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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century (S01E01)

"He just sits there"
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"All day and every day."
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"And at night..."
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"Shh! almost motionless."
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"We have to take his food out to him."
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"And his milk..."
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"Shh! he doesn't do anything."
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"He just sits there."
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"Are you at your wit's end?"
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"Definitely-- shh-- yes."
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"Hmm, I see."
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"Well, I think I may be able to help you."
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"You see..."
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"Your cat is suffering"
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"From what we vets haven't found a word for."
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"His condition is typified by total physical inertia--"
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"Absence of interest in its ambiance--"
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"What we vets call environment."
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"Oh..."
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"Failure to respond"
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"To the conventional external stimuli:"
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"A ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird."
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"To be blunt, your cat is in a rut."
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"It's the old... stockbroker syndrome"
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"The suburban fin-de-siecle ennui"
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"Angst, Weltschmerz-- call it what you will."
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"Moping."
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"In a way, in a way."
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"Hmm, moping, I must remember that."
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"Now, what's to be done."
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"Tell me, sir, have you confused your cat recently?"
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"Well, i..."
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"Shh! no."
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"Yes, well..."
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"I think I can definitely say"
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"That your cat badly needs to be confused."
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"What?"
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"Shh! what?"
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"Confused--"
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"To shake it out of its state of complacency."
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"I'm afraid..."
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"I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats"
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"But I can recommend an extremely good service."
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"Here is their card."
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"Oh, confuse-a-cat."
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"confuse-a-cat, limited."
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"Oh."
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"Squad! eyes front!"
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"Stand at ease!"
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"Cat confusers..."
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"Confusers... ho!"
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"Well, men, we've got"
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"A very difficult cat to confuse today"
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"So let's get straight on with it, jolly good."
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"Thank you, sergeant."
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"Confusers!"
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"Attend to the van and fetch out..."
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"Wait for it!"
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"Fetch out the funny things!"
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"Move, move, move, move!"
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"One, two, one, two"
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"Get those funny things off!"
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"Right, get rid of that!"
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"Get a move on, move it."
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"Round about this way."
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"Further back, over there, leave it down."
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"One, two, one, two."
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"Confusers! fall... in!"
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"Stage ready for confusing, sir!"
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"Very good."
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"Carry on, sergeant."
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"Left turn!"
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"Double march!"
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"Right, men, confuse the... cat."
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"My lords, ladies and gentlemen..."
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"I hope to god it works."
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"Anyway, we shall know any minute now."
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"Oh, I can't believe it!"
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"Neither can i."
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"It's just like the old days."
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"He's cured."
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"Oh, thank you, general."
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"What can we ever do to repay you?"
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"No need to, sir."
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"It's all in a day's work for..."
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"Confuse-a-cat."
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"Have you read this, sir?"
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"No-- oh, yes, yes, yes."
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"Anything to declare?"
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"Yes-- no! no!"
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"No, no, nothing to declare, no."
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"Nothing in my suitcase, no."
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"No watches, cameras, radio sets?"
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"Oh, yes, four watches..."
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"No! no! no..."
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"No, one watch."
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"No! no, not even one watch."
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"No watches at all."
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"No, no watches at all."
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"No precision watches, no."
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"Which country have you been visiting, sir?"
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"Switzerland..."
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"No! no, not switzerland, ha!"
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"Not switzerland."
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"It began with s but it wasn't switzerland."
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"Oh, what could it be?"
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"Terribly bad memory for names."
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"Uh... what's the name of that country"
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"Where they don't make watches at all?"
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"Spain?"
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"Spain! that's it."
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"Spain, yes, mmm."
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"The label says zurich, sir."
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"Yes, well... it was spain, then."
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"Zurich's in switzerland, sir."
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"Switzerland, yeah, mmm, mmm..."
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"Switzerland."
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"Yeah, mm-hmm..."
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"Where they make the watches."
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"Ah! yeah..."
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