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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Patriot Games (S06E06)

"Mrs. Daniels says my projects have too much glitter."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, well, she needs a mr. Daniels,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because a project can't have too much pizzazz."
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"It's a report on the potato famine."
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"I'm -- I'm sorry. Do irish tears not sparkle?"
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"Okay. Okay. Sorry."
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"Longinus, jotham. Oh, hey."
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"Hi. Oh, hi, guys. What's up?"
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"Oh, nothing, just picking up supplies to make signs"
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"For the big protest. Yes."
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"Oh, right. Right, yes. Mm-hmm."
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"Uh, uh, w-- and which big protest is --"
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"We're picketing the jai alai lounge"
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"For obvious reasons. Obviously."
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"Obviously. Obviously, yes."
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"What reasons, daddy?"
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"Um, well, jotham, y-you tell her."
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"It makes me so angry, I can't even say it out loud."
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"So upset."
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"All we know is the jai alai lounge"
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"Has the single best burger in the country... Oh, my god."
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"...If not the universe."
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"The jai alai burger is 1/4-pound... 1/3."
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"...Prime angus,"
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"Uh, fresh, crispy lettuce... Butter lettuce."
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"...A sauce delivered from heaven..."
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"From kansas city."
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"...All on a perfectly toasted, fresh-baked bun."
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"With sesame seeds."
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"I wanted to have it as our wedding cake."
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"Maybe for your next one. Hmm?"
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"So, who's this "we" that's picketing?"
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"Every week, a group of us get together"
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"To protest those who have been holding back the gay cause."
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"Why haven't we ever been invited?"
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"[ clears throat ] it's just that you're not that..."
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"Political. Mm."
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"Uh, um, you know, ever since..."
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"He knows I can see, right?"
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"We are very, very political people."
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"Yes, we were just discussing... Mm-hmm."
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"...The potato famine of ireland. Yes."
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"I haven't had a potato in four years."
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"Well, if you're honestly interested,"
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"We'll be out there on Saturday at noon."
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"You should come join us."
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"We will. Yep. With bells."
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"Yeah. That's just -- that's an expression. Oh, gosh."
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"[ chuckles ] these are for lily's project"
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"On the potato famine, actually. [ bells thud, jingle ]"
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"Oh, okay. Bye. [ chuckles ] well, all right."
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"Cameron: See ya, guys. Mitchell: Bye."
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"See ya Saturday, guys. Yeah, good to see you."
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"Oh, my god. Can you believe that?"
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"Yeah, he's a little hippy"
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"For somebody that doesn't eat potatoes."
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"-- Captions by vitac --"
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"¶¶¶"
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"[ squealing ]"
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"We were called into principal brown's office"
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"One week before alex's graduation."
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"That can mean only one of two things."
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"Either she's gonna be valedictorian"
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"Or they're giving an award for sexiest dad."
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"We're very proud of alex."
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"[ squealing ] honey."
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"[ squealing stops ] I'm sorry."
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"I just feel like my whole life has been building up to this point."
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"I know. Oh."
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"Hello, dunphys. Hey. Hi."
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"So nice to be able to give you"
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"Some good news in one of these meetings."
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"How is haley, by the way?"
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"So sorry we're late. We --"
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"What's she doing here? What's he doing here?"
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"Well, alex and sanjay,"
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"After four years of spirited competition,"
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"I am very pleased to tell you"
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"That you are the pali high class of 2015 --"
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"Ooh -- co-valedictorians!"
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"That's amazing! Yes! Oh!"
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"Couldn't be more proud of the both of you, huh?"
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"What do you mean -- co-valedictorians?"
Modern Family (2009)
""co" is the latin prefix for "together.""
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"But really, what do you mean -- co-valedictorians?"
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"Well, I thought there might be some aggressive questions"
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"That, uh, made me nervous, and so I wrote down my remarks."
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"Uh... [ clears throat ]"
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"No, I'm not trying to ruin your lives."
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"It's just that your gpas are tied"
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"To the thousandth of a decimal point."
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"But my gpa's 4.645923. My gpa's 4.645923."
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"She got an "a-" on the french final."
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"He got an "a-" on an english paper."
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"Oh. No."
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"This is a nightmare. Worst day of my life."
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"Guys, we should be celebrating."
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"This is literally a win/win."
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"I didn't work my whole life for a tie."
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"[ scoffs ]"
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"No offense, principal brown, but you were a teaching major."
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"I'd like to check the gpas myself."
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"Have at it."
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"What is it with these two?"
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"I agree with them. Ties are un-american."
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"Would you be happy if the super bowl ended in a tie?"
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"Yes! There'd be twice as many parades!"
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"There must be some way to determine"
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"Who the best student is."
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"Well, unfortunately,"
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"All the final exams and the papers are in."
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"Grades are closed."
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"[ sighs ] not all the grades."
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"Well, well, well..."
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"Looks like the janitor finally fixed my chair."
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"What are you guys all doing here?"
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"What are the last two states to be admitted into the union?"
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"Alaska and hawaii."
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"Name two cabinet-level positions."
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"That's easy."
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