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Clips from Shiva Baby

"- Why not? - I'm vegetarian."
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"You're killin' me."
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"I've told you so many times."
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"You have not eaten a single thing all day."
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"That's because we just got here."
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"You look like Gwyneth Paltrow on food stamps."
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"- Oh my God. - And not in a good way."
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"You know what Aunt Oz says?"
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"She says she thinks you're anorexic."
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"[suspenseful music]"
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"Danielle."
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"Are you listening to me? Hey, hey."
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"Oh my God."
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"That's Paul and Cheryl Shapiro's nephew."
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"He's so cute."
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"You know what?"
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"He has a cousin that works in publishing."
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"- Maybe he can help you. - Mom, stop."
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"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"- No no no no, let's go. - Mom."
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"We're gonna do this."
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"I don't want to."
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"- Come with me. - I'll go later."
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"- Now. - I didn't eat yet and I'm..."
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"Come on, come on."
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"I'll get his number later."
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"- Now. - Stop."
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"- Now, now, now. - No, Mom."
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"- Now, now. - Mom."
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"The problem is the interest rates and the economy..."
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"Hey, look who's here."
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"Hi, sweetheart."
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"Hey, oh my gosh."
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"Max worked for your father years ago."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Hi."
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"Joel's your father?"
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"Mm hm, yeah."
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"- Yeah. - Okay."
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"[Max laughing]"
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"Do you kids know each other?"
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"Um, yeah. We met a really long time ago."
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"No kidding, how?"
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"At the uh."
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"- Um, at the Beth... - Beth Torah."
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"- Israel, Israel, yeah. - Beth Israel, right."
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"You met at shul?"
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"Yeah... I was volunteering for the children."
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"What children?"
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"Really, I can't even get you to go to services with me."
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"It's a thing, you can..."
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"you can volunteer for the Jewish children."
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"It's like an organization."
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"Aren't you too busy, I mean like with school"
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"and then doing the babysitting and everything?"
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"Oh wow, you babysit?"
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"How often do you do that?"
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"Just, y'know, whenever they need me."
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"They don't give you a schedule?"
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"No."
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"- No schedule? - No schedule, Mom."
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"Well, do you enjoy it?"
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"Yeah, I mean depends on the kid,"
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"but it's a great way to pay the bills, so."
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"Bills?"
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"You've never paid a bill in your life."
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"That's... I don't..."
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"[Max & Joel laughing]"
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"You know what I mean."
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"That doesn't mean she's not responsible."
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"I've paid bills before."
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"Listen, sweetheart, as soon as graduation comes,"
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"you'll learn all about bills."
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"I'll make sure you understand everything."
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"Right, but you're studying business?"
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"[Joel] No, not business."
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"No no, she's studying gender."
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"The business of gender."
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"It's like gender business."
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"She does this fantastic program"
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"where you kind of design"
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"- your own major. - It's fascinating."
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"It's a little complex when it comes to finding employment,"
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"but she's doing terrifically."
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"Well, it can get a job for a lot of people."
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"Yes, absolutely."
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"You are gonna make your own job, right?"
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"Because she's so talented."
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"Well now that you're gonna be going to law school,"
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"you won't have to worry about that."
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"Law school? Where'd you get the idea about law school?"
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"That's Maya, Maya is going to law school."
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"Danielle is gender business."
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"I still don't exactly know what that means,"
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"but she's great."
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"[Max] What's the post-grad plan, then?"
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"Well, are they taking care of you?"
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"Are you making enough money now from babysitting?"
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"No, Dad, not nearly enough"
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"considering all the hard work that I'm doing."
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"Well, it's a good thing that you don't need the money."
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"I'm saving up for something."
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"Oh yeah, well what are you saving up for?"
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"Your own apartment?"
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"Yes. She's doing just that."
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"Daddy's not going to be paying for that apartment forever."
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"- But she's very hard-working. - Listen, maybe you and Max"
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"could discuss this in more detail together."
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"Yes, yes."
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"I mean, maybe he could help you find the ideal position."
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"Yeah, I'm sure he can but I already have a plan"
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"and a path, so I don't need that."
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"Look, sweetheart, feminism isn't exactly"
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"what I call a career."
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"It's not my career. It's a lens..."
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"...through which to see my career."
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"[Joel] I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
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"I understand, there's acting, and there's film,"
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"there's comedy, there's activism,"
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"there's all that stuff."
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