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Clips from Monty Python's Flying Circus - Man's Crisis of Identity in the Latter Half of the 20th Century (S01E01)

"Ooh, nice shed you've got here."
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"Have you got any swiss currency, sir?"
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"No, just the watches."
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"Ah! just my watch."
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"Just my watch, uh... my watch on the currency."
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"I've kept a watch on the currency"
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"And I've watched it and I haven't got any."
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"That come out a bit glib, didn't it?"
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"Have you got an alarm clock in there, sir?"
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"No, no, heavens no, no."
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"Just vests, ha!"
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"Sounded a bit like an alarm clock going off."
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"Well, it can't have been. It must have been a vest..."
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"Uh... going off."
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"Going off."
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"All right!"
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"I confess, I'm a smuggler."
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"This whole case is crammed full"
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"Of swiss watches and clocks."
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"I've been purposely trying to deceive"
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"Her majesty's customs and excise."
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"I've been a bloody fool."
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"I don't believe you, sir."
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"It's true, I'm guilty of smuggling."
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"Don't give me that, sir."
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"You couldn't smuggle a piece of grease-proofed paper"
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"Let alone a case full of watches."
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"What do you mean?!"
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"I've smuggled watches before, you know!"
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"I've smuggled bombs, cameras, microfilms, aircraft components."
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"You name it, I've smuggled it."
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"Now, move along, please."
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"You're wasting our time, move along, please."
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"Look, for all I know, sir, you could've bought these in london"
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"Before you ever went To switzerland."
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"I wouldn't buy 2,000 clocks!"
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"People do."
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"Now close her up."
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"Move along, please."
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"Go on, don't waste our time."
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"We're out to catch the real smugglers."
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"I am a real smuggler!"
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"I'm a smuggler, everybody!"
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"Don't you understand? I'm a smuggler!"
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"I'm a lawbreaker! I'm a smuggler!"
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"Poor fellow, I think he needs help."
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"Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar."
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"Get to the search room and strip."
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"Well, to discuss the implications of that sketch"
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"And to consider the moral problems"
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"Raised by the law enforcement methods involved"
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"We have a duck, a cat and a lizard."
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"Now, first of all"
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"I'd like to put this question to you, please, lizard:"
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"How effective do you consider the legal weapons"
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"Employed by legal customs officers nowadays?"
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"Well, while you're thinking about that"
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"I'd like to bring the duck in here"
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"And ask her, if possible"
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"To clarify the whole question of currency restrictions"
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"And custom regulations in the world today."
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"Perhaps the cat would rather answer that?"
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"No? lizard?"
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"No."
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"Well, uh..."
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"Let's ask the man in the street what he thinks."
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"I am not a man, you silly billy."
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"I'm not in the street, you fairy!"
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"Well, uh, speaking as a man in the street..."
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"What was the question again?"
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"Just how relevant"
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"Are contemporary customs regulations"
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"And currency restrictions"
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"In a modern, expanding industrial economy?"
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"Oh, never mind."
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"Well, I think customs men should be armed"
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"So they can kill people carrying more than 200 cigarettes."
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"Well, I think that, uh... nobody who has gone abroad"
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"Should be allowed back in the country!"
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"I mean, uh... blimey!"
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"Blimey!"
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"If they're not keen enough to stay here when they're here"
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"Why should we allow them back, huh..."
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"At the taxpayers' expense?"
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"I mean, be fair!"
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"I mean, I don't eat squirrels, do i?"
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"I mean, well, perhaps I do, one or two"
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"But there's no law against that, is there?"
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"It's a free country!"
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"I mean, if I want to eat a squirrel now and again"
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"That's my own business, isn't it?"
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"I mean, I'm no racialist!"
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"I..."
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"Oh..."
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"I think it's silly to ask a lizard what it thinks, anyway."
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"Why?"
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"I mean, they should have asked margaret drabble."
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"Well, I think customs people are quite necessary"
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"And I think they're doing quite a good job, really."
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"Check."
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"[ knocking at door ]"
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"Door's open."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"All right, all right, all right, all right."
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"My name's police constable henry thatcher"
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"And this is a raid."
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"I have reason to believe"
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"That there are certain substances"
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"On the premises."
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"What sort of substances, officer?"
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"Er, certain substances."
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"Well, what sort of certain substances?"
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"Er, certain substances of an illicit nature."
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"Could you be more specific?"
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"I beg your pardon?"
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"Could you be clearer?"
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"Oh, oh, yeah."
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"Certain substances on the premises"
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"To be removed for clinical tests."
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"Have you got anything particular in mind?"
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