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Clips from Veep - Clovis (S03E03)

"but if you think I shouldn't go with it, just call me back."
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"Okay? Call me back if I shouldn't go with it."
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"Okay. Thank you. This is Jonah. Bye."
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"He's not calling back. Go with it."
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"Stop."
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"Yeah."
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"- Done? - Done."
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"Whew. Ugh."
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"Ma'am, could I address the Smartch one more time?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - At work they call me the tech whisperer."
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"- No, we don't. - Smartch, can we see MeetMeyer?"
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"The Smartch learns quickly. It's like it has an Asian mother."
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"- What...? - What is this?"
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"Some college kids made it, ma'am."
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"It's a comedy thing where they"
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"represent you as meat and act out news stories."
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"It's making fun of our website,"
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"which is MeetMeyer... M-E-E-T..."
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"Oh, that's me."
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"What is the site, Meeting Meyer?"
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"Yeah. Smartch, show us Meeting Meyer."
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"- No, no! No, Smartch, no! - What?"
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"- No. - Oh, my God!"
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"- Okay, okay. - Gary, oh, my God."
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"Now I'm getting fucked harder that way."
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"- Engage family filters. - You have to say Smartch."
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"Smartch, engage family filters."
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"All right, it's off. Come down from that."
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"I am so sorry, Madam Vice President."
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"If it's any consolation, a porn parody"
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"is a sure sign that you've officially made it."
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"Technically, becoming vice president could count as making it."
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"So who was that fucking me? Was that Jeremy Irons?"
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"- I think you mean Ron Jeremy. - Whatever."
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"- It wasn't. - This raises another point."
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"We cannot have this Jonah Ryan or this fracking story"
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"behind the Veep when she's talking."
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"Yeah, I can't take it from them, too. You know? A girl gets tired."
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"Guys, you're not asking me to pull content?"
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"That's very much against our ethics."
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"- The political reality is... - I don't follow politics."
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"But I do like your Tablets in the School initiative."
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"How about I give you a few to get you started?"
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"Say, 50,000?"
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"That's a very generous offer. We appreciate that."
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"Bang. That's how fast we move here."
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"Well, that could be the start of a nice friendship."
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"Now that we're on the topic of friendship,"
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"that repatriation tax stops so much innovation."
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"We would love to have a dialogue about that."
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"You don't follow politics, I thought. Or you do now follow politics?"
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"We see ourselves as very much post-tax."
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"I do have one fiscal question. Right now,"
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"you are showcasing other people's content for free."
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"Once the content providers start charging you,"
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"do you have a plan for that?"
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"I think there's a misunderstanding."
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"People want to work with us more than they want to be paid."
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"That's a given."
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"If that plan works, you've changed humanity."
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"- Bravo. - Yeah, indeed."
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"- Melissa... - Craig is bookmarking this chat."
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"- He's what? - You mean metaphorically?"
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"Look at that pile of elbows."
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"Look at this... number one."
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"His site's been blowing up all day. Who is that guy?"
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"That's Jonah Ryan. Everybody knows Jonah."
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"He's well-known in DC circles."
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"Okay, how much do we have in the New Venture fund?"
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"- 50. - Let's take 3 or 4 and buy that site."
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"- No way! - You mean millions?"
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"Fair enough. Four to six."
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"He said he's a popular guy, so..."
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"I didn't say that."
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"Yes, he definitely said that."
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"I've got to go talk to Indonesia."
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"Recap. Tablets... cool."
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"No tax... awesome."
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"See you at the Town Hall. Gonna be fun."
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"So glad you support us."
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"Okay, thanks. Okay, bye."
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"- Who was that? - It was nobody."
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"Just a nice little pretty lady I like to call Destiny."
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"Clovis wants to buy Ryantology."
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"- What? - That's right! That's right!"
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"Oh, my God. You see these brains?"
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"See why I'm pattin' 'em? Because they are made of solid platinum."
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"This is really good for all of us, right?"
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"I am going to be so rich. Oh, my God. You know what?"
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"Everybody who said that I would never make it..."
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"where the fuck are you now, huh?"
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"Some of them are still in senior positions."
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"Fuck you, Kent Davison."
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"Fuck you, Mrs. Gravestock from the third grade."
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"Fuck you, stepdad one and stepdad three."
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"Oh! I gotta sit down."
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"I think I just had a money-gasm."
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"Jonah with money. God Almighty."
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"It's like if Hitler could fly."
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"- I vote we tape Gary's mouth closed. - I did not say anything."
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"He asked me to come in with him, Jonah did."
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"I'd be rich right now."
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"I'd be handcuffed to a prick, but I'd be rich."
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"You would not. Absolutely not."
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"So they buy it for four, so that gives you, what, one?"
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"After taxes, it's like 500,000."
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"It's nothing. What are you gonna do with that?"
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"Ow."
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"Oh, my God."
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"Do you think this is appropriate?"
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"'Cause when you do that to the vice president, this is what happens!"
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"Oh!"
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"God. Oh, my God."
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"- Gary, are you all right? - I'm fine, I'm fine."
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"Oh, God!"
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"You know what? You kids have no..."
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"- Ma'am? Ma'am? - What?"
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"These idiots are the Internet."
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"- Excuse me, Madam Vice President. - Madam Vice President."
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"- Amy, can we huddle for a second? - Yeah."
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