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Clips from The PJs (1999) - Boyz 'n the Woods (S01E01)

"You know what? You know what?"
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"(STUTTERS)"
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"I'm gonna take y'all camping myself!"
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"You mean it? You're really gonna take us camping?"
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"You bet. Because if there's one thing I know,"
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"it's God helps those who, uh..."
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"(STUTTERS) God will help those..."
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"Muriel, what is it that God helps?"
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"Those who help themselves."
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"You're damn right."
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"And you won't find that in no book. Hmm."
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"You're all packed, Thurgood."
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"You remember my medication?"
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"This is your medication."
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"You got your blood pressure medicine,"
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"your Nitrol, your insulin, your Milk of Magnesia, your Kaopectate."
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"Well, where's my Contac, my Comtrex, and my Zantacs for my reflux?"
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"In your backpack with your Ex-Lax."
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"Tic Tac? Fanny pack."
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"Give the dog a bone. This old man is leaving home."
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"(CHANTING) Hup, two, three, four. Hup, two, three, four."
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"I'm a fiercely proud black male."
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"ALL: I'm a fiercely proud black male."
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"Hope I don't wind up in jail."
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"ALL: Hope I don't wind up in jail."
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"Sound off."
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"ALL: One, two."
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"Bring it on down."
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"ALL: Three, four."
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"Sound off."
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"ALL: One, two, three, four."
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"The Clapper!"
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"Okay, troops, we're going camping."
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"Move it out."
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"Okay, troops, make camp."
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"What? What?"
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"In the courtyard? In the courtyard?"
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"That's right. Welcome to the great outdoors!"
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"You said we were going to the wilderness."
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"You said we were going to rough it."
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"This is outdoors at night in the projects."
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"You can't get no rougher than that."
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"(BOTH GROAN)"
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"Ah!"
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"See there, courtyard camping ain't so bad."
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"Well, it ain't nature. How we gonna see the stars?"
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"Most days, we can't even see the sun."
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"Yeah. You promised us adventure."
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"Now, now, you can't have any wilderness adventure without Indian scout names."
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"I want to be Big Chief Red Skin."
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"Me scalp 'em pale face."
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"Hey, Calvin,"
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"you've got to respect the dignity of our Native American brothers"
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"by choosing an authentic Indian name."
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"Authentic."
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"I'll be Chief Grand Cherokee fully loaded."
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"I'll be Little Big Horny."
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"Can I be Pocahontas?"
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"If you must, boy."
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"Now, to make your final knot,"
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"hold one end of the rope with your left hand"
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"and loop the right end over three times."
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"Now, pull tight."
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"Like this, Mr. Burkett?"
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"Perfect."
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"You know, I think you have a career ahead of you"
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"in the exciting world of law enforcement and/or terrorism."
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"See him struggle? It just got tighter, didn't it?"
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"Walter, untie that boy, please."
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"Super, you promised us adventure."
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"We wanted to go hiking, and see animals, and go fishing."
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"Well, fine. Let's go fishing."
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"You can't go fishing in the projects."
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"That's where you're wrong."
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"Boys, grab your poles and let's go the fishing hole."
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"(WHISTLING MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(GLASS SHATTERING) (CAR HORN HONKS)"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Well, here we are at the old fishing hole."
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"Aren't we having a good time?"
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"Oh, man, there ain't no fish down there."
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"All right, now, now. Maybe if you just drop your lines in,"
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"you'll find something."
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"Right, Jimmy?"
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"Hey, it's a fish hole, ain't it?"
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"Hey, I think I got something."
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"Fish Stix? JIMMY: You bet!"
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"I think if you throw your line in that cove over there,"
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"you'll find a nice school of Tater Tots."
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"Oh, man. This is whack."
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"See, I told y'all camping would be fun."
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"This ain't camping!"
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"This is homelessness."
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"Yeah. If we gotta be cold, damp, and hungry,"
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"we might as well be in our apartment."
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"Hey, come on now. Wait. Don't go inside yet, boys."
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"There's still plenty more outdoor adventure to be had."
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"Like what?"
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"Well, uh, well, we could try to, uh, find a bird."
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"Mmm."
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"Well, fine. Go inside."
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"But night falls here"
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"and that's the only time that Red Moley comes out."
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"Who's Red Moley?"
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"Oh, no. Not Red Moley."
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"They ain't old enough for Red Moley."
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"We're old enough. Who's Red Moley?"
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"If you're too girly to handle camping,"
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"you cannot handle a ghost story as scary."
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"(IN DEEP VOICE) as Red Moley."
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"Oh."
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"No, Thurgood, they'll pee their pants."
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"We won't pee our pants, will we, Juicy?"
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"Mmm-mmm."
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"Jimmy throw another tire on the fire."
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"Oh, this fire's making me sleepy."
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"Don't ever fall asleep by a tire fire, boy. You'll never wake up."
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"Okay, the campfire has burned down to the steel belting."
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"Time for s'mores."
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"Mmm."
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