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Clips from Shiva Baby

"But you can't really support yourself"
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"as an adult through babysitting, y'know?"
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"I mean, sooner or later,"
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"you're gonna have to narrow it down to one thing."
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"Don't you have a cousin who's in publishing?"
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"Sam, sure."
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"Maybe he needs an intern."
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"- Sure. - Yeah, would it pay?"
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"Well, some stipend or something."
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"I mean, you could work out an arrangement, right?"
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"Get the family deal."
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"[Joel] Yeah, exactly. That would be great."
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"This beautiful thing."
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"[Joel] Oh look, they put the desserts out."
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"Hello."
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"[Debbie] Joel."
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"- Excuse me. - Let others go first."
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"You go to the gym in the morning,"
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"you eat your weight back to lunch."
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"What are you gonna do?"
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"Danielle..."
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"Yeah?"
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"Could you come with me to the kitchen for a second?"
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"He's funny."
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"Don't go there. He's not for you."
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"Go where?"
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"Just try to behave yourself today, for me please?"
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"What are you talking about, Mom?"
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"I'm not gonna blow him in the bathroom."
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"We are at a shiva."
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"That's what I'm saying, I'm not gonna do it."
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"And you can't go there anyway,"
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"'cause he's married."
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"- He's married? - Yuh huh."
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"- Are you sure? - Yuh huh."
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"To a shiksa princess."
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"Poor guy."
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"[voices clamoring]"
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"[Maya] Hey."
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"Thank you."
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"[Sheila] Thank you, Danielle."
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"[discordant music]"
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"[Joel] So, your folks, they're good? They're still in Florida?"
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"Yeah they are, they've become quite the snowbirds, actually."
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"They bounce back and forth quite a bit."
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"Ah, that's so fantastic, I love that."
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"I've been dying to get down there myself"
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"to play my annual golf tournament."
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"Oh, I didn't know you golfed, Joel."
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"Yeah, but I had major hip replacement surgery this year."
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"- I'm so sorry to hear that. - [Debbie] Partial."
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"But she won't allow me to get on a plane."
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"Well, that makes sense. It's probably a good idea."
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"[Debbie] So, how's your brother, Max?"
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"Oh, he's good. He's, y'know, he's..."
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"[Debbie] Um yeah, he's your parents' favorite."
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"[both laughing]"
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"You're funny."
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"- Just kidding. - I know."
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"So yeah, but he's good."
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"He's doing really good, the practice is..."
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"And how's Kate?"
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"Um, Kim."
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"- Kim, sorry. - Yeah, no, it's okay."
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"She's good."
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"She's doin' really well. She's on her way, actually."
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"[Debbie] Oh, that's lovely."
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"[Joel] You know, I don't know how this escaped my mind,"
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"but didn't you guys have a baby this year?"
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"Yes we did. [Danielle choking]"
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"- Oh my God. - That's fantastic."
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"- Mazel tov. - How did I not know that?"
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"[Joel] What great news."
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"Do you have photos? Let's see."
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"Sure, of course."
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"Aw, look at that. Good on you, buddy."
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"- Oh, she's gorgeous. - Oh, what a beauty."
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"[phone vibrating]"
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"I think you got a phone call."
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"Oh, sorry, I'll be right back."
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"Hello?"
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"Hi, yeah, we're in the back. Let me come get you."
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"It's a cute baby."
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"You thought that baby was cute?"
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"Yes."
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"It was hideous, freakishly pale and no nose."
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"What the heck?"
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"Where are you going?"
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"[Joel] Because she's got her own business..."
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"[Max] I don't get it."
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"I thought your mom was watching her."
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"I know, she got sick."
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"What the fuck?"
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"You want the baby getting sick?"
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"No."
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"This is why we need a new sitter."
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"[Max] Okay, fine, I'll find a new sitter."
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"- [Kim] Hi. - [Max] Hey!"
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"[Joel] How are you?"
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"[Kim] Hi, good to see you."
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"- Congratulations. - Thank you."
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"- Oh you brought the baby! - She's beautiful."
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"- I know. - My goodness."
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"- We need a new sitter. - I know, I'll find one."
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"- Hi, I'm Debbie. - I know, we met..."
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"[Joel] It was at the Glickman bris?"
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"- The bris. - Yes."
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"[Kim] That's right. That was fun."
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"Well, I mean, you know what I mean."
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"It was good to see you guys there, yes exactly."
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"[Debbie] Oh, look at you, you little cutie."
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"What a nice button nose you've got."
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"[Max] Good thing she doesn't have my nose."
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"[Debbie] Oh my God, look at her."
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"Look at those eyes."
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"[Max] She's definitely got her mom's eyes."
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"[Debbie] Beautiful."
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"[Kim] Oh, your jacket's dirty."
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"Didn't wanna wear the one that I took to the dry cleaners?"
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"[Max] Uh, I guess I couldn't find it."
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