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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Patriot Games (S06E06)

"Gloria delgado-pritchett."
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"You still have his last name. You're both colombians."
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"When you and I come back to the country,"
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"We have to wait in separate lines"
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"Like we're not even in the same family."
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"I don't know."
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"I guess I just thought that if you committed to america,"
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"In some weird way, you'd be recommitting to me."
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"That's the longest you've ever been quiet,"
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"And it's terrifying."
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"I know nobody asked for my advice --"
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"Yet you're talking."
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"I agree with jay. Let's hear him out."
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"Don't do this for him, mom."
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"You're all over the place."
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"But you also shouldn't worry about what dad thinks."
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"I think you should become a citizen"
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"Because even back when we were alone in our apartment,"
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"This is what you always wanted."
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"Remember sitting by the window,"
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"Watching reruns of "miami vice" on the neighbor's tv,"
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"And all the bad guys were caught"
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"And all the policemen had those -- those nice cars?"
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"We used to watch that"
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"And think what an amazing country this was."
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"Did a little research."
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"If mom isn't a citizen when jay "moves on to a better place,""
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"We could be looking at a pretty hefty estate tax."
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"I don't want to sound insensitive,"
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"But I have acquired a real taste for truffles."
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"All right, kids, four laps."
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"First one to finish wins."
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"It's not rocket science, unfortunately for you,"
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"Because I think you'd find that easier."
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"[ laughs ]"
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"You nervous?"
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"Come on, alex! You can do it!"
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"I ran six miles the morning you were born!"
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"You came out of the womb ready for this!"
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"Sanjay! Your 115 cousins are rooting for you!"
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"Why are you ignoring me?"
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"All right, on your mark."
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"Look. I didn't mean to weird you out yesterday."
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"Stop it. I'm not falling for these little mind games."
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"Get set. It's not a game."
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"It's how I feel. I said enough, sanjay."
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"[ whistle blows ] vish: Run, sanjay!"
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"Claire: What's happening? He must know something we don't."
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"Stop running, alex! It's a trap!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"I was telling the truth yesterday."
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"I don't care if I lose valedictorian"
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"If it'll prove that I really like you."
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"Are -- are you serious?"
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"Yes."
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"Please don't laugh at me."
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"I'm -- I'm feeling very exposed with my skinny legs."
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"[ chuckles ] I-I like your legs."
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"You do?"
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"Well... I love your hair."
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"And your smile."
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"And the way you roll your beautiful brown eyes"
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"When someone gets an answer wrong."
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"[ chuckles ]"
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"I don't understand what's going on."
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"Why isn't he running?"
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"We spent $1,200"
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"On a skype session with usain bolt."
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"Uh, I feel like we're about to kiss."
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"Are we about to kiss, 'cause I've never really --"
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"Oh, my god. They're kissing."
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"Sanjay! What are you doing?!"
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"Get away from her!"
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"Oh, it's so cute. [ whimpers ]"
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"He seems quite skilled at it."
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"Okay, that's enough."
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"I-I think -- I think we can dial it back."
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"So, co-valedictorians it is."
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"I missed a tile demo at home depot for this,"
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"But good for you."
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"[ patriotic music plays ] announcer: This is a land"
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"Where people of vastly different cultures"
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"Are brought together by their willingness to work hard"
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"And their desire to succeed."
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"I'm a better kisser than you are."
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"You're joking, right? I'm actually destroying you."
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"This is a land made great"
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"By people standing up for what they believe."
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"What are you doing? Um, you know what?"
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"I have decided that we -- we cannot eat these curly fries."
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"Ba-ba-ba! Shake it."
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"The container, cam."
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"This is a beacon of freedom."
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"Welcome to the United States of america."
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"That's your wife?"
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"Pretty great country, huh?"
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"Okay. You ready to begin?"
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"Yes. [ sniffs ]"
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"The United States government has how many branches?"
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"Three. Correct."
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"What color are the stars on the american flag?"
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"White, but I feel like it's my duty to tell you"
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"That you have a flag right behind you,"
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"So probably you need to ask me another question."
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"No need. Congratulations, you passed."
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"What? That's it? Two questions?"
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"And I have a cheat flag? That's all it takes?"
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"Yep, you'll get an official letter in the mail"
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"With the details of your oath ceremony."
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"Do you know how long I've been studying for this?"
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"You're robbing me of the feeling of achievement."
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"Ask me another question, and a hard one this time."
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"But you already passed -- do it."
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"Okay."
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"How many members of congress are there?"
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"You know what? It's too late. You already said that I passed."
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"Okay, lily. I got the list of what you need for your project."
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"Uh, glitter glue... Okay."
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"...Glitter dots... Mm-hmm."
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"...Glitter...Paper."
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