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Clips from Veep - The Eagle (S05E05)

"In reality, ma'am, China..."
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"In reality? I know reality, Ben."
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"You're the one who suggested we all live in the Matrix."
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"Ma'am, nobody chose to live in the Matrix."
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"What?"
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"The machines rose up and placed humans in the Matrix"
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"so they could use them as a biological power source."
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"- Whose side were you on? - What about targeted sanctions?"
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"That will send a message of real strength, won't it?"
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"Or we could go to the United Nations and have them issue..."
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"Have them what? Have them help us park in front of a fire hydrant?"
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"I mean, come on."
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"Ma'am, your focus now should be on Nevada."
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"I'm president, in case you forgot."
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"I know what I should focus on."
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"Sorry, ma'am."
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"Jesus, you're still here?"
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"I don't know why. My only jobs seem to be"
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"asking Bob and finding out what Bob thinks."
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"Yeah, it's been pretty fun to watch."
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"So you want to grab a drink or something?"
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"No, thanks."
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"Oh, but on your way, would you mind stopping"
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"at ABC News and picking up some Advil?"
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"Oh, did I say ABC News? I meant Rite Aid."
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"Yeah, I think you're forgetting something, Amy,"
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"is that I still had sex with your sister, so..."
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"Good night, have a pleasant evening,"
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"and I had sex with your sister."
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"You might actually want to go to Rite Aid. Get some Valtrex."
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"Dan?"
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"- Hello? - Oh!"
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"Bob, I didn't know you were still here."
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"Yeah. When's the meeting?"
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"The Whitman meeting's tomorrow afternoon."
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"Tomorrow."
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"You might want to go to your hotel and get some sleep."
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"No, I got some more work to do."
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"You have a good one, Jamie."
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"Mike McLintock. I have a reservation."
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"The McLintock party has already been seated."
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"No, no, that's impossible 'cause he's Mike McLintock."
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"Show her your driver's license."
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"- I can't find it. - Again?"
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"Uh, where exactly is the McLintock party?"
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"Right over there."
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"This is my table."
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"And this is my fat johnson and you can suck it"
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"as long as you promise not to put your dirty gay mustache on it."
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"What is that, some kind of side effect from your AIDS medication"
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"or did you shave it off of Freddie Mercury's corpse?"
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"Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to enjoy my bay scallop gateau."
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"You, you're a bald jerk. Pardon me, Mrs. Furlong."
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"Jesus, you think I married that?"
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"That's Will's wife."
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"Hi, Mike. It's good to see you."
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"This is my wife Mary."
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"The congressman was kind enough"
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"to take us out to dinner on our anniversary."
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"- Hello. - I guess Will likes them old."
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"Why don't you fuck off back to Burger King?"
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"- Happy anniversary. - Hi, Wendy."
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"We're going. We're going."
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"Christ, she looks like a Batman villain."
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"What'd Dopey get you for your anniversary?"
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"And when I'm president,"
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"we will defend our digital borders"
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"just as diligently as we defend our physical ones."
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"Yeah, can I get a secure line?"
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"Bradley."
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"Bob, oh, God, I hope I'm not waking you."
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"No, no, I'm always awake."
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"Great. So this China thing."
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"They did hack us,"
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"but they didn't exactly hack my Twitter account."
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"- Say no more, Madam President. - Oh, God, I knew it."
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"I knew you would understand, Bob."
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"It is so nice to finally be talking to a professional here."
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"This is how I see it, okay? If I'm soft on China,"
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"I'm gonna get killed in the House."
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"Your instincts are telling you you should be strong."
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"Yes, you think my instincts are right?"
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"Does a bear piss in the shower?"
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"- You should lead. - I'm the leader."
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"- You caught the fish, now gut the fish. - Gut the fish."
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"You're wearing the fireman's hat, now put out the fire."
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"- Yes! This is better than phone sex. - Well, I just came."
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"Forget threatening sanctions."
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"I should call on Congress directly to levy them."
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"That's a bold move, Madam President,"
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"and one that'll only earn you respect."
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"Bob, thank you so much."
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"Well, I'll be around for the next"
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"five to six hours if you need anything else."
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"That is why today I am announcing"
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"a set of unilateral sanctions"
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"starting with the freezing of all assets"
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"associated with the Chinese state-sponsored"
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"cyberespionage apparatus."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, that seems to have shut O'Brien up, huh?"
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"- There's a new stegosaurus. - That's not my problem."
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"- Absolutely, ma'am. - Right. Hey, Amy."
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"You all set for today's meeting?"
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"Ma'am, have you noticed..."
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"God, please back up your face, Amy, okay?"
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"Back it up."
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"Have you noticed anything weird about Bob?"
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"He was acting a little off last night."
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"That's just Bob being Bob."
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"No, I know what this is about."
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"Amy, you know that you are very important to the campaign, right?"
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"- No, this is not..."
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"- No, Amy, listen, you are doing a great job."
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"A great, great, very good job."
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"Ben, tell Amy what a great job that she's doing."
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"One heck of a job, Amy."
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"If the Eagle told you that the Eagle was acting odd,"
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"- would you listen to him? - Yeah."
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"You got to trust the Eagle."
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