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Clips from Veep - Clovis (S03E03)

"What?!"
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"But I've been drinking that frack water,"
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"and look what it's gone done to my titty milk!"
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"My baby, oh, my baby!"
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"Vice president's office secure line."
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"Sue. Sue-ster."
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"Sue of steel. Sue-Sue-Sue-dio."
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"Jonah, get off the line. And then the planet."
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"So have you seen my viral..."
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"Oh, nice. Yeah."
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"Yes, sir. Kent Davison on line three."
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"- Mr. Davison? - Dan-zibar, what's happening?"
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"- Have you seen my viral? - Dan, we need to break this Cassie bitch,"
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"the British dick who invented the Internet,"
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"- and anybody in between. - Yeah, yeah. What about Jonah?"
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"Jonah? Here."
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"Hey, fucking pencil neck."
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"He just swallowed his phone in fear."
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"- Look, Dan, fix this. - I will get right on it, sir."
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"Then we hit O'Malley's at 8:00 for a beer or 10."
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"I'd ask Mike, but he's too happy now that he's married."
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"- Oh, thank you. I look forward to that. - Too happy."
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"It's obvious that I would make the best campaign manager."
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"I'm not asking you to tell her that,"
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"but please, would someone fuckin' tell her that?"
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"Take it from me, Dan..."
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"in a couple of months on this job,"
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"you'll go from those six-pack abs to this keg."
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"I haven't seen my penis since the first Gulf War,"
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"and I kinda miss the little guy."
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"I mean, I know that I can do it."
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"So how low can you go, Dan Egan?"
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"How down and dirty are you willing to get?"
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"Pretty grubby."
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"I would definitely need regular showers, for sure."
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"If someone brought you this Chung Iraq thing,"
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"you'd just tell 'em it's fuckin' bullshit, which it is."
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"What Chung Iraq thing?"
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"You know how Chung just bores the shit out of you, right?"
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"Well, seems his unit in Iraq"
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"did that to some poor slob with a drill."
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"But that's, you know, just nutfluff."
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"I mean..."
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"that's unusable, don't you think?"
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"Yeah. Hey, could we get two more?"
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"Yeah, and a couple of whisky chasers?"
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"It's still Tuesday for another six minutes."
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"Mike, I am balls deep in this omelet."
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"Can you please call this Cassie woman and invite her to Washington already?"
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"How come I don't have a tell what to do guy?"
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"Amy? Amy?"
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"- Did you see that hot guy? - No."
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"He just came out of Gary's room."
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"What is going on with that?"
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"No, he... another room or something."
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"Hey, is that egg whites or is it...?"
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"- That? Well, it's a few egg whites. - Right, and some broccoli."
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"- You excited about Clovis? - Sure."
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"Ma'am, I want you to bring your A-game to the Craig Juergensen meet."
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"He's rich, as in wipe-out-the-deficit rich."
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"- How old is he? - 26."
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"Oh, my God. See, that's wrong. That's too young."
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"No, you shouldn't make your first million until you're in your 30s."
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"That's what Andrew and I did. It kept us completely grounded."
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"Yeah."
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"Oh, isn't this nice?"
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"Poor kids, they don't realize"
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"they're all gonna be executed by the time they turn 30."
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"Wow, look at... Oh, look here."
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"Madam Vice President, welcome to Clovis."
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"Melissa. So good to see you."
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"Melissa Connors, chief financial officer."
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"I am the oldest person at Clovis by five years. I feel ancient."
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"You must be 12 years old, then."
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"I'm not, no."
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"This is Amy Brookheimer, my chief of staff."
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"- We know all about you, Amy. - Hmm."
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"- Let me show you Clovis. - Fantastic."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, I'm really looking forward to meeting Craig."
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"Absolutely, although it is pronounced Cray-eeg."
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"- Creg. - Cray-eeg."
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"- C-R-A-I-G. - That's right."
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"- Creg? - Uh, Cray-eeg."
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"Cray-eeg. Very close."
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"- Cray-eeg. - That's it. Well done, Amy."
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"Oh. You got it right, Ah-mee."
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"We have gyms and restaurants,"
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"entertainment facilities for the creatives. Sleeping pods..."
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"Oh, how wonderful."
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"Child care is a huge part of my campaign."
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"Oh, no, these are Legos."
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"Craig believes that Legos"
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"are an important part of creative thought."
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"Wow, and what are you making, Kent?"
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"Are you making a friend for the robot?"
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"No, I think they're onto something here."
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"We should have this stuff up on the Hill."
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"- We could build a consensus. - All right."
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"Will someone please either kill the sound or kill that idiot?"
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"Whoa... what are you doing? Back on. Now. Idiot."
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"Oh, God. My brain feels like it's being fucking circumcised."
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"You know what? You... every day,"
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"I want you to remind me never to go drinking with Ben, all right?"
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"And you, get me a cheeseburger made of aspirin."
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"Where are you going, Dan?"
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"I am going to get some air and then throw up in it."
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"All right, the game is Texas Hold 'Em."
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"There are no comfort breaks in this game."
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"You're gonna sit there and piss your pants like a man"
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"while I take your money. You're little or you're big."
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"Put them in. One-two."
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"Hey, the Egan has landed. You look terrible, man."
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"Yeah. Tone down the exuberance."
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"I got a hangover worse than the film they made after The Hangover."
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"- Fuckin' no! - Hey, Dan. You actually do look like shit."
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"Who let him in here? Our weekly poker game was supposed to be sacrosanct."
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"Sorry, man. His site has traction."
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"- My site has traction. - It was linked on Playbook this morning."
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