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Clips from Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

"Oooo!"
Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
"( SCREAMS )"
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"( SCREAMING ) ( PUNCHING )"
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"I'm exhausted!"
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"But the place sparkles again."
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"Aaaa! ( HUMUS GASPS )"
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"( SCREAMING ) ( SPRAYING )"
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"( SCREAMS CONTINUE )"
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"Help Me! Oh God!"
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"Get it off!"
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"My dick!"
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"Aaah!"
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"My dick!"
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"Aaah!"
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"What do I do... what do I do?"
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"( COW BELL )"
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"Ah Uuu!"
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"Ay-Yahh!"
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"( HORSE NEIGHS )"
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"( SREAMING CONTINUES )"
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"( SCREAMING STOPS ) ( BOWELS RELEASE )"
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"Fucker, faggot, you die! Eeeh!"
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"The Shish Kebab Psycho's done it again!"
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"My franchise! My Grandmamma Rose's savings."
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"I knew we should have invested in Google!"
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"No, no, I was just trying to help him!"
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"By fucking him to death with a mop? - Huuh?"
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"Now if this was that faggot-ass Paco Bell,"
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"then maybe I'll buy it, Hamas, maybe I would buy it!"
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"B- B-B-BUT Carl Junior!"
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"You know, you just made me blow my only chance"
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"at earning enough money to one day own my own franchise."
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"Denny's."
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"Shit!"
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"You know I ought to fire your ass!"
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"You 9/11, World Trade Center crashin',"
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"turban wearin', mother- - Guys!"
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"Guys! Guys!"
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"This is not a terrorist thing."
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"And this not a sodomy thing."
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"This is an angry chicken Indian spirit thing!"
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"What? - And If we don't find out a way to stop them,"
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"we're all going to have mops shoved up our butts!"
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"We all take it in the dumper some time, boy."
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"But only the strong shall keep American Chicken Bunker runnin'"
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"while the weak scurry away,"
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"clenchin' their mud flaps closed."
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"( GURGLING ) Carl Junior?"
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"Holy liability he's alive!"
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"Eh-eh, get back to work everybody, he's fine!"
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"Carl Junior, are you all right?"
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"Would you look at the size of my 'Wood-Pecker!'"
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"Heh, heh, heh!"
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"Don't worry buddy, we're going to get you to a hospital and fix you up real good."
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"Humus, see if you can find his rectum. I think it's over by the grill somewhere."
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"It's over there."
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"You're not takin' him anywhere!"
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"Humus! - Ehh!"
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"Drop that rectum."
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"But Sir, he'll die!"
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"Plus, if Wendy sees me carrying him out, she might think I'm nice."
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"You think I'm going let you take a man"
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"with a mop shoved up his brown eye"
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"out in front of those hippies and TV cameras out there?"
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"Ha, I'd be ruined boy!"
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"This-this is a man's life we're talkin' about!"
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"A caring, loving member of this extended family"
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"that we call humanity."
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"If you do take me to a doctor,"
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"make sure he ain't no 'Jew Bastard. '"
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"Well, maybe not so much with the caring and the loving."
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"Ah, Dicky! Humus!"
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"Grab these chicken buckets and follow me!"
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"Hardy! Red Lob! you heard what the man said, grab a bucket!"
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"Here Carl Junior, have some of your whiskey."
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"( GLUB, GLUB, GLUB )"
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"Achhh- Oh!-"
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"That's odd!"
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"( SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF )"
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"Hmh!"
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"General, I reckon I don't know what's goin' on round yonder, Sir."
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"( LAUGHS ) Well, just follow my lead son."
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"Like Harriet Tubman said, 'Let them eat fried chicken!' (LAUGHS )"
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"Hold it down everybody, now, hold it down!"
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"Now, y'all been out here for hours,"
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"and I'd be angry too, if I hadn't eaten yet either."
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"That's why I want to make this here peace offerin'"
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"with free pieces of chicken!"
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"( CROWD JEERING )"
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"If you think free chicken will win us over,"
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"you are completely mad!"
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"( ALL ): Huh?"
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"- Huh? -Huh? - Huh?"
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"You are mad!"
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"Mad to give away chicken this good!"
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"It's delicious!"
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"( CHEERING )"
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"What about the Indians? The chickens? The protesting?"
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"Wendy, sweet Wendy, this... is bigger... than all of us!"
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"This chicken is the American dream!"
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"I can hear America singing!"
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"( CHEERING )"
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"What?"
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"Oh, it's just like my ole' Grand pappy used to say:"
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"Hey Junior!"
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"Get over here with them matches!"
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""This cross ain't goin' to burn itself!""
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"( ALL ): Huh?"
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"What?"
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"Uh, I mean, ah, ah, "This chicken ain't goin' to eat itself!""
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"Eat up everybody!"
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"( CHEERING )"
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"( EATING / CRUNCHING )"
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"( LAUGHING ) ( CHEERING CONTINUES )"
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"Hey General, what are these tiny little bumps all over my chicken? ( SQUIRT / POP )"
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"Um, those? Ah, um, those are ah..."
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"...our new flavor pods!"
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"( ALL ): Oooo! Flavor pods!"
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"Eat up everybody!"
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"If you love what you eatin' here, you ain't ate nothin' yet!"
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