh."
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"As a matter of fact, the first time we met,"
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"I was carrying this cheese Danish and..."
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"Then you got married. And I love that story."
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"Sorry I couldn't be there."
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"Oh, it's no problem. You're in Iowa,"
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"and, you know, you have to suckle Iowa."
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"- If anybody knows, I know. - She's at a book signing."
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"How is your book signing going, ma'am?"
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"Oh, it's going spectacularly well."
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"We've got a great team working here."
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"Listen, is Mike still there?"
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"- Um... Mike is not. - Okay. Bye-bye. Thanks."
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"- Fuck. - Hey, ma'am? Hey, it's Gar..."
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"- Oh, got to go. - Going back in the bowl."
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"REPORTER: Strong rumors today there may be"
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"a major announcement coming from the Defense Department..."
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"Okay, Defense Secretary Maddox has slipped his leash."
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"REPORTER: ..Maddox has so far refused to comment..."
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"Somebody get me actual intel from the Pentagon."
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"I feel like I'm Joe Public here..."
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"I know nothing. And I don't like that feeling."
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"Would you like to go for dinner with us later?"
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"No."
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"- What's your favorite word? - Next!"
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Do you think I offended her?"
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"- Can you write To Alice... - Mm-hmm."
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"...this is to get you back?"
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"I think I need to decompress"
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"- just for a few seconds. - Absolutely."
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"Understood, I'm brain-dead just watching you."
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"I'm going back to the hotel."
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"Absolutely. What shall I tell these people?"
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"Gary just usually makes up an excuse."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president has to step out for a moment"
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"to take a phone call with a senator."
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"Mm-hmm. He's having a big problem."
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"Um... pfft! It's..."
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"I will be back very soon. Thank you so much."
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"Okay?"
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"Whew."
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"Oh, God."
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"Love is patient, love is kind."
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"It is not jealous, is not pompous..."
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"(FAINT BUZZING)"
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"It is not inflated, it is not rude..."
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"(FAINT BUZZING)"
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"It does not seek its own interests..."
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"(BUZZING)"
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"It is not quick-tempered, it does not brood over injury,"
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"it does not rejoice over wrongdoing."
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"Love bears all things, believes all things..."
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"(STAMMERS) sends... love... ends... Love never ends."
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"Ahem."
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"Oh, my God."
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"I will love you more today than yesterday,"
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"but you are always all of my tomorrows."
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"Oh!"
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"I am but a satellite"
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"caught in the gravity of your planet, Wendy."
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"(THUMPS)"
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"I was headed for the fall"
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"when you, Michael, gave me back my spring."
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"(THUMPS)"
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"My official statement to the press reads thus..."
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"We are in love, come celebrate."
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"- (KNOCKING ON DOOR) - BEN: Stand aside, asshole."
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"- SELINA: Ben? - RICHARD: You catch more flies with honey"
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"than with bad language."
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"- SELINA: Hi, Ben! - The Chief of Staff of the President."
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"Get out of the way, or I'll fucking inhale you."
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"Good to see your friendly-ish face-ish!"
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"- Who? - Oh, it's nothing."
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"Listen, you need to get me some Advil,"
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"'cause I got some people in here."
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"- Okay? - Consider it done."
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"Do you have a preference on water? Because I'm all about Fiji."
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"You dress is open."
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"- Oh...! - Wow. The Elk Suite!"
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"Yeah."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I'm on my way to Congressman Cowgill's funeral."
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"Oh, right. Poor Rick Cowgill."
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"God, he was a four-foot- 11-inch stick of dynamite."
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"A great man inside a small man."
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"Stick one of those in Ricky's hand,"
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"he would have looked like an average-sized man."
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