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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Patriot Games (S06E06)

"What?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Doesn't the timing seem a little suspicious to you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Maybe, but he seemed really genuine."
Modern Family (2009)
"Classic psychological warfare."
Modern Family (2009)
"I didn't realize it happened outside of cheerleading."
Modern Family (2009)
"Think about it, sweetie."
Modern Family (2009)
"Has he ever said anything nice to you before?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No."
Modern Family (2009)
"Not even when I break out my fun blazer."
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"[ gasps ] [ groans ]"
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"Oh, my god."
Modern Family (2009)
"What is wrong with me?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I can't believe I let him get in my head."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, he is going down."
Modern Family (2009)
"Tomorrow, sanjay patel begins a lifetime of second best."
Modern Family (2009)
"Enjoy your hydrox cookies"
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"And your silver medal, mr. Vice president!"
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"You go, girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do we have any cookies?"
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"Gloria."
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"[ bad texas accent ] howdy, hubby."
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"How about some grub before we turn on the nascar?"
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"I'm not gonna lie, I like where this is going."
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"But, uh...I'm not sure I'm supposed to."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ain't this what you wanted?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The perfect american wife"
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"To make your life more convenient?"
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"Do you think that's an american accent?"
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"[ normal voice ] from texas."
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"Manny told me that you want me to give up my heritage"
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"So that you don't have to wait in line at the airport."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, I got to stop talking to that kid when I'm drinking."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I'm not gonna do it."
Modern Family (2009)
"So say goodbye to your little american wife."
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"Man, those shorts really take the sting"
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"Out of getting yelled at."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, my god, that burger was so good,"
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"I feel like I just cheated on you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, I heard the moaning. Are we terrible people?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't think we are. Look, hear -- hear me out."
Modern Family (2009)
"By eating those burgers, we denied them"
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"From the sort of narrow-minded homophobes"
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"That would come to a restaurant like this."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, I don't totally follow, but I like where you ended up."
Modern Family (2009)
"I-I'm just saying that we did the right thing by coming here,"
Modern Family (2009)
"And I feel like -- oh, god, gays."
Modern Family (2009)
"All: We're here! We're queer!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We don't support corporations that contribute to super pacs"
Modern Family (2009)
"Which don't support healthcare coverage for same-sex partners!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, right. We're here..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right. Right. That's why we're boycotting this place."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right."
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"All: We're here! We're queer!"
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"How are we supposed to fall in without them noticing?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, it's just like double dutch."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just find the rhythm and jump in. Go, go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Right now? Yeah. We're here! We're queer!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We don't support corporations that contribute to super pacs"
Modern Family (2009)
"Which don't support healthcare coverage for same-sex partners!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We're here! We're queer!"
Modern Family (2009)
"We don't support corporations that contribute to super pacs"
Modern Family (2009)
"Which don't support..."
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"Hey, you came!"
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"Well, well, well. What a surprise."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know why this is a surprise."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're very political people."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, there's not a week that goes by"
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"That we're not deeply entrenched"
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"In the issues that face our community."
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"Ohh. Deeply. Deeply."
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"And this whole, um, super pac thing... Super pac."
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"Ohh. ...It's -- it is infuriating."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mr. Pritchett, you forgot your cellphone inside. Thank you. Thank you."
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"See, uh, before you guys got here,"
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"We went in there,"
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"And we demanded a refund for our gift cards."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, we went into the belly of the beast. So...Yes, we did."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sir, you forgot your food to go. Thank you."
Modern Family (2009)
"And fed your bellies. How could you?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, before you get all superior,"
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"We hadn't eaten since breakfast."
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"It's a quarter to 1:00."
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"That's what I'm saying."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mitchell: Okay, you know what? Yes."
Modern Family (2009)
"We went in there with the best of intentions,"
Modern Family (2009)
"And we stumbled, but who amongst us hasn't?"
Modern Family (2009)
"And, okay, isn't that what we're fighting for -- yes."
Modern Family (2009)
"...The freedom to fall short of perfection"
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"And still be judged by the same standard as everyone else? That."
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"Thank you. No."
Modern Family (2009)
"Didn't you hear our chant? It was really quite clear."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's quite long. You know, look."
Modern Family (2009)
"We want to be socially responsible. We do."
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"We want to do the right thing. [ sighs ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"But it's hard to keep track... So hard."
Modern Family (2009)
"...Of all the companies that we like"
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"And that we don't like. Don't like."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ sighs ] we're -- we're just trying to make it in this world,"
Modern Family (2009)
"Raise our daughter, get her to her soccer game."
Modern Family (2009)
"Ooh. Not youth soccer federation."
Modern Family (2009)
"'cause if it's youth soccer federation --"
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"I don't want to know. Oh, my god!"
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what? Sh-shame! Shame!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Shame! Shame on you."
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"You are no better than the people in that restaurant."
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"Come on, cam, let's go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come on. Think they bought it?"
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"Keep your head up. Don't look back."
Modern Family (2009)
"Being right is mostly confidence."
Modern Family (2009)
"[ sighs ]"
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, look. I'm sorry."
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"We good?"
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"Apparently not."
Modern Family (2009)
"Look, complaining about a line at an airport"
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"Is easier than admitting the truth"
Modern Family (2009)
"About why I want you to become a citizen."
Modern Family (2009)
"I guess it still bothers me"
Modern Family (2009)
"That you have all these ties to javier."
Modern Family (2009)
"What ties? What are you talking about?"
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