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Clips from Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

"В¶ ( DRAMATIC"
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"My grandmamma is goin' to be so mad!"
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"Shit!"
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"I'm leavin'. Shit!"
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"That chicken!"
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"The chicken has declared jihad on us all!"
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"Hm! That reminds me,"
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"I need to get a tampon."
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"В¶ ( BANJO )"
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"Yeah!"
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"That's one 'baaad' chicken!"
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"Heh, heh, heh, heh-"
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"Hey Father O'Houlihan, back for seconds?"
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"Arbie, I don't mean to complain,"
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"but there's a severed penis in me Sloppy JosГ©."
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"- Oh. -Oh. -Come on! - You don't see that every day."
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"That's weird."
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"Well, I'll tell you what:"
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"You sir, are entitled to one free Sloppy JosГ© on the house."
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"I'll go get it for you."
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"В¶ You're a happy meal sent from above,"
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"В¶ In this drive-thru called life deliver"
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"В¶ A heavenly slow fast food love."
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"Arbie! How dare you let that priest nibble on my cock!"
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"What are you the Catholic Church?"
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"Holy Shit! Is that you, Paco?"
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"Well I ain't chopped liver!"
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"Now scoop me off of this bun and give me a proper burial."
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"Trust me Homes,"
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"you got enough pissed off spirits"
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"lookin' to take a bite out of your tight, tasty ass."
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"What are you talking about? - Look, Now that I'm dead,"
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"I've decided to stop living a lie."
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"I'm gay, Arbie."
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"Queer as a well-known Scientologist Hollywood actor."
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"Now there is some bad shit heading your way, Honey."
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"Oh my God, what?"
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"By building a ACB on sacred ground,"
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"The General united two of the most disenfranchised races on the planet."
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"Displaced Native Americans"
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"and the billions of chickens sent to the concentration coops."
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"There hasn't been such a lethal combination"
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"of chicken and Indians,"
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"since Tandoori was introduced to the American people."
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"Wait a minute! Wait a minute!"
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"Hold it! ( SQUISH )"
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"Now, what Hollywood Scientologist actor is gay?"
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"Pay attention stupid!"
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"If you fail, the virus will spread."
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"And those of you who aren't infected,"
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"will be relocated to"
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"free range, white meat reservation coops."
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"( ARBIE LAUGHS )"
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"Yeah right, that's good evil spirits!"
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"I'll believe in the supernatural when I see it, Talking Sandwich!"
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"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I have to serve the priest a penis-free Sloppy JosГ©!"
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"You really are stupid!"
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"Just listen."
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"To stop them,"
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"you must find their one true weakness."
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"Which we all know is- ( COMMOTION )"
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"I'll tell you what those muckraking anti-fast food documentaries see:"
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"Our food here at ACB"
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"is healthy and served fresh daily! ( LAUGHS )"
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"I, um, hope you enjoy our new, ah,"
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"'My Lai Massacre' wallpaper."
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"I just had it installed today. ( LAUGHS )"
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"Oh, oh look!"
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"It's one of our beautiful 'counter girls'"
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"preparing one our famous Sloppy JosГ©s."
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"Why don't you come on over here and have one, huh? Come on!"
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"No. No. No! I don't think you want to serve that Sloppy JosГ©, General!"
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"( LAUGHING ) Pay no mind to this 'Sassy Lassie. '"
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"Our Sloppy JosГ©s are delicious."
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"I eat at least one every day."
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"Give me that!"
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"Ah, mmm hmmm hmmm!"
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"( THUNDER )"
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"- and that's when I realized that droppin' out of Harvard Law School"
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"to join the American Chicken Bunker team"
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"was the right career decision for me."
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"To be with the ones I truly love:"
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"dead, partially thawed, uncooked chicken carcasses."
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"Why are you so tense, Baby?"
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"Why don't you have a little drink?"
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"It'll loosen ya' up!"
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"Oh! Oh! I'm sorry, Baby! I'm sorry."
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"Daddy didn't mean to hurt you."
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"What's that?"
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"You want me to kiss you?"
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"Well, all right!"
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"Mmm! Ah!"
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"Oh yeah! Yeah!"
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"No, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait!"
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"Are you sure you want to do this?"
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"I mean, we're still going to have to work together afterwards and all and"
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"I don't want things to be weird."
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"Well,"
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"...all right. But I do insist on safety."
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"Ohhh!"
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"Yeah!"
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"That is some Grade 'A' white meat!"
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"Whh!"
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"Oh don't worry Carl Junior ain't adverse to"
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"takin' the back door."
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"( SQUISH ) Oh!"
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"( SQUISH ) Ooo!"
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"( CLUCKING )"
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"Oh you want to talk dirty!"
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"Oh, I ain't adverse to hearing what's on your dirty,"
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"filthy little slut chicken mind!"
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"Yeah!"
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"( CHOMP ) Ow! ( CLUCK ) Oh!"
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"Easy, easy with the teeth!"
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"Easy with the teeth!"
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"I was goin' to pull out! ( CLUCKING )"
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"It just felt so good!"
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"Aaah!"
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"( CLUCKING ) ( SCREAMING ) ( SQUIRTING )"
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