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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Patriot Games (S06E06)

"They -- they guilt us into doing something,"
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"And then they bail."
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"They did it at pepper's new year's steve party."
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"Yeah, everybody had to dress as a famous steve."
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"Steve austin. Steve martin."
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"They bailed, and we got stuck in a room full of sondheims."
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"[ groans ] ¶ how are you doing? ¶"
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"¶ my name is steve ¶"
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"Hi. Excuse me."
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"Table for two? No, no."
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"God no. [ chuckles ] um, have there been"
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"Any protesters out front this afternoon?"
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"Oh, the gay thing? Not today."
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"Oh, of course. We rush around all morning --"
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"I haven't eaten breakfast -- and -- and for nothing."
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"And it couldn't smell any better in here."
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"We do have a table. No, thank you."
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"No, we're not gonna compromise our principles just for..."
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"[ sniffs ]"
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"We'll take a booth away from the window."
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"In back. Something in back?"
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"This way. Yeah. Okay. Yeah?"
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"Oh, my god. She's still going."
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"I know, remember how winded she used to get"
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"Hauling around "ulysses" in the third grade?"
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"She's surprisingly graceful for being so uncoordinated."
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"I know. I was hoping to get a funny video of her falling."
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"But I don't think it's gonna happen."
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"My playlist ended two minutes ago. I heard all that."
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"Honey, I know we were all just saying it before,"
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"But you could actually win this thing."
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"I wasn't just saying it. I will win."
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"Nothing is going to -- ohh!"
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"[ thud ] oh. There it is."
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"[ groans ]"
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"[ colombian music plays ]"
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"Hey. What's going on here?"
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"I'm making sancocho."
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"Yeah. You got your little colombian music going, huh?"
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"I know. So beautiful."
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"Javier got to you, didn't he?"
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"[ chuckling ] no."
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"Maybe a little bit."
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"Gloria, don't listen to him. Get rid of that squirrel stew."
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"[ music stops ] I got a few special things here"
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"To help celebrate you becoming an american."
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"Look. Kobe steaks."
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"Bottle of scotch. Cigars."
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"You know that none of that is made in america."
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"Buying them all was the american part."
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"Jay, I'm not in the mood."
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"I am having some doubts. Okay."
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"You listened to javier. Now listen to me."
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"Do you know why I want you to become an american citizen?"
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"Because I fought for this country."
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"My father fought for this country."
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"Because this country's all about freedom and opportunity,"
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"And I want you to share in that 100%."
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"You're right. I want that, too. I'm so sorry."
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"Hey, you're just a little scared."
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"I know what will help you feel better."
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"We'll fire up some steaks, we'll pour a little wine,"
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"You pop into those short shorts,"
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"I chase you around the living room --"
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"That type of thing. [ chuckles ]"
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"Hey, mom."
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"Um, I got invited"
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"To my friend billy's house for dinner tonight."
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"Don't worry. We're not gonna eat this. We're gonna eat steak."
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"Oh, good. There's no billy."
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"Why the sudden change in menu?"
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"Well, I was having some doubts, but jay made me feel better."
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"He told me the reason why he wants me to be an american."
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"Oh, those long lines."
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"What long lines? The customs line."
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"Oh, jay hates them when we come back from cabo."
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"What?"
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"That son of a bitch wants me to turn my back on my homeland"
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"For an airport line?"
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"You know, I should at least make an appearance at billy's."
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"[ doorbell rings ]"
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"[ birds chirping ]"
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"Sanjay. What are you doing here?"
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"What are those?"
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"Ankle weights."
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"Okay. Wrist weights."
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"Why are you here?"
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"Look, uh, tomorrow, it's all gonna be over,"
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"Everything we've been working for since we started school."
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"So, I-I wanted to come by and say thanks."
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"I'm not a doctor yet,"
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"But it seems like you're having some sort of brain episode."
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"No, I'm serious. Thank you for pushing me."
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"You know how hard it's been to keep up with you my whole life?"
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"Uh, I have my gpa because of you."
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"I got into stanford because of you."
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"[ chuckles ]"
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"I'll admit I did spend about a few hundred extra hours"
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"Trying to be better than you."
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"I'm gonna miss this when we go to college."
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"Yeah, I guess I'll miss this, too."
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"I like you."
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"Okay."
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"I mean like-like,"
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"Like how pierre curie liked marie curie."
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"Oh."
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"I'm sorry. I-I went too far."
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"You smell pretty. I should go."
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"[ rapid, heavy footsteps depart ]"
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"Where's alex? I made her a smoothie."
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"Might have made it a little too healthy."
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"Why are we so focused on helping alex win"
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"When we could be working on making sanjay lose?"
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"Talk to me. Okay, is there a manhole on the track,"
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"Because it's kind of important to my plan."
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"Okay, that was weird. Sanjay was just here."
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"He said that the best part of high school"
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"Was our competition, and..."
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"That he liked me."
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"Oh, honey. [ clicks tongue ]"
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