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Clips from Shiva Baby

"[discordant music]"
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"Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull M_I_SForEver"
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"[Danielle sexually screaming]"
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"- [Danielle] Fuck. - [Max] Do it again?"
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"[Danielle] Yeah, daddy."
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"Keep going."
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"- Oh, oh my God. - Oh!"
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"[phone vibrating]"
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"[Danielle moaning] [Max grunting]"
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"[phone dinging]"
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"[Debbie] Hi, it's me, it's Mommy."
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"Listen, are you coming to the funeral today or what?"
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"Because we gotta leave soon and you told me you were."
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"But your dad just said you're not."
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"He's always 10 notes behind, though so..."
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"He's still at the gym so who knows if we'll even get there."
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"Danielle, your father, useless."
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"I ask him to do one thing today, one thing."
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"You know what? Just call me back, okay?"
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"Call, do not text me."
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"[Max] Busy day?"
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"[Danielle] Yeah."
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"I have this brunch thing that I have to get ready for."
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"Oh, is it another client?"
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"- Yes. - Does he have hair?"
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"- Yes, some. - Does he have teeth?"
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"Yes."
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"Well, how are you gonna get through law school"
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"when you're busy screwin' around with these guys?"
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"How are you get through law school"
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"when you're busy screwin' around with these guys?"
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"[Danielle laughing]"
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"Don't forget, hm?"
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"Thank you."
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"Mm hm."
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"[both laughing]"
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"Um, did you remember?"
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"Oh yeah."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I really wanna help you with your degree"
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"and law school and everything,"
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"and I think it's really great to support females,"
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"particularly female entrepreneurs."
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"- I know. - Who will be doing nothing"
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"with their business majors and sociology minors."
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"- Okay. Cool. - You're the future."
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"Great."
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"Awesome."
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"[soft music]"
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"- Hello. - Hi."
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"Good to see you guys."
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"[Joel] Danielle!"
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"- Danielle! - [Debbie] Please don't yell!"
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"I just wanna make sure that she sees us."
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"[Debbie] You're embarrassing yourself."
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"Would you leave me alone?"
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"- Hi, Daddy. - Hi, sweetie."
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"Listen, we could have given you a ride."
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"It's fine. Why did you bring the van?"
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"[Joel] Your mother neglected to tell me"
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"that she was having her own car fixed."
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"I did tell him."
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"I had to move all my products here to the back."
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"As a matter of fact,"
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"there was no room for me to drive up front."
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"Your mother had to drive."
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"I did tell you."
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"He doesn't listen or he's got Alzheimer's."
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"How was the funeral?"
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"Ah, eulogies were shit."
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"- I liked 'em. - You like everything."
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"You're wearing makeup."
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"You look nice with makeup."
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"Thanks."
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"How do I look?"
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"Um, you look great."
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"- Do I? - Yeah, Mom, you look good."
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"You didn't say that in a very self-assured way."
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"[Danielle] You look great, Mom."
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"[Debbie] Where'd you get that bracelet?"
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"- I don't know. - Wow, it looks expensive."
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"I think you got it for me in like high school"
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"- or something. - Really?"
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"- Yeah. - I'm amazing."
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"All right, shall we go in, everybody?"
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"What's my sound bite again?"
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"Y'know, just that you're finishing up finals"
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"and you've got a few job interviews lined up."
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"Although Moira's here and her daughter Stephanie..."
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"- Jessica. - Whatever."
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"She's like this marketing executive,"
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"kind of publicist thing."
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"- Assistant. - Exactly."
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"You should really talk to her, y'know?"
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"[Debbie] No, she doesn't want to talk to her."
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"She's not interested in marketing."
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"[Joel] It's just a job."
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"[doors closing]"
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"[Danielle] Why is Maya here?"
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"[boxes clattering]"
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"- Shit. - Oh my God, Dad."
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"We'll be here another hour."
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"Why did you put them like that in the first place?"
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"[Joel] There's too much stuff to get in all at once."
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"But listen to me a second, all right?"
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"Why don't you just tell people"
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"that temporarily you're gonna be working with me,"
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"with your dad, just until you find something better."
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"No, no. She's not gonna say that."
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"Why not?"
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"Tell me truthfully how I look."
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"- You look good, Mom. - Is the hair better?"
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"Deb, do you have my phone on you?"
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"No, you have Alzheimer's."
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"Are you okay?"
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"- Yeah. - Really?"
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"Can I whisper something to you?"
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"Okay."
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"No funny business with Maya."
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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