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Clips from Veep - Clovis (S03E03)

"It's okay, we have a huddle area."
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"I'm taking these people back to dial-up."
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"They think they're kings of America."
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"- Well, in a way they are. - No, they're not."
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"- I take your point. - I know you're walking around here"
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"like you're C-3PO with a big, brass, shiny erection,"
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"but I got news for you. This is kindergarten for cyberbrats."
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"And I'll tell you something else. If you're over 30..."
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"check it out. That's where you're headed, my friend,"
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"if you work here. I've got to go to the bathroom."
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"They have a bathroom here, or do they put their turds up in the cloud?"
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"- Down the hall to the right. - I hate this fucking place."
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"Way to go, Gary."
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"Aw, it's a space toilet."
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"Okay."
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"Ooh!"
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"I've been watching you and I like what I see."
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"- Right. - Would you work here"
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"and share an open plan environment with me?"
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"I'm flattered,"
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"but the sheer positivity of this place would break me."
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"- Doug, they got different trail mix today. - Somewhere else."
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"This is what we'd pay you."
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"Go fuck yourself."
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"Sorry, that's the opposite of what I meant to say."
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"Oh."
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"Iraq, land of history, but also land"
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"of unspeakable torture!"
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"Chung's proud of his beatboxing,"
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"but what about the beating and boxing he did in Iraq?"
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"Proud of that, Guv'nor?"
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"- I don't understand what this is. - I know."
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"I don't want any of this. Figure out a way to get rid of it."
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"I don't know what that is."
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"- What's wrong? What's wrong? - I'm sorry."
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"I've got to confess, ma'am, I've been in a lot of pain lately."
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"It's my shoulder."
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"The masseuse at the hotel this morning told me to take it easy..."
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"- but it's just been hurting. - Oh-hh..."
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"It was a masseuse."
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"- That makes total sense now. - Who did you think it was?"
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"Kent, it was a masseuse."
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"Ah... masseuse. I buy that."
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"Why else would I invite a man into my hotel room?"
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"- Well... - Nothing."
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"- Why are you looking at me like that? - Like what?"
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"Nothing. It's a free country."
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"- I know it's a free country. - I had a cousin like that."
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"Not to split hairs or anything, but it was a man."
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"So, technically, it's a masseur, not a masseuse."
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"- Right. - Whatever makes you happy."
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"- It doesn't matter. - I don't understand what's..."
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"Whatever makes me happy?"
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"- It's complicated, isn't it? - It is, it is."
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"My job is to discover how America thinks."
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"Right now, the public is interested"
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"- in tax relief for tech firms. - Interesting."
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"Yeah, but... they're still deciding."
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"There is a lot of interest in the Chung torture story."
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"The public may decide to put it on the Clovis front page after all."
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"Ah... instead of those Selina stories."
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"Also interesting."
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"I do admire the power of the public."
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"Aren't they magnificent?"
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"Welcome to the Clovis Town Hall, guys!"
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"Next week we have Rupert Grint from the Harry Potter movies."
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"But today I am honored to welcome the Vice President of the United States,"
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"Selina Meyer."
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"Oh, God."
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"- Hi. - Now, Selina..."
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"Oh..."
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"some people call me Madam Vice President."
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"But you can call me whatever you want, Craig."
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"- Cray-eeg. - Yeah."
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"Okay. Well, Madam Vice President,"
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"why don't you name a website..."
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"suitable for work, please."
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"Okay, Smartch, show me the Clovis home page."
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"You know what? Guys, I have to address this."
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"This Danny Chung torture story."
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"I know Governor Chung very well"
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"and I can tell you that these allegations are utterly unfounded."
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"Utterly unfounded. If you are telling me"
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"that Danny Chung condones torture,"
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"I am telling you that those allegations are false."
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"False. I mean,"
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"the words Danny Chung and torture..."
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"they don't belong in the same sentence. They don't."
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"Danny Chung? Torture? Come on."
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"Well, ma'am, by denying that Chung and torture are connected,"
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"everyone now seems to think"
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"that, well, Chung and torture are connected."
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"And I wonder what magician got that little story out there?"
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"You're a very smart boy. Listen, we're gonna end this conversation."
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"We're never gonna refer to it again, okay?"
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"Melissa, I've had time to think about it now,"
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"and... I'm a grown-up."
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"I don't think I'm the right fit here."
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"I wasn't even that into toys when I was a kid."
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"The Veep doesn't value you."
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"She's about to promote me to campaign manager."
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"She values me."
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"That's off the record, by the way."
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"I don't need you."
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"I can buy a thousand Amys."
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"That's fine by me if your idea of special is Jonah Ryan."
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"Jonah Ryan?"
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"We sunsetted that idea minutes ago."
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"We've withdrawn our offer."
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"Well, like. Sorry, wrong company."
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"These Pentagon files prove beyond doubt"
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"I had no involvement in torture."
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"I've never made political capital from my military record."
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"- A service to this great country... - Okay, yes. I understand."
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"...but the now utterly discredited website..."
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"Jonah, we didn't get into this for the money."
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"You take that chicken soup and you shove it up your soul."
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"...destroy the allegations against me"
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"and the brave men and women..."
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"Hey! Dan!"
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