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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century (S01E01)

Name?

"Name?"

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What?

"What?"

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Your name, please!

"Your name, please!"

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Um, er, david.

"Um, er, david."

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David. sure?

"David. sure?"

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Oh, yes.

"Oh, yes."

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David... shaw.

"David... shaw."

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No, no-- thomas.

"No, no-- thomas."

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Thomas shaw?

"Thomas shaw?"

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No, no-- david thomas.

"No, no-- david thomas."

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Good night

"Good night"

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Ding-ding- ding-ding...

"Ding-ding- ding-ding..."

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Oh, dear, we're back to that again.

"Oh, dear, we're back to that again."

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Good night

"Good night"

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I don't know what to do when you do that.

"I don't know what to do when you do that."

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Well, do something.

"Well, do something."

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Good night

"Good night"

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Ding-ding- ding-ding...

"Ding-ding- ding-ding..."

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Five!

"Five!"

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Four! three!

"Four! three!"

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Two! one!

"Two! one!"

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Good!

"Good!"

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Good?

"Good?"

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Very good.

"Very good."

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Do it again.

"Do it again."

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oh ahhhh!

"oh ahhhh!"

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Very good indeed.

"Very good indeed."

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Quite outstanding.

"Quite outstanding."

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Ah, right, ready now.

"Ah, right, ready now."

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Right, once more.

"Right, once more."

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Good night

"Good night"

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Ding-ding- ding-ding

"Ding-ding- ding-ding"

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Ding-ding- ding-ding-ding.

"Ding-ding- ding-ding-ding."

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ahh uuuhuh!

"ahh uuuhuh!"

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Wha... what's going on?

"Wha... what's going on?"

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You got very good marks.

"You got very good marks."

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Well, I don't care.

"Well, I don't care."

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I want to know what's going on!

"I want to know what's going on!"

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I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people

"I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people"

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And I'm going straight out of here

"And I'm going straight out of here"

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And I'm going to tell the police

"And I'm going to tell the police"

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Exactly what you do to people

"Exactly what you do to people"

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And they're going to make bloody sure

"And they're going to make bloody sure"

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That you never do it again.

"That you never do it again."

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There, what do you think of that?!

"There, what do you think of that?!"

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What do you think of that?

"What do you think of that?"

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Very good marks.

"Very good marks."

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Oh, oh...

"Oh, oh..."

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Well, do I get the job?

"Well, do I get the job?"

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Er, well, I'm afraid not.

"Er, well, I'm afraid not."

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I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.

"I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago."

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Hmm.

"Hmm."

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Well, that was all good fun

"Well, that was all good fun"

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And we all had a jolly good laugh.

"And we all had a jolly good laugh."

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But I would like to assure you

"But I would like to assure you"

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That you'd never be treated like that

"That you'd never be treated like that"

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If you had an interview here at the careers advisory board.

"If you had an interview here at the careers advisory board."

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Perhaps I should introduce myself.

"Perhaps I should introduce myself."

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I am the head of the careers advisory board.

"I am the head of the careers advisory board."

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I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are.

"I wanted to be a doctor, but there we are."

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I'm head of the careers advisory board.

"I'm head of the careers advisory board."

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Or a sculptor-- something artistic.

"Or a sculptor-- something artistic."

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Or an engineer, with all those dams

"Or an engineer, with all those dams"

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But there we are, it's no use crying over spilt milk.

"But there we are, it's no use crying over spilt milk."

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The facts are there and that's that.

"The facts are there and that's that."

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I'm the head of this lousy board.

"I'm the head of this lousy board."

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Never mind.

"Never mind."

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Now, I wonder if you've ever considered

"Now, I wonder if you've ever considered"

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What a very profitable line of work this man is in.

"What a very profitable line of work this man is in."

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Burglar!

"Burglar!"

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Burglar!!

"Burglar!!"

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Yes?

"Yes?"

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Burglar, madam.

"Burglar, madam."

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What do you want?

"What do you want?"

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I want to come in and steal a few things, madam.

"I want to come in and steal a few things, madam."

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Are you an encyclopedia salesman?

"Are you an encyclopedia salesman?"

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No, madam, I'm a burglar.

"No, madam, I'm a burglar."

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I burgle people.

"I burgle people."

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I think you're an encyclopedia salesman.

"I think you're an encyclopedia salesman."

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Oh, I'm not, open the door.

"Oh, I'm not, open the door."

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Let me in, please.

"Let me in, please."

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If I let you in, you'll sell me encyclopedias.

"If I let you in, you'll sell me encyclopedias."

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I won't, madam.

"I won't, madam."

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I just want to come in, ransack the flat... honestly.

"I just want to come in, ransack the flat... honestly."

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Promise?

"Promise?"

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No encyclopedias?

"No encyclopedias?"

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None at all.

"None at all."

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All right.

"All right."

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Mind you, I don't know

"Mind you, I don't know"

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Whether you've ever really considered

"Whether you've ever really considered"

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The advantages of owning a really fine set

"The advantages of owning a really fine set"

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Of modern encyclopedias.

"Of modern encyclopedias."

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You know, they can do you really wonders.

"You know, they can do you really wonders."

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That man was a successful encyclopedia salesman.

"That man was a successful encyclopedia salesman."

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But not all encyclopedia salesmen are successful.

"But not all encyclopedia salesmen are successful."

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Here is an unsuccessful encyclopedia salesman.

"Here is an unsuccessful encyclopedia salesman."

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Now here are two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen.

"Now here are two unsuccessful encyclopedia salesmen."

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I think there's a lesson there for all of us.

"I think there's a lesson there for all of us."

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[clap]

"[clap]"

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It's...

"It's..."

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Oh, good, that'll be the vet, dear.

"Oh, good, that'll be the vet, dear."

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I'd better go and let him in.

"I'd better go and let him in."

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It's the vet, dear.

"It's the vet, dear."

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Very glad, indeed

"Very glad, indeed"

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You could come round, sir.

"You could come round, sir."

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Not at all.

"Not at all."

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Now, what seems to be the problem?

"Now, what seems to be the problem?"

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You can tell me.

"You can tell me."

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I'm a vet, you know.

"I'm a vet, you know."

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See? tell him, dear.

"See? tell him, dear."

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Well...

"Well..."

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It's our cat!

"It's our cat!"

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He doesn't do anything.

"He doesn't do anything."

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He just sits out there on the lawn.

"He just sits out there on the lawn."

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Is he... dead?

"Is he... dead?"

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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Thank god for that.

"Thank god for that."

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For one ghastly moment I thought I was...

"For one ghastly moment I thought I was..."

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Too late.

"Too late."

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If only more people would call in the nick of time.

"If only more people would call in the nick of time."

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