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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Boyz 'n the Woods (S01E01)

"NARRATOR: Once upon a time, in the projects."
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"(COMPLAINING)"
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"Batter up."
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"Let me be on top, now."
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"You were on top when we stole that pie from Mrs. Avery's window."
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"A pie I don't remember tasting."
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"(DOOR OPENS) It's a fast ball."
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"High and inside."
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"What the Hellen Cleghorne are you kids doing?"
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"Hi, Super. Have you seen Calvin?"
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"What'd I tell y'all about smashing light bulbs?"
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"You kids are the reason I don't sweep up broken glass."
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"What are you doing inside on a beautiful, hot, muggy, summer day anyway?"
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"We got nothing to do."
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"Well, when I was a boy, we had plenty to do."
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"Ain't there any albino kids you and your friends can go pick on?"
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"Or don't we do that anymore?"
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"All of our friends went to camp."
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"Why aren't you with them?"
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"The Black To Nature Fund said we weren't underprivileged enough."
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"(STUTTERS DRAMATICALLY) Not underprivileged enough?"
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"You live in this rundown firetrap."
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"There ain't no heat and no water."
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"Why, it's classic neglect."
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"We gonna go down to the Black To Nature Fund"
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"and teach them about taking care of kids."
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"Hey, you in there. I demand attention."
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"WOMAN: The registration for Special Olympics is to the right."
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"What the... Do I look like a athlete to you?"
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"I am the superintendent of the Hilton-Jacobs projects,"
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"and I demand to know why these boys can't go to your camp."
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"WOMAN: All participating children were sponsored"
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"by their own communities."
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"Now if you want to, you can raise the money and send these boys yourself."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"And while we're at it, we can just give 'em"
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"some hugs and kisses of encouragement too, right?"
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"Help build up their self-esteem."
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"I'd like a hug."
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"Shut your piehole, stupid! I'm trying to help you!"
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"Please, can't we do something for these kids?"
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"Look how sad they are."
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"WOMAN: I'll have you know, sir, I'm calling the authorities."
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"Finally. Now we're getting somewhere."
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"THURGOOD: So after an all-night discussion"
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"with a social service director and Detective Kevin Flag,"
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"whom thankfully I went to high school with,"
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"I'm urging my community to help send these boys to camp."
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"(ALL CHATTERING)"
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"Now, now, look."
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"I've decided that a courtyard carnival"
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"is the best way to raise money."
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"A carnival?"
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"Oh, what a wonderful idea."
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"Yeah, yeah. Now, we gonna need some booths."
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"Any suggestions?"
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"I got a surefire money maker."
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"Well, come on with it."
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"Keep your eye on the Queen and not in-between."
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"Don't get lost in my rhyme or you lose every time. (CACKLES)"
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"Yeah, that's great."
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"Now, does anyone have any ideas that are not insane?"
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"BEBE: Ooh! Ooh! I got one."
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"Or illegal."
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"Oh."
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"I can be a gypsy fortune teller, or you can all get cancer."
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"All right, one gypsy fortune teller."
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"And I'll be the clown making children laugh,"
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"as I am in life."
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"Now, that's the spirit."
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"(CARNIVAL MUSIC) (BELL RINGING)"
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"JUICY: Help send us kids to camp!"
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"Guess the fat man's weight!"
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"$1!"
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"Uh, 1,500 pounds."
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"Now, come on. That's cold."
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"Nobody weighs that much."
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"MAN: A thousand?"
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"Higher."
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"Come see the hideous freak of nature."
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"Not me! In there!"
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Shouldn't you be holding a pencil, or something?"
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"I will as soon as my arm stops doing this."
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"Welcome to Mr. Stubbs' Wild Ride."
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"Keep your hands and feet inside the drum at all times."
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"And away we go! Hiya!"
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"(CAN CRASHING)"
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"(CAR TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(CAR CRASHES) (SQUASHES MAN)"
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"(WHISTLING)"
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"So, Muriel, how'd we do?"
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"Well, let's see."
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"Provided we settle out of court"
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"all claims against Mr. Stubbs' Wild Ride,"
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"then I'd say you boys are going to camp!"
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"Yay! Yay!"
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"All right. You heard her, boys."
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"Now, you meet me here right here with all your gear."
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"Let's check the bus schedule. Come here."
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"(MUTTERING)"
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"All right, 6:00 a.m. A week ago."
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"A week ago? A week ago?"
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"Oh, my, he's right."
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"Maybe I shouldn't have held that carnival over for an extra week, kids."
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"My bad."
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"I'm sorry, boys."
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"But look on the bright side."
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"With a sob story like this,"
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"you'll be a shoo-in for next year's camp."
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"Next year. I've heard that before."
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"Thurgood, isn't there anything you can do?"
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"Come on, Juicy,"
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"we might as well go to the library and read some books."
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"Library?"
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"You know what you gonna be doing if you go to the library?"
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"You're gonna be giving up."
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"Now, where would I be right now"
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"if I ran to a book every time I faced a problem?"
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"I wouldn't be a super in the projects. I tell you that much."
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